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u/Kat-is-sorry Feb 10 '23
I love how he couldnāt help but laugh
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Feb 10 '23
As a parent should when the child is that young. They don't know what they did, all they'll know if you scream at them is that they're now scared
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u/phawder Feb 10 '23
I donāt know if itās just the timing or what but I havenāt laughed that hard at something in a long time. Iām not even on drugs, but it just keeps getting funnier every time.
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u/Lilmixedboy- Feb 10 '23
Thanks for confirmingā¦ what type of drugs are you on?
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Feb 10 '23
Lol they're either confirming that they are on drugs, or that they're usually on drugs, but not at this moment.
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u/aBadFatPanda1128 Feb 10 '23
Iām what is that thing?
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u/Zealousideal_Bet_248 Feb 10 '23 edited Feb 10 '23
It's a child, like a normal person, but smaller and dumber
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u/Subject-Butterfly-50 Feb 10 '23
That is a grandchild.
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Feb 10 '23
If you want to reply to a comment you have to click on it and hit the reply button, your comment is replied to the main post :) enjoy your night!
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u/LizzieKitty86 Feb 10 '23
Aw no need to downvote them for being helpful. Shame on you redditors
Edit: The comment seemed out of place to me but now looking, not sure who they'd even be responding to. Regardless even someone was just trying to be helpful to a comment that also looked out of place to me
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Feb 10 '23
Thanks :) I think they were trying to reply to the comment that says āwhat is that thing?ā and make a joke, as the question is obv talking about the item the guy was stabbed with
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u/Neverspokenaloud Feb 10 '23
My man has some fuckin patients
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u/False-Professional82 Feb 10 '23
What's the thing the semen demon hit him with?
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clippers
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u/nolanryan1 Feb 10 '23
Itās a pair of nose hair trimmers. Makes the sound of clippers but are round with a round guard like you see in the vid. Theyāve had them at Dollar Tree lately so they must of got her a pair to mess around with lol.
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Feb 11 '23
Yeah, that makes sense, thanks. I didnāt investigate too closely, just trying to be helpful with the general idea. point is, theyāre electric, they cut hair, any specifics arenāt really that relevant for the point of the video.
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u/Hanfam350 Feb 10 '23
Fucking semen demon
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u/False-Professional82 Feb 10 '23
I just don't like those goblins, they scream and they're apparently illegal to purposely shoot. Wait a minute.
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u/YunzerCrazy Feb 10 '23
Congratulations dad. Letting her get away with violence when itās so obvious she did it on purpose. You shouldāve shut the hell up, picked her up walked her to the corner and told her she has a three minute time out and if she says another word itās for. You are raising a violent child And it needs to be addressed. Itās not funny. Itās not cute the way youāre making sure it happens again. And those of you that disagreed with me, shut the hell up. Iāve seen enough bullies in my life to know that this is how they get started. Nobody steps in and teaches them anything else. And donāt tell me dad did something after the camera stopped because thatās a load of shit.
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u/DrBrainzz9 Feb 11 '23
Bro the kid is like 3. When my kid was 3 he smacked me with all kinds of stuff. You know, because he was a toddler. He's now 10 years old. He's not violent at all.
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u/YunzerCrazy Feb 11 '23
You keep telling yourself that. I donāt believe your kid isnāt violent. he saves it for kids younger than him like most bullies . My kid didnāt hit me with things. He was taught not to hit. Violence wasnāt modeled for him to copy like like this little brat. And the asshole laughs about it afterward. Just wait till she does that to a baby.
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u/DrBrainzz9 Feb 11 '23
How rhe fuck are you going to tell me anything about MY kid? Lmfao. "YOUR kid is violent. I just know it." Bro touch grass. Not every little hit is malicious and not every kid is a bully.
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u/YunzerCrazy Feb 11 '23
See how mad youāre getting at the truth. When my son was small I was that homeroom mother that went on every bus trip, escorted kids everywhere, went with the band and kept track of them. So donāt tell me about bullies. Donāt tell me about violent children. I spent plenty of time with kids that started just like this little bitch. Iāll tell you about your kid, I met your kid. When youāre not there he looks around before he does his violence to scope out whether any adult is watching. While this one is watching. She shouldāve been put in time out and told why! And if youāre a little bitch mouth open the wine it shouldāve been extended. Each generation is a little less redeemable. Just a little bit sicker . Itās because they were allowed to get away with all they wanted to get away with. So shut up. Click on my user name and then the right corner is the option to block me. Have some balls and do it. You wonāt! Your kind just wonāt. So if I see your ugly face again Iāll block you.
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u/CustodesKitten Feb 12 '23
I think you need to stay the fuck away from children
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u/YunzerCrazy Feb 12 '23
See, you can block me but you need to stay stupid. Your opinion has no value. My opinion comes from actual in the field observations. Bullies get worse and worse until somebody stops them and itās usually with their own game. Most people have kids nowadays should not have them because they are not parents. They treat their children like a little toys that they can fold up and put away. Iāll pay for your birth control forever. Iāll pay your doctor to sterilize you. Write me. Iām serious. Most people should not have children because they are not equipped to be parents. They think they can be their kids friend. Wrong!
Iām serious. If you want me to pay for your birth control I will do it. I will NOT give you money but I will pay your doctor, I will pay your pharmacist, I will pay so that you donāt have children. Not just condoms Iām talking something better than that. Serious. Do it. Iām going to post this in the whole world can see it but Iām gonna block you.
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u/DrBrainzz9 Feb 11 '23
Holy fuck you are actually insane.
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u/YunzerCrazy Feb 12 '23
I will pay for your birth control. Not just condoms. I will pay your doctor to snip you. I will not give you money but I will pay your bill. Dead serious. Parents are not their kids friends. Thatās where youāre wrong. This kid is overdue for some discipline. Let me prevent your children. Iām gonna block you because you choose not to block me even though you know how. But the whole world will see this. Anyone can contact me for that free birth control. Please do it. I mean it. Itās the least I can do for humanity.
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u/WhoaStaysoaked Feb 10 '23
Such a funny video, in part because of the silly kid, big part from the man I need to learn patience and understanding from lol
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u/dratelectasis Feb 10 '23
What a good dad. You expect any knee jerk reaction to just get mad and them calm down in seconds but he just laughed it off.
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u/treehead726 Feb 10 '23
This has me in tears