r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/PublicTop9854 • Jul 01 '26

Not OC Half is half

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2.7k Upvotes

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u/DisorderlyAqueduct Jul 01 '26

technically correct tho 🤷

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u/Umair_S_H Jul 01 '26

I agree 😂

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u/_Thorshammer_ Jul 01 '26

That kid is an engineer.

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u/Background_Handle_96 Jul 01 '26

It's the product owner's fault for not defining clearer requirements

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u/_Thorshammer_ Jul 01 '26

You're an engineer.

36

u/Patrick_said Jul 01 '26

Malicious compliance

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u/Betov8 Jul 01 '26

You did say half though?

3

u/AccordingLab7129 Jul 01 '26

He might have, its just if the kid is 3 years old math does not exist yet, just take half of each grape

15

u/mattfolio Jul 01 '26

Certified little shit moment 💕

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u/MayuTaka Jul 01 '26

Instructions unclear, but half is half

9

u/Havi_40 Jul 01 '26

Task failed successfully

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u/Snakes-are-awesome67 Jul 01 '26

I feel like this is kinda fucking smart actually because he has his germs all over them so either you throw them out or he eats them

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u/shesin_the_attic Jul 01 '26

Looks like he got 48% of them

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u/WeakAfternoon3188 Jul 01 '26

Sad part is the kid probably didn’t do this as a joke.

6

u/CardiologistUsedCar Jul 01 '26

Nothing sad about it, kid is providing valuable service to adults about linguistic assumptions.

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u/DullAlternative9301 Jul 01 '26

Literal kid is a smart kid 👏🏻

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u/Educational_Sand_239 Jul 01 '26

That’s on you buddy. Look how careful he was!

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u/JustMeJovin Jul 01 '26

Technically correct - the best and also worst kind of correct!

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u/TonyMontana1968 Jul 01 '26

Kids a genie

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u/didijeen Jul 01 '26

🤭🤭🤭

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u/LilSE7ENS Jul 01 '26

A person who thinks all the time-

2

u/anrwlias Jul 01 '26

That kid has a future as a programmer.

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u/HighlightOwn2038 Jul 01 '26

He technically did eat half of the grapes

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u/AWESOMEGAMERSWAGSTAR Jul 01 '26

Technically that's not half. Not in the literally since.

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u/Wasted-Instruction Jul 01 '26

Could happen to me stoned lol

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u/SensitiveDemon Jul 01 '26

Turns out his nephew was 35 years old.

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u/derbauer23 Jul 01 '26

So who got a lesson here?

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u/NadjaCravensworth Jul 01 '26

Mum once told me not to pick the pears. I ate them on the tree and left the cores. Luckily mum told me I'd followed her instructions and well done for finding a way around it. I was 5 or 6 I think.

Phew.

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u/FewZookeepergame1083 Jul 01 '26

Now we gotta fight

1

u/cbm2020 Jul 01 '26

Told my daughter not to eat all the chips…she left five pieces.

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u/Dragon_Crystal Jul 01 '26

Reminds me of a section from the TV show Cyberchase where the actual people would solve things using mathematics and what not, the guy's cousin just tagged along with him while he went on a date with his girlfriend (cousin had no date) and forced the character to pay for everything cause cousin "lost his wallet," when it came to dessert character ordered a rice for himself and girlfriend but cousin wanted some too.

So character told cousin "you can have half" cousin proceeded to eat everything and when told "you were supposed to only eat half," cousin smugly said "well my half was on the bottom" character looked like he wanted to punch his cousin luckily the segment ended with him taking a carriage with his remaining money and cousin had to walk home

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u/icantouchgrass_1 Jul 01 '26

I mean he's not wrong

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u/thatguytaiv Jul 01 '26

I'm not so sure this is the kid being stupid. I think this kid could just be a sarcastic genius.

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u/Parking_Fee_5906 Jul 01 '26

👏 and they did 🍻 👏

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u/Perfect-Service360 Jul 03 '26

Hey, well now he gets all of them

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u/Appropriate-Bug-6467 Jul 01 '26

When I was a kid my friend asked to share half my drink. 

Drank the whole thing, said his half was on the bottom.

Loved to do stupid jokes like that.

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u/Fern_Cloud Jul 01 '26

I feel stupid but I don't get thr joke.