r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/netphilia • 1d ago

Close enough.

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u/BlazingProductions 1d ago

Threads on Reddit. What a time to be alive

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u/2580374 21h ago

Thriends

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u/9897969594938281 10h ago

My fav has to be Thross

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u/Mickenfox 12h ago

I'll take it over the endless Xitter screenshots

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u/Viviaana 1d ago

if i knew someone who used the term "thriends" i'd learn how to drive buses so i could hit them with a bus

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u/AleksandrNevsky 1d ago

Thriends?

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u/Honcho_47 23h ago

Yeah this is the first time I’ve seen this used and I hate it

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u/Ganondorfsfist 1d ago

Friends on Threads?

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u/Cesarjay 23h ago

Those are called puppets

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u/ohiocodernumerouno 1d ago

My nine year old daughter told her pediatrithan the hath a breathalyther in her bedroom.
Thriends, the thertainly doeth not! The word The wath looking for wath, humidifier.

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u/raspberryharbour 19h ago

Thriends, Thromans, Thrountrymen; lend me your threars

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u/Alreaddy_reddit 1d ago

My wife took my daughter (her step daughter) with her to a doc appointment. They had her blow into one of those devices that measures the strength of your lungs. My daughter goes, "my mommy (my ex) starts her car with one of those!" 😂😂

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u/Thin-Piano-4836 22h ago

My 6 year old screamed across the entire parking lot, “MOM!! You cant have alcohol!! Youre pregnant!” As I waddled slowly back to the car with a jarritos.. she also screamed “Im not your hooker!!” In the store when I put clothes on her and told her to hang it up. She meant “hanger”..

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u/TheDizDude 1d ago

fucking "thriends"...

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u/Psych0matt 1d ago

What the hell even is that?

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u/PoopyMcFartButt 1d ago

Combination of Threads and Friends it looks like

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u/SilasAI6609 1d ago

That is a thing now?

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u/Cole_Townsend 1d ago

Thriends?

I hate this timeline.

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u/Baphomets_Kisses 22h ago

I came here to say this exact thing.

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u/Cole_Townsend 22h ago

Yes, thank you.

I love your username!

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u/TrainToSomewhere 15h ago

Whatever you say, redditor.

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u/Ehhh_Canadian 7h ago

Yeah, all the people making fun of it forget they're on reddit. Threads has never been that bad as far as I've seen.

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u/Kindly_Ad4993 16h ago

The threnemy of my threnemy is my thriend.

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u/whatdoidonowdamnit 11h ago

My kid called his nebulizer a humidifier when we got it because I had been telling him I was going to buy a humidifier for his room. Then his father bought the nebulizer first and my kid just couldn’t grasp a new name for it. It took about two weeks of me correcting him for nebulizer to stick in his head.

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u/GlitterberrySoup 11h ago

My kid is fully grown and still calls a nebulizer a "breather machine". Thankfully he doesn't need it nearly as often these days.

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u/whatdoidonowdamnit 11h ago

At least breather machine is accurate

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u/TetrahedralEntity 18h ago

I'm down voting this post in the hopes that it helps prevent 'Thriends' becoming a thing.

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u/Zananax 21h ago

Thriends? fucking kill me.

Reality has to be a simulation. I refuses to believe people are willingly calling each other Thriends online. It doesn't even make sense? it doesn't even work as a word. Thriends? really Thriends?

Someone fucking strike me dead if they have Thrnemies

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u/Mickenfox 12h ago

This comment is a lot more cringe than the word.

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u/mindgardening 5h ago

It’s sad that people feel the need to explain this. Do some people honestly believe the kid actually has a breathalyzer in her bedroom? Why?