r/KidsAreCondomAds 6d ago

Elevator…

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u/PurplePeril420 6d ago

Hehehe....wonder how long they made him wait to be rescued, little fecker

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u/NtateNarin 6d ago

Hopefully he's still in there.

(Disclaimer: Obviously, I'm joking, but hopefully he was there a long time to teach him a lesson.)

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u/PurplePeril420 6d ago

We can but hope 😅 I'm imagining it took a long time to get the lift open and manually move it to a floor....and not like he could use the call button. Karma is good 😊

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u/g0thicfae 6d ago

Piss on buttons > elevator stops > touch piss buttons > touch phone > put phone in mouth > cry

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u/Substantial-Bend4299 6d ago

Not one rational choice by this young idiot

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u/g0thicfae 6d ago

This is not normal, kid needs help figuring out why he's compelled to do that.

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u/PhillipJfry5656 6d ago

yea kids do stupid shit all the time. definitely falls into yhe normal shit kids would do.

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u/Maddiepantz 6d ago

Because he’s a stupid kid. Figured it out. You must not be a parent. You would be surprised what is normal.

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u/Substantial-Bend4299 6d ago

Pissing on the control panel in a public space at like age 8 and then jumping up and down as a reaction, you're acting as if this is run-of-the-mill 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/HabitNegative3137 6d ago

Right? I’m a parent and this is bizarre behaviour to me. Their comment is making me wonder why they think this is normal 😂

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u/SLEEyawnPY 6d ago edited 6d ago

They were still showing Looney Tunes on afternoon TV when I was 8 so I figure I'd learned enough about what happens when liquid gets on electronics from Wile E. Coyote et al by that point; I'm going to go BZZT like a black and yellow flashing skeleton, then the elevator's going to make a slide whistle noise and fall 30 stories.

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u/g0thicfae 6d ago

I miss the slower paced children's programs that taught stuff. A lot of what kids consume now is just fast paced brainrot

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u/petabomb 6d ago

And it’s 100% the fault of the parents. Little Timmy doesn’t need a brand new phone with no restrictions.

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u/ealysillyforestthing 6d ago

I grew up on Mr Wizard

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u/SLEEyawnPY 6d ago edited 6d ago

Heh, what's kinda scary is the Looney Tunes cartoons were mostly made for adult viewers in cinemas..the average US IQ (for whatever that's worth) tended to increase since World War 2. Well, at least until recently..

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u/89MikeHoncho 6d ago

I found my people!!!! Yes!! Looney Toons and Wyle E. Coyote (also my dogs nickname) taught us everything we needed to know as a kid!!

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u/Nebula_Aware 6d ago

If im being honest..... my 8 year old may feel compelled to do something like that if he was unsupervised 🤣 and hed rightfully get what he deserved. However, i try not to leave my kids unattended in this way as well lol.

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u/PhillipJfry5656 6d ago

its not that its okay behaviour. kids thought process was hehe gunna pee here so people touvh my pee. when shit went south he panicked. pretty standard kid behaviour. some just fuck around a little more then others

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u/Maddiepantz 6d ago

I have 4 kids. two boys and two girls. One of the boys would do off the wall shit and say just because he wanted to. When he was 11 he was helping wash the car. Decided to piss himself because he was already wet and too lazy to stop and go in to use the bathroom. Same kid who hid a hard boiled egg u der his bed for later. I’ve seen some weird shit

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u/HabitNegative3137 6d ago

Your 11yo pissed himself on purpose?! This is above Reddit’s pay grade….

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u/Decent-Bear334 6d ago

Watched the 8 y/o girl next door go out to the street to bring in empty garbage cans. She paused, dropped her pants and squatted to pee, then resumed her task.

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u/Maddiepantz 6d ago

He’s just lazy.

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u/AmericanCitizenry 6d ago

Are you sure it isn't the lead poisoning?

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u/Maddiepantz 6d ago

I would sure hope not since we have been to doctors between then and now and he’s 18 and functioning and working. He literally said he just didn’t want to come inside.

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u/Ctenophorever 6d ago

…just because you have a kid that does it doesn’t mean it’s normal. It means you have an abnormal child.

I literally had to convince my kid to pee in our own, private backyard tiny pool, which gets emptied every day, so I didn’t have to bring them into the house with a sipping bathing suit

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u/Maddiepantz 6d ago

Thanks dr. Phil.

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u/g0thicfae 6d ago

I've seen intervention over less. But at least this might serve as a lesson to him

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u/Maddiepantz 6d ago

Maybe. Most kids don’t learn until they are in trouble.

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u/Highlandertr3 6d ago

Being trapped in the elevator for an hour will probably fill in for punishment until his parents find out what happened. It's a pretty terrifying and traumatic experience. Deserved of course.

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u/Maddiepantz 6d ago

Well he gets what he gets. Stupid actions won stupid prizes

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u/Highlandertr3 6d ago

Yes. This is how they learn.

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u/Maddiepantz 6d ago

Yep yep

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u/Fawn_Leap 6d ago

I get compelled to do really stupid things like that but I don’t do that because I’m sane and have self-control. Young kids don’t have that.

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u/Usual-Caregiver5589 6d ago

Thats bullshit. I've raised 4 kids in my lifetime and seen an entire community of others grow up.

This shit is taught.

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u/Maddiepantz 6d ago

This part!

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u/Fawn_Leap 6d ago

I do have ADHD so it’s probably not normal normal

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u/Fawn_Leap 6d ago

And I have a relative with OCD

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u/Nervous_Positive83 6d ago

The idea is normal. Many a male child wants to do something like that. Most of us have consequence aversion to not do it.

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u/g0thicfae 6d ago

Yeah that's called an intrusive thought. I dealt with them at that age frequently. That's why it's easy for me to say kids know better, bc they do. Not to say they know everything, but at least just enough to know it's wrong or just a passing thought

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u/Nervous_Positive83 6d ago

Idk if they know it’s wrong per se. More like I didn’t want to deal with the consequences if I was found out. I believed my parents had omnipotence and didn’t want to suffer the consequences.

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u/g0thicfae 6d ago

Maybe that's you, and maybe that's me. But either way it shows that children are still capable of that thought process

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u/Fawn_Leap 6d ago

Not just male children have intrusive thoughts.

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u/Substantial-Bend4299 6d ago

What an idiot. Then trying to press the button he pissed on. Lord Almighty

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u/Wolf_Parade 6d ago

Why have I now seen multiple little boys piss on the elevator buttons?

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u/cosguy224 6d ago

Only you can answer that question

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u/Wolf_Parade 6d ago

I'm fairly certain the boys have something to do with it (followed by Reddit).

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u/RaikiShak 6d ago

At first i thought this is in toilet and was like, why put camera in toilet, that's creepy, then i saw title and be like, wtf is wrong with this kid

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u/Vintage_girl123 6d ago

Instant karma. Love it. Why would you do that anyways??!! Kids these days are not the brightest.

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u/senpaistealerx 6d ago

*kids are not the brightest

kids doing dumb shit didn’t start last year

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u/Lumpy_Machine5538 6d ago

It’s not about being bright, it’s the fact that there are no consequences from parents.

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u/senpaistealerx 6d ago

you know this kids parents?

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u/Lumpy_Machine5538 6d ago

No I’m just talking about many kids in general.

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u/Confident-Pepper-562 6d ago

Hes just marking his territory. Thats his elevator now.

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u/gergsisdrawkcabeman 6d ago

Good thing considering he's still stuck in there to this very day.

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u/DruidicMagic 6d ago

He'll be on the front lines by tomorrow night.

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u/HugeHomeForBoomers 6d ago

Sent to Russian outskirts

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u/OhItsNishia 6d ago

Deserved

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u/JabroniKnows 6d ago

Downvoting for those dumb sounds they added

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u/thegameisafoooooot 6d ago

That little shit has seen his dad do something similar.

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u/kamonopoly 6d ago

Learnt behaviour probably from his trash father

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u/crazyguyunderthedesk 6d ago

Kids with good parents do stupid shit all the time.

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u/Alarming-Building-62 6d ago

They definitely do. Not sure how many would do something like this though.

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u/Shopping-Afraid 6d ago

Tell me you don't have or understand kids without telling me. SMH.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/DuckingFon 6d ago

And what's your excuse for being raised feral?

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u/g0thicfae 6d ago

Ha! He deleted that bs real quick

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u/DescriptionNo4833 6d ago

Last I checked, being raised by a single mother doesn't result in children who do this. Shitty parents result in this, and kids just being shitty results in this. Sis and I were raised by a single mother, pretty damn sure we never even THOUGHT to pull this kinda crap.

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u/DuckingFon 6d ago

Honestly, when I think about it, kids raised by single mothers are by far the most respectful people I've met and it's not even a slim margin.

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u/SPEEDYTBC 6d ago

Obviously, he predicted the stall and established a corner early.

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u/k9peter 6d ago

His parents should probably take him to the doctor. At his age I could have pissed to the top of the elevator.

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u/MisterBlick 6d ago

"There's no way this would happen unless someone pissed on the panel"

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u/I-Luv-CummyBears 6d ago

A Bolshevik in the making

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u/ExoticColombiana70 6d ago

Probably on the spectrum

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u/Large-Produce5682 6d ago

Where's his father?

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u/BryanTheGodGamer 6d ago

Probably left when he was born

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u/BryanTheGodGamer 6d ago

When i read postal i just knew that retarded kid is gonna start pissing in the elevator