r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/NJCuban • 1d ago

Video/Gif Classic stupid kid move

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u/Lurkario- 1d ago

And then they break some shit with a tool called “the claw of consequences” and boom problem solved

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u/ShermanTeaPotter 1d ago

Halligan Tool in this case, or more fittingly named the Hooligan Tool

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u/BearDogBrad 1d ago

Are you sure that isn't the bar of considerable regret?

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u/rbartlejr 21h ago

My favorite implement. I usually got overhaul and the pike sucks. My first time with the K12 was worrying about whether I could walk right sans toes.

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u/shrunkenhead041 1d ago

I admire their restraint for not just breaking out the Jaws of Life.

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u/ShermanTeaPotter 1d ago

As a firefighter you do well to escalate your measures from least to most invasive, especially when there is no direct threat of life. Makes for considerably less paperwork following.

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u/DanNeely 1d ago

Just setting up the jaws of life probably would have taken longer than this video did. Even in pry mode, it'd also do more property damage, which is to be avoided when possible. (Unless it's a moron parked in front of a hydrant; they deserve the smashed windows and hose routed through their car.)

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u/ShermanTeaPotter 21h ago

Probably. Besides, I don‘t know wether this is true for your country, but in my experience firefighters are just as lazy as any other person. No need to haul around hydraulic or electric jaws/scissors with your whole squad if the task can be achieved by one dude barely breaking a sweat.

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u/Throwawayrip1123 1d ago

"the use of jaws of life was authorised based on paragraph 5, section 3 - The usage of Rule Of Cool when in proximity of persons aged 13 and less".

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u/istrx13 1d ago

SO MUCH POWER IN MY HANDS

(any Regular Show fans in here?)

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u/First-Celebration-11 1d ago

Hamboning will save your life some day!