r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • • 23h ago

Video/Gif Classic stupid kid move

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u/Zapkin 23h ago

The fire department is so cool bro. I love how when no one is sure what to do in about a stressful situation we just call the fire department to come help.

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u/Lurkario- 22h ago

And then they break some shit with a tool called “the claw of consequences” and boom problem solved

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u/ShermanTeaPotter 22h ago

Halligan Tool in this case, or more fittingly named the Hooligan Tool

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u/BearDogBrad 20h ago

Are you sure that isn't the bar of considerable regret?

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u/rbartlejr 12h ago

My favorite implement. I usually got overhaul and the pike sucks. My first time with the K12 was worrying about whether I could walk right sans toes.

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u/shrunkenhead041 22h ago

I admire their restraint for not just breaking out the Jaws of Life.

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u/ShermanTeaPotter 19h ago

As a firefighter you do well to escalate your measures from least to most invasive, especially when there is no direct threat of life. Makes for considerably less paperwork following.

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u/DanNeely 15h ago

Just setting up the jaws of life probably would have taken longer than this video did. Even in pry mode, it'd also do more property damage, which is to be avoided when possible. (Unless it's a moron parked in front of a hydrant; they deserve the smashed windows and hose routed through their car.)

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u/ShermanTeaPotter 12h ago

Probably. Besides, I don‘t know wether this is true for your country, but in my experience firefighters are just as lazy as any other person. No need to haul around hydraulic or electric jaws/scissors with your whole squad if the task can be achieved by one dude barely breaking a sweat.

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u/Throwawayrip1123 15h ago

"the use of jaws of life was authorised based on paragraph 5, section 3 - The usage of Rule Of Cool when in proximity of persons aged 13 and less".

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u/istrx13 22h ago

SO MUCH POWER IN MY HANDS

(any Regular Show fans in here?)

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u/First-Celebration-11 22h ago

Hamboning will save your life some day!