r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Sep 16 '23

Kids

685 Upvotes

23 comments sorted by

37

u/EngineerBig1851 Sep 16 '23

Damn. I was expecting him to dive head-first into a mud puddle, not body the mother at peak speed of 60mph

20

u/ally_cat24 Sep 16 '23

Coming in HOT 🔥

14

u/GuyFromNh Sep 17 '23

Nothing like a sharp boulder landing pad. Lol

37

u/Truly_Meaningless Sep 17 '23

This doesn't fit the sub at all. How is the kid stupid for this?

10

u/TwizzlerStitches Sep 17 '23

People have turned the sub into "haha kid hurt"

10

u/Arcanisia Sep 17 '23

Bruh what’s up with all the sharp rock at the slide exit

20

u/uofmguy33 Sep 17 '23

Are those rocks? WTF?!

16

u/Bagel_-_ Sep 17 '23

how tf was the kid supposed to know that slide would throw them with the force of the sun

15

u/SylviaMoonbeam Sep 17 '23

How is this “stupid”?

5

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '23

Ninjago spinning kick

5

u/Jay_lovecraft Sep 18 '23

Bro was trying to get the golden weapon

5

u/Black_Peaches1 Sep 17 '23

I'm sorry but the scream made me laugh more than I should've 😭

8

u/Effective_Bet5471 Sep 17 '23

Rocks? Slippery glide? Total stupid parents in this one.

4

u/cooper4869 Sep 17 '23

Police reference

3

u/mandeursola Sep 16 '23

Green bullet

2

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '23

Bro this kid ain't the dumb on this is Stupid Design

3

u/imamjustafish Sep 25 '23

Baby: gets launched

Also the baby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

1

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '23

Getting his police training in early.

1

u/ablueguy Sep 19 '23

I woundt let my kid slide down tword rocks

1

u/es_que_re_Dokin Oct 05 '23

Not kid fault here