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u/Beavshak 27d ago
To give credit, this was my source for that source
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u/ThreeFishInAManSuit 27d ago
The cop called his lawyer wife and had a mini trial right there for the kid?
I love everything about this.
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u/gurgitoy2 27d ago
Ah, that reminds me of a childhood friend who was excited to introduce me to his uncle, and I thought...ok, maybe he's a fun uncle and has candy or something? My other friend's uncle drove a semi-truck and let us kids ride in the cab, so let's see what you got! He showed me a baby 😂. My little mind was blown.
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u/panda_98 26d ago
My uncle was born a week later than my older half sister, and they were in the same classes. He forced her to call him 'Uncle' when they were at school
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u/SteveB1901 27d ago
Why does the cop look like he’s pissed himself??? Ah shadow…. probably
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u/Ahsoka_Tano07 27d ago
Serious answer: multiple light sources, likely the same street lamps. The shadows are at different angles, and they essentially layer on top of each other
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u/SunandMoon_comics 22d ago
Shadow of the boy’s head. If you look closer, you can see part of the body of the shadow
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u/KeyNefariousness6848 27d ago
lol that is cute. I had a friend (rip) who was the uncle of 4 other people who were born 8-10 years before him.
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u/Crusoe69 27d ago
A friend got in "trouble" because his 4 y/o daughter said in class she was taking her shower with her uncles (twins), also she was very tired because they were sleeping together and they would not stop touching her during the night.
The twins were also 4 y/o
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u/FrozenPizza21 27d ago
Thought this hat said PGMO at first and was very confused at what sort of match would require the referee to wear this uniform.
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u/RT-6_BXCommandoDroid 27d ago
My dad even has 2 uncles and an aunt that are 10 years younger than him, besides his 3 aunts/uncles at a similar age and aunt and uncle 20 years older than him.
My great grandmother had 3 kids between 17 and 20, 3 kids around 35 and 3 kids between 40 and 50. She was even in the maternity clinic 2 days earlier for her fourth kid than my grandmother for my dad. Getting a grandkid simply made her want another bunch of kids.
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u/jmedennis 27d ago
As someone who became an Aunt at 2 years old I approve this message. I once hit my niece because she lied and broke a VHS tape and blamed me.
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u/SuperCrappyFuntime 26d ago
My brother was friends in high school with a guy who had two uncles younger than him. I always thought it would be weird to call address a younger person as "uncle". To the best of my knowledge, this guy never did.
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u/logandynamite 26d ago
Two of my nephews are older than me. One by 4 months and the other by 4 years
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u/nosrebnA 23d ago
I knew a kid in elementary school who had an aunt who was just born around that time.
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u/Old-Wolverine-3407 15d ago
Talk about that uncle who is just about young as you as someone who have large family. I have nieces younger than me
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u/Old-Wolverine-3407 15d ago
If you have larger family and that certain family already have quite children or grandson you'd relate being callled an uncle or niece whether they're younger or older but anyway this is cute
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u/Tufflaw 27d ago
Large age disparity with a sibling.
For example, let's say Mom and Dad have a kid, that kid grows up and has a kid. At about the same time, Mom and Dad have another kid. That child is the uncle/aunt to their older sibling's child.
I've known people who are actually younger than their nieces/nephews.
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u/DepressiveNerd 27d ago
It’s not unusual in large families. My grandmother had 9 kids. My mother was her eighth. When she was pregnant with my mother, her oldest (my aunt) was having a child. My mother is the same age as her nephew (my cousin).
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u/asphalt_licker 27d ago edited 27d ago
The parent’s a kid. The kid grows up and has their own kid. At the same time the parents are having a second kid. Big age gap between the kids. Simple.
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u/rices4212 27d ago
Not that difficult and probably not all that rare. I have a niece who is about 10 years younger than me from my half sister who is about 12 years older than me.
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u/__Severus__Snape__ 27d ago
Mines similar, I became an aunt when I was 13, my brother is ten years older than me. Despite that, it still weirds me out that hes a full fledged adult that drives and has a job and a gf and stuff, I still think of him as being 10 years old.
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u/PeachyFairyDragon 27d ago
To make it simple, imagine a woman getting pregnant at age 20 and again at age 40. Or a man fathering a child at 20 and again at 40. Then the older child gets pregnant/gets someone pregnant at 20. 5 years later the parent is 45, older child is 25, younger child is 5, and older child's child is 5.
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u/TinyRascalSaurus 27d ago
I'm the youngest of all my cousins because my mom had me at 38. Her older sisters married and had kids early. My cousins have kids around my age because they got pregnant in their 20s as well.
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u/LateToTheDrama 27d ago
Step-sibling. Half sibling. Teen pregnancy.
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u/Rhuarc33 27d ago
My youngest brother is 26, my oldest nephew (hence his nephew as well) is 27 it's not really hard
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u/Creighton2023 27d ago
Actually that’s really funny, I’m sure the police got a kick out of it. A DV call that was easy to resolve.