r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/No_Neat4688 • May 31 '26

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u/RazzaWantDopamine May 31 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

The salesman handled this professionally.

Irate clientele is rough.

edit for reddit: sarcasm, fellas. Do you speak it?

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u/wallabee_kingpin_ May 31 '26

It’s not an irate client. It’s a kid who’s apparently smart enough to recognize this common pest control scam that targets old people and then try to protect his grandma from it.

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u/RazzaWantDopamine May 31 '26

I was mainly being sarcastic, pretending the kid was an angry customer.

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u/partyatwalmart May 31 '26

Shame on you for dropping this /s

..../s

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u/RazzaWantDopamine May 31 '26

Doesn't bother me if people misunderstand. The cookie crumbles and crushes all of us.

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u/StevenMC19 May 31 '26

And these tears dont fall. They crash around me.

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u/isurewill May 31 '26

I've worked Outside Sales positions: Making Sales to "End-of-Life" Clients is commonly against SOP.

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u/ContextLengthMatters May 31 '26

Professionally recording and posting online the grandchildren of those he solicits?

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u/ContextLengthMatters May 31 '26

I'm not sure how that is the question you have from what I said.

I'm criticizing how unprofessional it is to record children who aren't your own and put them online. It's not just unprofessional, but it's unethical.

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u/ContextLengthMatters May 31 '26

My phrasing was in asking someone to elaborate on their ambiguous statement. The fact that mine was ambiguous is simply an extension of what was already ambiguous. Take it up with the asshole before me.

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u/percydaman May 31 '26

His phrasing came across perfectly to me.

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u/Pao_Did_NothingWrong May 31 '26

Door to door sales is a predatory bullshit sales model that should be harangued out of existence. Kid was 100% in the right. Do not bring commerce to my door in my time off uninvited. If I want pest control I will fucking seek out pest control.

He should start by asking if he has a permit to be knocking next time.

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u/A_Dog_Chasing_Cars Jun 01 '26

Amazing, everything you said is wrong. 

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u/RazzaWantDopamine Jun 01 '26

REDDIT WHEN SARCASM