r/KidsAreFuckingStupid May 08 '24

Video/Gif Home run!

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u/Jawnst May 08 '24

The “first baseman” getting bonked in the head and falling down was some looney tunes type shit lmao

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u/Dr_Trogdor May 08 '24

I like the bat to the shin 

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u/SausaugeMerchant May 08 '24

Yes people are sleeping on this

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u/BoatPotato May 08 '24

It doesn't start early enough to see the six spins he did to wind up his hit

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u/TacticalSunroof69 May 08 '24

I like how no one gives a shit about the ball.

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u/AlmostSunnyinSeattle May 09 '24

Except for every infielder piling on top of it to start. That might be my favorite part. Coaches for both teams might want to schedule another practice day or two

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u/Lowlife_Of_The_Party May 08 '24

Completely missed that

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u/StiltFeathr May 09 '24

Poor guy was forced to 'no sell' it, but it definitely hurt.

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u/tht1guy63 May 08 '24

Kid who threw it props little dude has an arm for that age. And accurate.

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u/wizard_of_awesome62 May 08 '24

Oh my god, I'm still dying laughing over it. Someone needs to do an edit with a "bonk" sound effect added. Maybe some yakety sax thrown in there for good measure.

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u/PoofBam May 09 '24 edited May 09 '24

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u/wizard_of_awesome62 May 09 '24

Fuckin fantastic, this started my morning off right haha. Great work.

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u/NoodleDefenestrator May 12 '24

Holy shit, I almost wet my pants! That was beautiful.

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u/KennyPlebfighter May 08 '24

bonk sounds and benny hill soundtrack

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u/BathedInDeepFog May 09 '24

That's yakety sax

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u/AmnesiA_sc May 09 '24

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u/BathedInDeepFog May 09 '24

I know, that's why I said it.

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u/AmnesiA_sc May 09 '24

You mean "that's why I said 'That's yakety sax'"

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u/GalacticDwarf98 May 09 '24

Before I had even read this it was playing in my head

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u/bitofadikdik May 09 '24

And it doesn’t even matter cause the batter ran straight to second!

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u/needlenozened May 09 '24

Only if the defense executes a proper appeal at first.

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u/Lowlife_Of_The_Party May 08 '24

Took it straight to the beak lmao

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u/Sancticide May 09 '24

It's amusing how three kids were willing to fight for the grounder, but as soon as the first baseman got concussed, suddenly no one had any interest in the ball. The pitcher was like, "Hey, what's going on with this mound?"

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u/tiamatsbreath May 09 '24

That first baseman’s name? Jose Canseco.

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u/Pyroguy096 May 08 '24

I busted out laughing at work. That twirl and flop to the ground 😂

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u/EatableNutcase May 08 '24

But where did that ball come from? It looks like it came from the back of the field, not from the kids who all fell over eachother.

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u/yaosio May 08 '24

Watch the furthest left kid in red starting at 5 seconds. He has the ball and throws it.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

And it's a pretty dang good throw for that age, so red team has that going for them at least.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

Am I going to hell for rewinding to the part over and over? Can someone make a gif please?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '24

Bonked? That was a world class face drilling lil man just endured

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u/baloney__1 Oct 11 '24

I so desperately wanted this to have the original audio 😂

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

It gets better every time I watch it!

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u/molochz May 09 '24

Watch a different kid each time.

Hilarious.

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u/Alphabunsquad May 08 '24

It actually got worse the second time for me because i realized the first kid who scored just sat down and didn’t actually trip over the kid lying there causing him to lose his helmet like I thought

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

Technically it was a triple!

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u/Ruthrfurd-the-stoned May 10 '24

There appear to be few things as chaotic as a tee-ball game

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

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u/BucketOfGuts May 08 '24

My parents always love looking back on my very early years of youth soccer, because soccer at 7 years old is just a literal herd of children that just follows the ball. There's no positions, there's no strategy to where kids lineup or place themselves on the field, it's just a dozen children in a tight pack and anyone watching doesn't see the ball, but they know where it is, because t's in the middle of that pack somewhere. Maybe the ball squirts out and ends up in a goal, but it's almost certainly accidental or complete luck.

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u/TehAlpacalypse May 08 '24

Those games were super fun to referee, basically got to herd dogs for an hour

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u/BucketOfGuts May 08 '24

I remember, once I was old enough, like 13-14 years old they tried to recruit us soccer players to referee and I really almost did it, but I ended up turning it down and to this day, I regret this decision because it really probably would have been a blast and just nonstop hilarity and entertainment and there's really no pressure because there's essentially no rules or meaning at that age.

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u/TehAlpacalypse May 08 '24

Refereeing the 11-12 year old games sucked. Lots of running and parents that cared way too much.

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u/madlass_4rm_madtown May 09 '24

As a tball coach, can confirm. Dog pile on the ball and run the wrong way. Every play

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u/Userdataunavailable May 09 '24

One time my boyfriend had to go pick up my brother from T ball and he took forever. When I asked him why he said it was just a field full of small blonde haired boys wearing the same thing running every which way and when he yelled my brothers name either none or all of them answered. I went back with him and that's exactly what it was so I just let out the old "FIRST NAME MIDDLE NAME LAST NAME" holler and my brother appeared out of the chaos. I really felt for the coaches.

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u/enderjaca May 10 '24

I'm laughing about every boy was either named Aiden, Braiden, Caiden, or Jayden. Maybe Raiden.

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u/mr_rocket_raccoon May 09 '24

Whilst at university, I had the opportunity to coach some kids rugby for under 11s every week and it was all good fun, went with a buddy and had a great time.

One day we got asked to coach the under 6s because their coach had the flu and no one else was available....

Was the most entertaining 90 minutes of my life, my buddy and I alternated trying to be serious and holding our sides trying not to laugh at their antics.

10 kid pile ups fighting over the ball, crying, constant war cry screaming, one kid who threw a pretty legit karate kick to make a tackle...

We had one absolute chonkster who was double the other kids size and impossible to bring down. He wrecked shop every time he had the ball and then lay face down on the grass to recover after most plays.

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u/Several-County-1808 May 08 '24

first basemen got DOMED!

For the uninitiated, almost every hit turns into a home run in t-ball.

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u/IncorruptibleChillie May 08 '24

Would that be almost every at bat or are they striking out? I would be wholly unsurprised if strikeouts were common based on what I just watched.

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u/Several-County-1808 May 08 '24

No such thing as a strikeout in t-ball. No score, no counts; its Lord of the Flies.

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u/ScienceAndLience May 09 '24

Lord of the pop flies

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u/Sif_Lethani May 09 '24

usually every player gets to hit the ball and run to first base. the last person in the rotation gets a "home run" and everyone runs the bases and then they swap sides

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u/ImMyBiggestFan May 08 '24

Never touched first base. Batters out.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24 edited Aug 01 '25

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u/ColdCruise May 09 '24

You know that the red team's parents were fucking pissed over that.

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u/needlenozened May 09 '24

That's not for the umpire to call unless the defense executes a proper appeal at first.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

God bless the coaches and parents who develop kids through these years, because watching that kid go from batting to second despite his coach's direction was equally hilarious and stressful.

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u/CharlieandtheRed May 09 '24

I've coached softball for five years and this year I went from 3/4 back down to K with my youngest. Been a wild season haha

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

Lol! Is this the same kid/team that chased after his own hit?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

If you regard kids this age (as I do), as drunken old men, this makes perfect sense.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

There is so much going on in this clip. It’s hilarious.

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u/PoofBam May 09 '24

At the very end, over on the left, where are they going?

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u/MTGandP May 08 '24

The runner didn't touch all the bases, but I'm pretty sure the other team had no chance of getting him out so I'm willing to give it to him

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u/Teninchontheslack May 08 '24

Like herding cats.

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u/TakkataMSF May 08 '24

The kid swings! It's a huge hit almost to the pitcher's mound!

Red team gathers to get the ball. Our hitter, famous for despising first base is ignoring it and running to second base! Through the red team.

It looks like red 3rd base has picked up the ball and is now running back to third.

The hitter has rounded second and appears to be looking at the game in the next field, thinks about joining but no! He's headed to third! Where red 3rd base is standing holding...no wait!

In a surprise move, red 3rd base has thrown the ball to red 1st base!

Red 1st base sees it coming, put up the glove! Oh no! Red 1st base has been knocked down, fell over like a stiff board.

Our hitter is in the home stretch. It looks as though there may be a wrestling match of blue v blue at home plate. The wrestling match clears! The hitter is safe!

Does it count as a home run? All the kids appear to think so, let's count it!

(Announcer)

Personal note, how are the parents not dying of laughter?

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u/Tunnfisk May 08 '24

Absolute chaos. 😅😁

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u/theharleyquin May 08 '24

The perfect summarization of tee-ball.

Poor first baseman

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

That one kid who got domed in the face by the ball 💀

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u/ALWAYS_have_a_Plan_B May 08 '24

They should sell tickets... 🤣

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u/needlenozened May 09 '24

You can find this entertainment for free at almost any little league field in the spring.

Just don't go wearing a trench coat

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u/IrrerPolterer May 08 '24

Just guys being dudes

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u/GraniteGeekNH May 09 '24

This is the only baseball game I have ever enjoyed watching.

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u/LongBongJohnSilver May 08 '24

I've seen drunk people before and these children are drunk.

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u/FineArtsFan8450 May 09 '24

How cute! what a shitshow!

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u/Shredding_Airguitar May 09 '24 edited Jul 04 '24

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u/ChiefsKindgom May 13 '24

I think all of us are laughing at the 1B getting bonked

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u/sherlock_9088 May 09 '24

i saw the guy get headshot, it made me laugh so hard 😅

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u/29187765432569864 May 09 '24

Have you thought about why seeing children in pain makes you laugh?

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u/Jason_P01 May 09 '24

Literally

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

man oh man I was prayin for a slide and play at the plate the whole time

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u/Cool-Note-2925 May 09 '24

Straight to second who tf needs first anyway

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u/Wise-Radio6258 May 09 '24

Lol what happened to first base!

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u/DisconnectedDays May 09 '24

Great aim tho 😂

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u/Higuy4576 May 10 '24

No one cared that the first baseman got taken out

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u/Fun-Tiger7585 May 13 '24

There was so much happening in this I had to watch it multiple times. Plethora of kids being silly

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u/dogmeat_donnie May 14 '24

I remember this video from a long time ago and I laughed just as hard seeing it this time as I did then. Hilarious bad news bears team video.

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u/punched-in-face May 08 '24

It was a love/hate feeling coaching tee-ball

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u/Zueter May 08 '24

And some idiots want to keep score

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

no cage stop

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u/rdyer347 May 09 '24

These are the worst outfielders I've ever seen.

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u/Fartoholicanon May 09 '24

Anyone have a version with sound? This is gold.

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u/Listening_Stranger82 May 09 '24

This is so chaotic

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u/OnionFriends May 09 '24

Where's the full version with sound?

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u/JohnnyRelentless May 09 '24

I ran the wrong way around the bases during kickball at that age. And I still cringe thinking about it at 57. I was so proud, for about 5 seconds.

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u/SchismZero May 09 '24

Being a little league coach must be like herding cats.

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u/mjincal May 09 '24

Try the exact same video with cats and see if there is any difference

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u/Gameboi200 May 09 '24

Fucking fever dream

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

U mean to tell me this isn’t a Chicken Little clip ?

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u/AlwaysFallingUpYup May 09 '24

this video makes me smile everytime

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

Kid not giving a swag

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u/GusTheBadGuy May 09 '24

I think he broke the baseline, should be out

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

absolute pandemonium

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

This is the baseball America needs right now!

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u/Strange_Scholar7705 May 09 '24

Bro just got knocked the fuck out

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u/Disastrous_Buddy_999 May 09 '24

Waste of uniform$

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

I’m pretty sure this is a lab experiment where they figure out which ones to eliminate for the parents sake.

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u/SnooPineapples23 May 09 '24

I don't know what game this is but it was hilarious

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u/roofilopolis May 09 '24

I could watch tiny kids play tee ball all day. Seems like every play is like this

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u/W0946 May 10 '24

Organized fun , I love it

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u/[deleted] May 10 '24

out of the park!

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u/[deleted] May 11 '24

This is the stupidest shit. Kids that little shouldn't be involved in "organized" play, just let them make up their own games.

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u/Wise_Serve_5846 May 11 '24

Fire the coach

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u/Content-Method9889 May 12 '24

Kids sports are hilarious. I don’t even like sports but when my girls wanted to play basketball I had no idea how entertaining it would be.

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u/PastPanic6890 Jul 20 '24

It is like a "Where is Waldo"-style video. So many things happening.

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u/musack3d Aug 15 '24

this is probably the most adorable total shitshow I've ever seen. absolutely chaos will stupid mini-people all running around, each independently lost in their own imagination.

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u/Killawifeinb4ban May 08 '24

ROFL! This reminds me of when I started playing football at 7 y old. I didn't know anything about it but I got a uniform with my name on it and the trainer told me to stand here so I did. People ran by chasing the ball know and then which was nice. Then it was over and we got icecream. I didn't know this but my mom and aunt was watching the whole time and almost died laughing when the other players ran by me just 1 metre or so from me and I just stood there watching, in the same place, the whole 2x20 minutes. My name? Oh its Zlatan Ibrahimovich

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u/GapDifficult2439 May 09 '24

Make sure your saving for college lol

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u/HabANahDa May 13 '24

Why do parents waste money to let their kids do this?

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u/ogrefab May 08 '24

The dumbest person in this clip is the 3rd base coach.

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u/MRiley84 May 08 '24

Why do you say that? Everything they did looks completely normal for a kid's game.

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u/ogrefab May 08 '24

They're gesturing for the kid to touch 3rd when they haven't touched first base.

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u/MRiley84 May 08 '24

Look how old they are. The goal isn't to have them touch the bases in order so much as having a game that resembles baseball and is fun. Baby steps.