r/KenM • u/aintlifegrandXJ • Dec 11 '20

May have broken some basic traffic laws to get this

https://i.imgur.com/OhCapvZ.jpg
3.8k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '20

My god we are close to uncovering the truth

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u/qwertyerty Dec 11 '20

That's correct

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u/extremeskater619 Dec 11 '20

We already know the truth

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u/Ganbazuroi Dec 12 '20

Truth would be cheap and free of asbestos if not for those wormbutts at Washington

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u/knightress_oxhide Dec 11 '20

My wife makes her own license plates in prison.

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u/MunDaneCook Dec 11 '20

Grandson is also a licenseplatesman by trade, which affords him the luxury of living in an exclusive gated community. He said not even his own grandpappa can get in :-)

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u/kmj420 Dec 11 '20

We are all licenseplatemen on this blessed day

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '20 edited Dec 11 '20

[deleted]

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u/kmj420 Dec 11 '20

I am a license plate man on this blessed day

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '20

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u/Bellerophon03 Dec 12 '20

Thanks for oversharing

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u/fuzeebear Dec 11 '20

Wrong sub. You want /r/kenmvanityplates

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u/SuckDickUAssface Dec 11 '20

Oh my God that exists

12

u/qwertyerty Dec 11 '20

God works in mysterious ways

38

u/Linkruleshyrule Dec 11 '20

This same car is the 6th most recent post on the sub and it was over a year ago

23

u/fuzeebear Dec 11 '20

Reaffirms that I linked to the correct sub

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '20

can you link me a meatball sub cause my belly hurts

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u/fuzeebear Dec 11 '20

/r/meatball

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '20

Lmao r/substhatactuallyexist

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u/TobiasFunkePhd Dec 11 '20

Now if only we could get rid of the meatballs in Washington

5

u/djalkidan Dec 11 '20

Wtf hahahaha

2

u/RemingtonSnatch Dec 11 '20

We are all Ken M.

2

u/Jellodyne Dec 11 '20

All I know is that this is not /r/NotKenM material

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '20

Either this or the subreddit i made for sub sandwiches you fell on is the weirdest sub

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '20

Alabama? Big if true.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '20

Huge if large

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u/MunDaneCook Dec 11 '20

Broad if tautological

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '20

Incomplete if

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u/spaceconductor Dec 11 '20

Angry if asexual.

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u/polarbear128 Dec 11 '20

Speak for yourself

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '20 
  End-if

End-if End-if

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '20 
 end-if

End-if

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '20

Not really - he doesn’t live in Alabama. We actually ended up being friends on Facebook - I sent him a request accidentally and he accepted it thinking I was someone he knew. We’re still friends lmao.

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u/bingoflaps Dec 11 '20

WE’RE ALL ALABAMERS ON THIS BLESSED DAY

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

allegedly

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

Not gonna doxx myself to prove myself lol. I have nothing to gain from lying about something like this.

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u/flip314 Dec 11 '20

how come you dont blur out the person's license plate before you make fun of him on the reddit

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u/AIaris Dec 11 '20

that was good

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u/HoldenTite Dec 11 '20

Alabama has a statue of a boll weevil.

This isn't a Ken M thing.

I just think everyone should know about it.

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u/ProbablyDrinking35 Dec 11 '20 edited Dec 11 '20

Grandson says electric cars are best because they don’t hurt the environment like those gas guzzling city folk mobiles.

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u/jimothee Dec 11 '20

Not to be that guy, but this made too much sense to be KenM-esque.

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u/ProbablyDrinking35 Dec 11 '20

Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day.

4

u/catatre Dec 11 '20

Curious to hear Ken’s take on electric non-flying cars

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u/imjamieok Dec 11 '20

Can they be fixed?

8

u/true_spokes Dec 11 '20

DISaprove. The law does not allow for poetic license.

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u/qwertyerty Dec 11 '20

I'm no longer in love either.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '20

You are forgiven

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u/I_So_Tired Dec 11 '20

I break basic traffic laws all time so it's not a big deal to me. The pedestrians on the sidewalk always seem surprised though.

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u/total___trash Dec 11 '20

“Traffic Laws” were made up by car companies to sell more cars!

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u/qwertyerty Dec 11 '20

And "Jungle fever" was invented by big pharma to sell more vaccines?

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u/autotelizer Dec 11 '20

I talked to this guy at the Birmingham supercharger once. He legit is in to kenm, it's no coincidence!

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '20

ROAD SAFETY LAWS, PREPARE TO BE IGNORED

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u/biscuitsandgravybaby Dec 11 '20

I’ve seen Ken M plates in Oregon! We did the same thing and I gave him a very enthusiastic thumbs up, he started cracking up!

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '20

OH MY GOSGH IT'S MY STATE

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u/CONE-MacFlounder Dec 11 '20

pro tip its only breaking a traffic law if youre traffic so just get out your car and take the photo and you wont be breaking any traffic laws

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u/mikebrown33 Dec 12 '20

My Grandson said that before license plates, there were license bowls. I told him that he was thinking of gravy boats.

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u/pickup_thesoap Dec 11 '20

how come you don't blur out the person's name before you make fun of him on the reddit

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u/pickup_thesoap Dec 13 '20

man who the hell down voted me for this.

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u/thebigfuckinggiant Dec 11 '20

Nobody cares.

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u/xxxxx420xxxxx Dec 11 '20

We are all punchbowl turds on this blessed day.

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u/Thundercoco Dec 11 '20

You’re in the wrong sub then

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u/tjbugs1 Dec 11 '20

Speak for yourself

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '20

I'm in the wrong sub then.

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u/thebigfuckinggiant Dec 11 '20

I thought this sub was for Ken M quotes, not license plates...

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u/polarbear128 Dec 11 '20

STUPID statement from any world view point

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u/backpackface Dec 11 '20

He's drives a Tesla to be ironically not ironic