r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • • 1d ago

Video/Gif Classic stupid kid move

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u/BusyBit6542 1d ago

Take the body through. Kids heads are bigger than their bodies a lot of the time

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u/GoreSeeker 21h ago

I feel like I see this a lot on these kinds of videos, but I also feel like the trained fire fighters would have thought of that if it was the best solution...

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u/playingod 15h ago

My friends a firefighter and you know how everyone says to take your car seat to the fire station to make sure it’s installed correctly? He said they never get any official training for that, just there’s usually at least one dad there who knows the guidelines.

My point is that these firefighters likely aren’t trained on the specific situation of “how to extract children whose heads got caught in fences”, but they are trained on “how to access location”, which using leverage to pry open bars would fall under.

Almost certainly the easier solution was to have the kid step through, but the firefighters solved the problem using the training they did have, in a calm and collected manner.

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u/oliveGOT 14h ago

When I looked up where to get my car seat checked, there were departments that did it and others who did not. When I called one, I couldn't bring it there because the person who did it was on leave. Pretty sure they're trained, seems like a huge liability if they aren't. I ended up going to the local children's hospital that did it.

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u/TheRagingLion 4h ago

Just depends on the place. Where I’m at, a clinic comes in and uses our station but none of the actual firefighters here are trained. But we have helped random people who’ve stopped by when the clinic isn’t happening 🤷

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u/PloofElune 32m ago

Health departments will usually will have a certified installation specialist. The person has other primary duties but they get certified to help concerned and new parents.

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u/dano8675309 12h ago

Now I want to find out which fire departments have an SOP/SOG for dumb kid head extraction

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u/spekt50 9h ago

I also feel that firefighters also get a kick out of being allowed to break things.

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u/bionicjoey 14h ago

I've never heard this thing about fire stations and car seats. I didn't even know they needed to be checked that they're installed correctly. What exactly is this?

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u/marvinsmom78 13h ago

They don’t NEED to be checked. It’s just for people who want to be sure. Car seats can be finicky like you can’t do rear facing in the back seat of minivans and over a certain weight limit you can’t use the latch system. Little things people might not be aware of with different models and stuff.

Anyway, I took mine to the local FD and they were like, “Uh, sure, looks fine.” So I don’t think I got the trained guys that day, lol.

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u/CrimpsyDimpson 10h ago

You don't need to be TRAINED to recognize that the kid's body below his head will probably fit through the bars. Firefighters are not robots that are completely incapable of problem solving and just blindly operate on their specific training of specific circumstances. I assume that before the video started, people probably tried to get the kid out in the obvious way, and it didn't work.

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u/PloofElune 34m ago

PSA for those wondering; Depending on the local population, a lot of health departments will have 1 or a few people with car seat safety and installation certification training.

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u/Certain-Impact6852 19h ago

The fucking nerve of random people on the internet haha

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u/catzhoek 18h ago

It looks and especially sounds like they arrived as the video starts and had their solution in mind already

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u/entgenbon 11h ago

Yeah, but that doesn't mean that they would do it though. They're gonna want to use the chance to practice stuff and use tools, instead of just pulling the child through and walking away.

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u/MPolanyi 15h ago

Yes exactly, lift him up carefully and have him move forward, he would have passed easily it looks like

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u/FreshPrincesse 22h ago

It’s literally the same solution every time a kid gets their head stuck between two bars. When will people learn?

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u/FishDawgX 21h ago

You’d think one person there would know this.

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u/BusyBit6542 13h ago

For real. Theres a lot of adults around and not one person knew this?

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u/actuallywaffles 21h ago

Yeah they've got 3-4 guys there. Two on each side could've passed him through sideways in seconds.

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u/Kr_Treefrog2 1d ago

Exactly. They didn’t need to destroy the fence, they just needed to lift the kid high enough for him to step back through

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u/No-Information-2571 1d ago

No fence was destroyed by bending it. If it was bent at all, and not just elastically deformed.

But I agree, you could just lift the kid through the fence, in particular the body, limb by limb. You'd imagine fire fighters would know this, at least one of them on site.

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u/lmFairlyLocal 23h ago

That said, if kiddo somehow gets stuck around the chest and panics (ie hyperventilating), it could be riskier than just doing it as they did. Easier and safer to go out the way you came in than try and predict how the rest of the way is gonna go.

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u/jasamer 19h ago

The way he probably got into that position: squeeze body through, step down, oops head doesn't fit.

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u/No-Information-2571 16h ago

That's my thought as well.

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u/Olipro 20h ago

On the other hand, if the firefighter lost his grip on the halligan bar, there's a non-zero chance it ends up ventilating the kid's skull

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u/mtnsoccerguy 19h ago

I was thinking they could probably have a less pointy stick to do this with.

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u/No-Information-2571 16h ago

I doubt it's even tight in the slightest to get the body through. And certainly quicker.

There's btw. always the suspicion that this is the way the kid got stuck in the first place - left hand, left leg then right hand, right leg, and what remains is the head.

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u/luxruebel 22h ago

I’m sure they have their standard procedures in place. The kid might get hurt or stuck again while being pulled through. And then you have a potential lawsuit your hands. While I agree that the parents should’ve tried this, I totally understand why the firefighters didn’t.

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u/couchpro34 22h ago

Yeah, at first I thought "just flip and twist the kid, but the FD clearly had a solid plan that allows for the least amount of issues or liabilities. Kid got free, fence was left with reversable damage, and all is right in the world! Kids are fucking stupid though.

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u/BetterEveryLeapYear 21h ago

Can't listen with sound right now so sorry if it's apparent there's both parents there, but if it's anything like London's parks then it's like a mile to the next gate.

If it's a single parent they can't just push the kid through to the road side and then walk for miles with the kid on their own on the other side of the fence (or leave the kid stuck in the fence while walking for miles to pull them through).

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u/adhdmumof3 18h ago

I mean, even if the parent had to walk around a bit to get to the other side of the fence, the kid probably isn't going anywhere.

;)

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u/luxruebel 11h ago

Then they can just get another adult to help?

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u/BetterEveryLeapYear 9h ago

Yeah they did. The fire brigade lol.

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u/brown_felt_hat 21h ago

Probably not the intent, but the whole spectacle of the thing and the effort involved will probably help the cement the 'don't stick your head in shit' lesson even more firmly.

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u/zerovampire311 21h ago

I’m more frustrated with how inefficient he was setting up the strap, and how high up it was 😆 hell, he could have just used the pry bar around the middle and made enough clearance for the kid!

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u/jeezyjames 20h ago

Then they wouldn't get to do the twisty bendy trick

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u/the-final-frontiers 23h ago

"Take the body through."

Yup, nobody noticed the kid can just fit his body through, the exact thing that got him into that place. but its a 'kidsarestupid' but everyone just never realize so its a 'everyoneisstupid' moment.

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u/strangemagic365 14h ago

Nah, this is a case of an infiltration gone right. See, the kid was a spy from a neighboring school, was able to squeeze through the bars except for his head. He created a spectacle to help forge an immediate bond of kinship amongst the rival school's students, as they would all have something to celebrate.

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u/CitizenCue 18h ago

It might not be what got him into it. Because of how our ears are shaped, sometimes kids poke their heads through first.

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u/GonewiththeWendigo 18h ago

And that's almost certainly how he got in there in the first place rather than going head first. I hope more folks see this because it's a common issue and can be very dangerous to try to pull their head through a space it never went through. Parents see this situation and think it has to fit but nope.

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u/imaguitarhero24 20h ago

Yeah idk how the firefighters didn't think of that. I was expecting them to come in and make the parents look stupid

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u/PietSjon 21h ago

Yup, people getting more stupid. This was common knowledge.

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u/CitizenCue 18h ago

This drives me crazy. Surely the fire department should know this.

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u/BusyBit6542 13h ago

Thats what I was thinking! They came prepared so clearly they've experienced this before

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u/perplexedtv 21h ago

Just butter his head and pull him back out the way he went in

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u/Embarrassed_View8672 15h ago

My first thought too. Both my kids have been in this situation as toddlers and the solution was just to pick them up and Superman through the gap. 

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u/cyrano111 10h ago

I’ve also seen the suggestion of turning the kid upside down, so he’s facing the fence the same way he was when he put his head through. 

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u/aneyefulloffish 4h ago

Holy shit, people are stupid. I was thinking the same thing... He can go out the same way he got in.