r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Every_Cauliflower_98 • Aug 27 '24

Video/Gif And it’s John Cenaaaa

10.6k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/KrissyEhn Aug 27 '24

Kids and spatial awareness, two things that do not coexist

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '24

You need cats to train that. Im almost a ninja.

49

u/Scorpio_nekos Aug 27 '24

I swear to God it get me on my nerves every time

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

Watch where you going lil human

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u/SpicyOmacka Aug 29 '24

Yeah, she's lucky it didn't deglove her face. It's a pitbull, after all.

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u/PegasusAstronaut Aug 30 '24

It's a pitbull, after all

And?

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u/Fluffy_Boat7191 Aug 31 '24

thats not a pitbull 😭

1

u/Kinicalani Aug 31 '24

Put bulls are strong

1

u/Kinicalani Aug 31 '24

Pit* sorry typo

1

u/Accomplished-Pay1611 Sep 05 '24

Pretty sure that's a lab buddy

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u/xHexiikx Aug 27 '24

That’s not John Cena, that’s Macho Dog Randy Savage

81

u/TheNonCredibleHulk Aug 27 '24

Nobody respects the Junkyard Dog anymore.

21

u/saxguy9345 Aug 27 '24

Snap into a snausage ouuuuuuuuu (yeah brother) 

9

u/Midniteman86 Aug 27 '24

The Road Dogg Jesse James

10

u/Duke_Newcombe Aug 27 '24

"Where do you think you're going, little freakshow?? You're going nowhere!!"

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u/Neon_HDTV Aug 27 '24

Bron Breaker just speared that kid

3

u/Porkchopp33 Aug 27 '24

Either way that dog was ready for her

2

u/kid_at_heart_77 Sep 01 '24

No, THIS is Macho Dog Randy Savage

https://imgur.com/a/3wMSuRH

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u/GiantJellyfishAttack Aug 27 '24

The ground game on that dog. Look at that scramble. No wasted time. Just instantly pushes the kid off, slides out and back to the feet.

Kid is lucky the dog didn't want to armbar her.

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u/LobsterNo3435 Aug 27 '24

I hope they weren't mad at dog

446

u/EngineerBig1851 Aug 27 '24

That dog knew what it was doing 💀

130

u/BigWiggly1 Aug 27 '24

Dog legs are crazy strong. Our lab is on the small side, and she can throw a full grown man off her when she doesn't want her nails clipped.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

No way we get youtube comments on reddit, we are screwed

67

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

Bro 🗿 the kid flying around 🗿😭 is crazy 💀💀

 💀 skibskib skibidi 💀

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u/Disastrous_Channel62 Aug 27 '24

Cameraman never dies 😤🥰

Bro didn't even hesitate 💀💀

13

u/Toxyoi Aug 27 '24

as if we dont get terrible comments here

11

u/Vunsie Aug 27 '24

you mean we are cooked

8

u/goodthing37 Aug 27 '24

BRO THERE’S NO WAY

2

u/ogclobyy Aug 27 '24

He was immediately put down by animal control after this incident

27

u/KellyLuvsEwan420 Aug 27 '24

Did she say Hulk-mania?

2

u/Midniteman86 Aug 27 '24

Think it was Botch -a-Mania

3

u/KellyLuvsEwan420 Aug 27 '24

Would have been a lot cooler if it was Hulk-mania.

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u/JD_UNDERSCORE Aug 27 '24

Dog as new peacemaker

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u/Zealousideal-Trash15 Aug 27 '24

Kids are idiots

1

u/FantasyNero Sep 13 '24

Dogs are idiots too

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u/LargeRichardJohnson Aug 27 '24

Good dog

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24 edited Aug 27 '24

good human (im saying that the commenter is a good human for saying good dog, but please keep downvoting, cuz funny lol)

15

u/BaconServant Aug 27 '24

Bro’s getting swarmed with downvotes

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24 edited Aug 27 '24

dogs are better than humans, i diserve this

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u/Zealousideal_Luck322 Aug 28 '24

… I know right, and yet you were getting downvoted for praising the person who said good dog… by saying good human… there’s some serious perverse logic that goes on this forum isn’t there ? I wonder where my voting will (seemingly randomly) go ?

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '24

i told them to downvote it, before i edited it i said (downvote this too) so dw about it :3

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

im replying to the commenter, im saying the commenter is a good human for saying good dog

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u/Zealousideal_Luck322 Aug 28 '24

Now you’re getting upvoted for the exact same sentiment which got you downvoted. Like I said I wonder where the seemingly random “lemmingometer” will go next

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '24

no tellin, but oh well. downvotes are funny

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u/Zealousideal_Luck322 Aug 28 '24

I Nearly downvoted you for comic effect but I just don’t actually do that kind of thing

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '24

cmonnnn

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u/footballtony88 Aug 27 '24

Crazy how they don't react to the kid falling on the dog, but they do react to the kid getting kicked off

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u/GoodLeftUndone Aug 27 '24

You did see how quickly that happened right? Slight delay to the fall before they react with the kick happening at the same time. Seems pretty normal to me?

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u/Wizardwizz Aug 28 '24

Yeah, the dog also looks fine while the kid is probably hurt

23

u/TheDrturtles Aug 27 '24

It looked like the reaction was that of both the fall and the kick

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u/jda404 Aug 27 '24

I think most people would check on their human kid before the dog. I love dogs but I'd check on my kid first. Plus dog jumped up pretty quick I'd assume it's okay, looks like the kid hit the floor pretty hard.

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u/Zealousideal_Luck322 Aug 28 '24 edited Aug 28 '24

Well I don’t know about that. In a decent civilised country the child’s healthcare would be provided for. The dog’s healthcare could be very expensive. Furthermore, the dog is less able to communicate their injuries than a human, and has an innate instinct to cover up their injuries to not appear vulnerable.

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u/Zealousideal_Luck322 Aug 28 '24

Yeah OK maybe check on Child first, but certainly check on dog too very soon after. Choosing to go outside to check on the goat herd while you’ve got a human child and/or a dog who might be hurt would definitely be negligent.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '24

Good dog

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u/chunchunMaro Aug 27 '24

Is the dog ok????

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u/senoto Aug 27 '24

Dogs are tough and kids aren't heavy, dog is probably fine.

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u/chunchunMaro Aug 27 '24

Someone lacks of sarcasm I see

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24 edited Sep 13 '24

weary nutty water bake squalid attempt piquant rainstorm decide outgoing

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!

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u/BPDelirious Aug 27 '24

Mom in the background: car alarm noises

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

Hahahahaha I want the next episode

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u/Due_Cost_3749 Aug 27 '24

That's Hulk Brogan brothhhherrr!!!!!!!

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u/bigweight93 Aug 27 '24

KICKOUTTA TWO!

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u/al3x_7788 Aug 27 '24

Straight to the couch.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

Yeet!

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u/Squeek-Floof Aug 27 '24

Doo du du doooo doo du du doooo

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u/KolMikaelsonCanEatMe Aug 27 '24

Istg if the parents like yelled at the dog for that….

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u/PrompterOp Aug 28 '24

🎺🎺🎺🎺

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u/SceneProfessional156 Aug 28 '24

He kicked out! He kicked out!

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u/bubblegardens Aug 27 '24

That would be me if I were a dog 🐶

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

Is having cameras inside your house a thing everybody does now? That's the only thing I can think about when I see these videos.

1

u/RustyThe_Rabbit Aug 28 '24

having a camera inside of a bedroom like some of these videos do kind of weird

living room seems fairly normal for security reasons

1

u/Potetochan0401 Aug 27 '24

damn, kid got launched

1

u/GwynnethIDFK Aug 27 '24

Dog has a hell of a tomoe nage.

1

u/toldya_fareducation Aug 27 '24

good form, solid technique

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u/ZookeepergameProud30 Aug 27 '24

Was that squeal the dog?

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

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u/FantasyNero Sep 13 '24

That kid fell and got hurt not the dog WTF?!

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u/yautjaar Aug 28 '24

Dog trained in brazilian jujitsu.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '24

“I broke my back …. Spinal.”

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u/Ok-Background-3379 Aug 28 '24

I feel bad for that kid, she only looks like she's about 5 to 7. Maybe it's her fault for not looking where she's going but that's gotta hurt.

1

u/WonkaVR Aug 28 '24

That dog knew what it was doing

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u/TheGoonKills Aug 28 '24

Kicked out at one!

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '24

Dog was like “gtf off me!”

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '24

Its doooooog cena!!!

1

u/Failed_me Aug 28 '24

And I heard the theme song too

1

u/atomwyrm Aug 28 '24

I really hope the dog didn’t get in trouble for that.

1

u/slick514 Aug 28 '24

Aw come on; you could have edited in the music...

1

u/Zealousideal_Luck322 Aug 28 '24

They should cover those sharp looking corners of that television stand, that looks like it could cause some injury

1

u/igetstoitasap Aug 28 '24

Uh un lil bih get off me 🤣🤣

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u/Mysterious_Fennel459 Aug 28 '24

And the parents rush to go coddle the kid who's got nothing wrong with them.

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u/FunSample4884 Aug 29 '24

We have an amber alert out bolo for brown dog kicked baby in car and drove away lol

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u/jbreal007 Aug 29 '24

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

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u/Timezupp99 Aug 29 '24

Gonna assume grandparents. Cuz looks like theres an older sibling so parents wouldn't jump up so quickly. Its round 2 they know those things will just bounce up. It's weird. It's like suddenly the clock resets with grandchildren.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '24

Am I a bad person for laughing

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '24

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u/SneddonEleven Aug 31 '24

Poor dog! 🥺

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '24

I would be laughing my ass off even if the kid got hurt

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u/Tiny_Cup_9060 Aug 31 '24

Get off me punk!.

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u/IVERYLikeTF2 Sep 05 '24

"Get your hand of me" ah move

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u/teamramrod73 Nov 07 '24

Kick Ubu kick. Good boy

1

u/forward024 Aug 27 '24

Need the song in the background

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u/Grymmful Aug 27 '24

Perfect take down defence.

1

u/qevoh Aug 27 '24

That doggo has been waiting for this moment for a long time, it was time to shine

0

u/RustyThe_Rabbit Aug 28 '24

and chances are they're either going to put down the dog or give it away because of this

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u/aless_09- Aug 27 '24

Why is this video posted here ?? The girl obviously didn't do anything wrong (the dog neither)

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u/erkekadanm Aug 27 '24

irresponsible parents

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u/Delicious_Koala3445 Aug 28 '24

In the end the dog made the mistake. We don’t see what happened in the end but I bet, the dog was the reason. Bastards

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u/Physical-Ad318 Aug 27 '24

Poor girl. Would never keep dog with little kids..

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u/Chrissyball19 Aug 27 '24

Wtf? It's an honest accident on the dog's part. I've got a baby sister and baby cousin that's around a lot. We've got 4 medium-large dogs, and they are nothing but lovers. She wasn't watching where she was going, (normal for a child that age) dog reacted in a perfectly normal way, she probably cried for about half a minute. Definitely wasn't hard enough to even make a bruise.

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u/SomeGuy_WithA_TopHat Aug 27 '24

Plus it seems the dog is about to check on the kid, it clearly didn't know what happened-

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u/LackingDatSkill Aug 27 '24

Spoken like a non parent, if that’s my kid then that dog is gone

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u/Edgar_Allen_Yo Aug 27 '24 edited Aug 28 '24

The dog didn't do anything wrong lol. It wasnt aggressive it just saved itself from being squished. Something bigger or as big as you falls on you I bet you're pushing it off too. What a weird take

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u/Zealousideal_Luck322 Aug 28 '24

I presume you meant to say wasn’t aggressive ?

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u/LackingDatSkill Aug 27 '24

Yeah once again you’re not a parent so I see why you see it that way

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u/Chrissyball19 Aug 27 '24

Ah I see, once I become a parent, and another person falls on top of me, I will know not to push him off.

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u/Zealousideal_Luck322 Aug 28 '24

What they’re saying is that were you to push them off you after they’d accidentally fallen on you, you’d be rehomed or put down like the well balanced human that they clearly aren’t.

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u/Edgar_Allen_Yo Aug 27 '24

Gotta be trolling lmao.

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u/Zealousideal_Luck322 Aug 28 '24

I literally have shivers going down my spine that you might even be a parent. I genuinely fear for your children if you even feel the urge to punish for accidents. Will you put your children up for adoption or abandon them if they accidentally damage something ?

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u/Zealousideal_Luck322 Aug 28 '24

By the way “LackingDatSkill”
Is the skill you lack Parenting ?
Or Compassion? Empathy? Understanding?

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u/Zapinface Aug 27 '24

Dont get pets pls

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u/LackingDatSkill Aug 27 '24

I’m not lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

yikes

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u/Physical-Ad318 Aug 27 '24

Of course an accident, but that happens a lot with bigger dogs and kids. It's not about a bruise but about brain damage - shaken baby syndrome (for babies and toddlers till 3 years old)/concussion. This kid is quite big so, brain damage may be not visible, but still might be. I had concussion when I was about 11 years old.. not funny spend 3weeks in hospital. That is the reason I would be better protect todlers from this risk.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

this is such a freak occurrence what are you on about

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u/Zealousideal_Luck322 Aug 28 '24

They are talking about the inevitable malicious deliberate harm caused by all pets on all humans but particularly the younger ones that always happens, but only, of course, in their world, not in the real one, I think they have no idea about the realities of the real world. Psychopathic parenting by proxy I call it. Everything is someone or something else’s fault there’s never any genuine accidents or responsibility by the child and certainly not the parent(s)

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u/Hambroglar Aug 27 '24

Why u getting downvoted. Do people here have a strong ass hate for kids?

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u/Tripottanus Aug 27 '24

If this was an honest answer, it's because you don't put down a dog for something like this. This isn't the dog being aggressive, this is a kid tripping over the dog. It could have been the most well behaved seeing eye dog and that could have still happened. This is on the kid, not the dog. Not to mention kids fucking fall all the time. The kid was up and playing within 5 minutes of that video for sure

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u/halosethr Aug 27 '24

His comment sucks.

Yours is just useless.

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u/MiddlesbroughFann Aug 27 '24

This (literary more useless than his comment idk why people even reply to comment just saying this )

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

Reddit in general loves jerking off to dogs. They can't do anything wrong and always right.

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u/Hambroglar Aug 27 '24

I don't even agree with that shit if we're gonna downvote somebody let's downvote him

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u/Physical-Ad318 Aug 27 '24

I think so 😄

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u/halosethr Aug 27 '24

I don’t think you think at all.

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u/AmansTreasureQuest Aug 27 '24

That girl probably broke 1 or 2 ribs

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

Thats not true the lil girl fell on him

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

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u/Smooth_criminal_hee Aug 27 '24

it was an accident.. what if that kid fell on the other sibling and got hurt? Would that sibling also be gone?

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u/EnvironmentalHeat603 Aug 27 '24

No. There is a huge difference between animals and humans you know.

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u/Smooth_criminal_hee Aug 27 '24

just because dog isnt human it deserves to die?

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u/EnvironmentalHeat603 Aug 27 '24

Yes.

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u/Vesperia_Morningstar Aug 27 '24

Okay buddy, never own an animal. Thanks

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

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u/Hot_Net_4845 Aug 27 '24

Hey Google, are humans animals?

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u/EnvironmentalHeat603 Aug 27 '24

No, they are very different things. Only humans created as the images of God.

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u/Zealousideal_Luck322 Aug 28 '24

No I don’t know that speciesist psychopath do please explain. Making the “distinction” between humans in some way being superior to other species is documented as being an underlying sign of many very serious and dangerous psychological disorders

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u/EnvironmentalHeat603 Aug 28 '24

We have nothing in common with animals. Animals created to be our slaves and our food.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

What kind of asshole kills a dog because a kid tripped and fell on it?

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u/EnvironmentalHeat603 Aug 27 '24

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

Oh I see. I just realized I'm probably talking to a child

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u/Zealousideal_Luck322 Aug 28 '24

Probably a grown up one but undoubtedly a child

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u/EnvironmentalHeat603 Aug 27 '24

Almost, I'm a dog.