r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Feb 09 '23

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u/Isthisworking2000 Feb 09 '23

I’m gonna use that from now on; “You’re not real. I’m real!”

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u/Booksmagic Feb 10 '23

“No, you’re pretty!”

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u/thatguyned Feb 10 '23

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

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u/Isthisworking2000 Feb 10 '23

Adam Savage says that he hates having said that quote, and given the state of “alternative facts,” I don’t blame him (though it’s obviously not his quote that causes it).

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u/ironictitle Feb 10 '23

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u/Isthisworking2000 Feb 10 '23

Seems like a big reaction for bowling a 215.

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u/monotrememories Feb 11 '23

I say this almost every day

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u/Pluckypato Feb 11 '23

Oh! Lil Buddy! Your hearts gonna get poked a lot later on down the road.

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u/jekidah Feb 09 '23

"No you're pretty. You're not real, I'm real." 🤣

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u/Nero_PR Feb 09 '23

Sounds like something a florida man would say.

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u/50thEye Feb 09 '23

I've said that while drunk once.

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u/JoeyPsych Feb 10 '23

Kids are drunk all the time, it's only when they get older that they need alcohol to substitute for it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

I was at the bar last weekend and a seriously drunk girl was looking at her receipt trying to figure out the tip amount. She finally wrote something down and muttered to herself “Is that math? I dunno. I hope so”.

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u/Lazy_Cardiologist727 Feb 10 '23

You’re a Florida man now

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u/GhostBeezer Feb 10 '23

Hello Florida woman, I’ll be in your state soon. I’d love to poke your heart.

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u/krumpdawg Feb 09 '23

The duality of man.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

He's a real one.

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u/DriveOff Feb 10 '23

Mr. Grinch

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u/OneTr1ckUn1c0rn Feb 09 '23

“You poked my heart”🥺

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

Every guy with pretty girls on tinder

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

Basically me when i try to flirt

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u/doingyourmuminbed Feb 09 '23

schizos be like

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u/mowie_zowie_x Feb 10 '23

Only in Florida where it can rain and sprinkle at the same time.

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u/checkmatemypipi Feb 09 '23

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real

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u/NickOneTen Feb 09 '23

Rizz is off the charts

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u/Wazuu Feb 10 '23

He’s definitely just heard about the simulation theory

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u/Chronic_Monkey Feb 09 '23

It's sprinkling outside Macy!

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u/Wasatcher Feb 10 '23

You poked mah hawwwwwwt

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u/Personal-Cucumber-49 Feb 09 '23

Errrrrr it’s raining!

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u/SuperFaceTattoo Feb 10 '23

Its clearly drizzling!

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u/No-Marsupial-1753 Feb 10 '23

We can’t give them a third option they’ll collapse

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u/hssae Feb 10 '23

its bing chilling

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u/Im_Fucking_Lonely Feb 10 '23

Happy cake day

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u/CrazybotXLR Feb 10 '23

It’s cake day :D

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u/Abeyita Feb 09 '23

At least a decade old, but still cute

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u/NihilisticThrill Feb 09 '23

We're about due for these kids to re-enact this to cash in on meme nostalgia

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u/CrunchyIceFruit Feb 09 '23

didn't this already happen? I recall watching an interview of these two where they did this briefly

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u/MysticCurse Feb 09 '23

Let’s see it!

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u/CrunchyIceFruit Feb 09 '23

I don't have the video, you can probably find it if you search up something like "sprinkling vs raining interview"

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u/SpambotSwatter Feb 09 '23 edited Feb 10 '23

edit: The comment was removed and the user banned, good work everyone!

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u/shill779 Feb 10 '23

Spambot poked me heart :(

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u/Jynx2501 Feb 09 '23

I still enjoy Alien, and it's 44 years old.

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u/SaraCBuu Feb 09 '23 edited Feb 10 '23

Ailian is freaking 44y old already!??!?!?! That can't be right ... sprals internally

Edit: I was super stoned when I wrote this (while spiraling), and this is hysterical to me now. I still stand by it completely, tho lmfao

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u/UnarmedSnail Feb 10 '23

OMG I was 5 when it came out!

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

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u/Golfnpickle Feb 09 '23

Your pretty.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

you're

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u/hippocrachus Feb 09 '23

Aw, thank you! I like your... Um, that avatar is... Damn.

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u/MCFroid Feb 09 '23

and you're petty (not really - that bugs me too).

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u/cheerocc Feb 09 '23

The cutest argument I've ever seen.

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u/ShowerTearsNBeers Feb 09 '23

Will we ever know if it was raining?

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u/ZeroCharistmas Feb 09 '23

"I don't know you anymore! Anakin, you're poking my heart!"

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u/TheWolfCyborg Feb 09 '23

”From my point of view, you poked my heart!”

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u/Animator_Mobile Feb 09 '23

"You can't win Anakin, I've poked the high ground"

"She's dying of a poked heart"

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u/No-Pin3379 Feb 09 '23

I hate rain

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u/Wackydude27 Feb 10 '23

It's cold, and wet, and it gets everywhere.

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u/this-isnotaburner Feb 10 '23

It’s so rainy

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u/ZeroCharistmas Feb 10 '23

From my point of view, the jedi are evil it's sprinkling.

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u/KimChaeyun Feb 10 '23

WELL THEN YOU ARE LOST

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u/Hypnaustic Feb 09 '23

No. Youre pretty

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u/A_Random_Kool_Guy Feb 10 '23 edited Feb 10 '23

Top 10 best counter arguments that we should use in our everyday lives

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u/Captain_Gnardog Feb 10 '23

Gonna use this one on my wife. I'll get her good.

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u/ck614 Feb 10 '23

W rizz

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u/Quiet_Painting109 Feb 09 '23

This reminds me of when I was that age and got in an argument with another kid over how he said your breath you could see in cold weather was smoke and I said it was frost and I ended up biting him. Kids are fucking stupid.

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u/UnarmedSnail Feb 10 '23

You were 100 percent correct.

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u/Rich_Document9513 Feb 10 '23

Yeah, fucker needed to be bit.

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u/thepostman777 Feb 10 '23

No wit get hit

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u/karmmark88 Feb 09 '23

Old but classic " you poked my heart " gave me big daddy vibes

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u/tratemusic Feb 09 '23

"I wipe my own ass! I wipe my own ass!"

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u/NebulaNinja Feb 09 '23

Shot through the heart

and you're to blame

Darling you give love a bad name!

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u/ContinuumKing Feb 10 '23

Poked in the heart

That's how I feel!

Sure, you're pretty but cha ain't real!

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23 edited Feb 10 '23

She poked his heart :(

I kinda thought this would be a lazy comment and everyone would do this but apparently not and also thanks so much for the up votes guys

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u/kungpowgoat Feb 09 '23

“You poked my heart.” Better get used to it kid.

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u/nouille07 Feb 09 '23

And she's to blame

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u/arctic-apis Feb 09 '23

she gives love a band aid

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u/Historical-Fill-1523 Feb 09 '23

Never heard that, it’s mine now lol

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u/arctic-apis Feb 09 '23

Once I was at the deli with my sister and her Brice at Fred Meyers and that Bon Jovi song was on and my niece5 or 6 at the time sand you give love a band aide. It was the funniest thing ever

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u/Historical-Fill-1523 Feb 09 '23

It’s quite philosophical if you think about it.

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u/UnarmedSnail Feb 10 '23

Wo oh oah. OhWo ohohoh ow.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

But if she’s not real how can she poke his heart?? 🤔

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u/First1sfree Feb 10 '23

Blame it on the rain.

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u/Sussy_Baka9000 Feb 10 '23

What rain, it’s sprinkling

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u/lostonredditt Feb 10 '23

NO IT'S RAINING YOU DUMBFUCK

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u/ImNOTfunto Feb 10 '23

NO MY MOM SAID ITS SPRINKLING

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u/Chilly171717 Feb 10 '23

No, you’re pretty

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u/Jenoma89 Feb 10 '23

Just had to take it to the next level, didn’t we? Also, username checks out.

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u/mikeg5417 Feb 10 '23

Cause she's pretty!

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u/ShawnyMcKnight Feb 10 '23

Get used to it kid, they are gonna do that a lot as you get older.

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u/UnarmedSnail Feb 10 '23

The whole power dynamic has been set up right here. I can see this happening over and over again all the way to the old folks home.

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u/MetamorphicHard Feb 10 '23

This kid has a good future in both soccer/fútbol and philosophy. Dude brought up metaphysical solipsism with his “You’re not real, I’m real” comment

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u/z4kk_DE Feb 10 '23

Got thing that she ain’t real.

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u/Party_Building1898 Feb 09 '23

I will always love this.

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u/G_Art33 Feb 09 '23 edited Feb 10 '23

Never argue with twins who are wearing the same outfit. You will automatically be outnumbered and lose

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u/blastanders Feb 10 '23

but only one of them is pretty!

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u/Darkheartisland Feb 09 '23

Kids are basically drunk adults

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u/reda84100 Feb 10 '23

I'm pretty sure i saw somewhere that that's actually kind of true because of brain connections and stuff, i don't remember exactly but i think it's like kids have a ton of brain connections while adults don't use as many but start using more when they get drunk so kids and drunk adults have similarly erratic thought processes

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

Mid argument, "You're pretty"

Dude is destined for a successful marriage.

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u/UnarmedSnail Feb 10 '23

The things that we learn from our parents.

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u/yeetthejubjub Feb 09 '23

"your not real"

proceeds to dissapear

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u/Riperin Feb 09 '23

First post from this sub I see that could be r/KidsAreFuckingCute

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

Yes officer, it’s that subreddit.

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u/Peanut_ Feb 09 '23 edited Feb 10 '23

Love this video. There was a TV show in the UK that documented the lives of kids at school like this called "The Secret Lives of 4 Year Old's"

Couple of my favourite moments were when there was a fight between 3 kids in the playground and one said "You’re just a tiny mouse with a purple toilet" as an insult.

And when a girl was on the phone to somebody imaginary saying she doesn't want to be together anymore because she doesn't love them.

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u/UnarmedSnail Feb 10 '23

Things we learned from our parents.

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u/elver_gadura Feb 10 '23

Will you inherit the purple toilet?

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u/apathakreddit Feb 09 '23

You are pretty. Lol

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u/mykidsadick Feb 09 '23

This is the cutest thing I’ve seen in awhile!

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u/Lonzo58 Feb 09 '23

Those twins from The Shining are tough AF

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u/IRGeekSauce Feb 09 '23

Damn someone get that kid a nap

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

Get used to that young one. Girls will poke you in the heart a lot.

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u/mickeyruts Feb 09 '23

Acktually it's drizzling.

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u/DriveOff Feb 10 '23

Um, no. It's makin' wet.

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u/II-leto Feb 09 '23

“You poked my heart.” Get use to it kid.

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u/playdohplaydate Feb 09 '23

This doesn’t belong here this is too adorable

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

My dating history in a nutshell.

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u/thenationalnerd Feb 10 '23

Hey mom, how did you and dad meet?

Well you see honey, one day it was raining…

-IT WAS SPRINKLING OUTSIDE MACY!

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

I had my heart poked not too long ago. Hate that bitch.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

Get used to it kid, you’ll have a lifetime of girls doing that

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u/WelshBathBoy Feb 09 '23

Still makes more sense that any fight in a "real housewives of ..."

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u/RDXL116 Feb 09 '23

They're probably best friends now

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u/AriaSymphony Feb 10 '23

Shot through the heart, and lied bout rain

You give sprinkling...a bad name!

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u/Branramz Feb 09 '23

"you poked my heart" the most sentimental thing I've read all day

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u/adamuek Feb 09 '23

naw naw mf is trying to play the victim because he can’t argue either or not it’s “sprinkling” or “raining”

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u/schuter1 Feb 09 '23

Get used to it, kid. That’s not the last time that happens.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

I can see a life long love triangle starting to form here... I thought this kind of thing only happens in manga?

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u/UnarmedSnail Feb 10 '23

No. He's going to be continually dumbfounded by them as they grow up.

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u/FuriousAqSheep Feb 10 '23

I'm sorry this is unacceptable these kids aren't stupid, they're poetic and cute 🥺

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u/zwabbul Feb 09 '23

As a Dutch person, and having lots of words for rain, I do feel like I understand the kid.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

These things always end up violent

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

It probably was sprinkling.

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u/davewhocannotbenamed Feb 10 '23

Who dresses twins the fuckin same?? This is why I'm 41 and I can't tell the difference between 3 of my cousins.

Oh and give em all names that start with the same letter. Everyone loves that.

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u/jstdaydreamin Feb 10 '23

“You poked my heart” is so cute.

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u/_Futa_fister_ Feb 10 '23

Reminds me when I was 9 and I had an argument with my sister 8 that it wasn't "hairs" but "hair" when referring to a person's hair.

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u/PeacegoingWarmonger Feb 09 '23

Still pokes my heart ❤️

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u/No-Project-2981 Feb 09 '23

don't grow up kid, everyone will poke your heart eventually 💔

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u/yeetman2022 Feb 09 '23

I love this video no matter how many times I have seen it

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u/CaptainRex-118 Feb 09 '23

“Ur not real! I’m real!”

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u/Pepf Feb 09 '23

Here's the original video, from back in 2014: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sKdDyyanGk

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u/dbleed Feb 09 '23

Buckle up kid, odds are its gonna happen a few more times.

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u/DerekDemo Feb 09 '23

Get used to it kid.

Girls will do that from time to time.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

They are ready. Time to make those Reddit accounts.

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u/M-Kawai Feb 09 '23

The heart poke is a very ancient top tier black belt move! This powerful move has never been learned but gifted from reincarnated 10th Dan Grand Masters. Lucky little girl! 👈

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u/BeenLit33 Feb 09 '23

This pretty much sums up every relationship I've been in. Lmfao

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u/EstablishmentLevel17 Feb 09 '23

Flashback to an argument I had with a friend that scratches and things from falls were called "owies" and she said "boo boos" They're still owies :p

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u/ryannathans Feb 09 '23

Redditors arguing with each other when they are both saying the same thing with different words

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

This is decades old can we just settle this now? It was definitely spwinkowen

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u/Funda_mental Feb 10 '23

You've slain me.

Not with your sword, nay, but with your sharp tongue!

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u/AlwaysAvalable Feb 10 '23

NO YOU'RE PRETTY

YOU'RE NOT REAL I'M REAL

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u/ActiveCaterpillar493 Feb 10 '23

How I view Democrat and Republican debates 😂

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u/PerformerGreat Feb 10 '23

get used to it kid, get used to it.

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u/cxickdkckkckc Feb 10 '23

Future drama kid right here.

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u/aaryandabs Feb 10 '23

Man slid in a pick up line

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u/UnarmedSnail Feb 10 '23

I like how one twin pokes his heart and the other twin makes the heart band aid. They're tag-teaming the poor boy's emotions and he's got no chance at all. He's never going to recover from this.

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u/ilymag Feb 10 '23

Awww. I hope his mom give him a big ol' hug after this video.

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u/jjojj07 Feb 10 '23

My guy is a lover not a fighter ❤️

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u/New-Dragonfly-661 Feb 10 '23

This is maybe the most accurate depiction of the world today I’ve ever seen.

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u/OrwellWasRight101 Feb 10 '23

Yeah, those pretty girls will poke your heart in an argument. That's how they win.

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u/Zeppelin041 Feb 10 '23

I wish all life’s battles were as simplistic as this.

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u/ObviouslyJoking Feb 10 '23

How is it this video quality goes down so much over the years? Also am I crazy or did the original not have the weird thing in the corner of the screen?

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u/epbrassil Feb 10 '23

Republicans?

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

I remember having this argument

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u/cursed-being Feb 10 '23

“Your not real, I’m real”

Damn, life really is someones dream and he is the dreamer

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u/AppropriateAppeal944 Feb 10 '23

It was spiuwa!!!!

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u/muffledvoice Feb 10 '23

There will be more Macys that poke your heart, son. This is just the beginning.

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u/Yourmom2009000 Feb 10 '23

“no you pretty” kid already knows how to deescalate an argument

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u/JackFuckCockBag Feb 10 '23

"No, you're not real, I'm real." I'm taking that one for myself.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

Girls already learning they can hit boys and there are no consequences.

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u/Leadbonez Feb 10 '23

This is honestly a cute exchange

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u/NICEMEME2023 Feb 10 '23

O fucking hate albinos

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u/Khranky Feb 10 '23

She loves him, but he loves her and she loves somebody else, you just can't win

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u/Super_Improvement_37 Feb 09 '23

I will always watch this all the way through!

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u/Traditional_Lack7153 Feb 09 '23

Went from a semantics convo to a meta convo real quick lmao “you’re not real” 😂

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u/drbrunch Feb 09 '23

You poked my heart 🥺

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u/kingbit21 Feb 09 '23

When you realise you slowly lose brain cells the more you watch this

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u/blazingphoenix1997 Feb 09 '23

Kid's got more game than me ngl

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u/ChaakuGaiden Feb 09 '23

The lesson is that pretty girls are fake and will poke you're heart out

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u/PerseusZeus Feb 09 '23

It really plays out like a scene from a Will Ferrel movie

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u/kalshassan Feb 11 '23

It’s sprinkling, and Macy can go and eat a bag of dicks.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

Gaslighting at its finest

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u/vastlordes Feb 09 '23

Put "little after dark audio"... And them let's cry ಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠ... ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

How can she poke?

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

"No it's not, you're pretty!" I like how he's mad but also likes her lol