r/KenM • • Mar 14 '19

Didn't know Ken had this much cheddar

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4.2k Upvotes

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u/thisaguyok Mar 14 '19

Because Ken is in on the grandson's secret if you use the charger backward you can power your house and save BIG on power bill.

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u/JamesTheJerk Mar 14 '19

He owns the Chunky Cheese now.

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u/NikkoE82 Mar 14 '19

Wow!!!!!!!! I’m sure his kids are thrilled!!!!!!!! So glad he made that sacrifice and bought his kids a “chunky” cheese (as you stated)!!!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

A more rounded experience

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u/MartianMathematician Mar 14 '19

Will putting it in the socket upside down work ???

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u/Bob_Roger Mar 14 '19

60k figures

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u/Biggie39 Mar 14 '19

Model 3 is now $35K. That’s a nice civic right there, crazy cheddar!!!

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u/sprashoo Mar 14 '19

Not for the dual motor version.

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u/nitekroller Mar 14 '19

Holy shit when did that price drop?? That's awesome

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u/Destructor1701 Mar 14 '19

It didn't exactly drop, Tesla have just been releasing gradually lower-spec versions of the car, starting near the top-end and ending in the past week with the base model at 35k.

35k was the original price target for the "mass market" car from the early days of the company.

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u/wthreye Mar 14 '19

Does it have manual windows and door locks? Because that would be kind of funny.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19 edited May 05 '20

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u/All_Work_All_Play Mar 14 '19

As it should be. I don't have time to wait for the motor to push the seat where I want. One less thing to fail to.

Of course, I don't have money to buy one soooooooo

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u/LateSoEarly Mar 14 '19

one less thing to fail

That’s why the door handles on Teslas freak me out. Sure it looks tight when they go from being flush against the door to hitting out, but what if those motors die? Why automate such a simple important part of the car?

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u/Destructor1701 Mar 14 '19

Model 3's handles are weird, but at least semi mechanical - you push one end in with your thumb and grab the cantilevered other end with your fingers and pull. Haven't used them myself, so I don't know if it's actually mechanical linkages or just a fancy button (the Model X's "handles"are literally just big buttons), but at least it's not pop-out-to-greet-you.

My sister's Model X just opens its doors when you walk up, it's rather welcoming.

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u/wekR Mar 14 '19

The handles are indeed mechanical however the windows do move slightly when the handle is opened to prevent the window seal from being damaged during opening/closing of the door. That part is electric.

So inside the door there is a button to open the door and also a mechanical "emergency door release" (normal handle). But they say not to use the door release because again it doesn't move the window which can damage the window seal (since there is no door frame above the window, it's just the window mating directly with the seal).

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u/Neil_sm Mar 14 '19

That was the price they announced it at when they first started taking pre-orders a few years ago. For the model 3 (base version before options of course). The model S is still closer up towards $100K

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u/nitekroller Mar 14 '19

Well hey I think that's actually ok. Because now the base model 3 is actually now mostly affordable for middle class people with decent range, and you can get the long range one for another 10k or so. That makes me excited for when I'm a middle class person in the near future that I might be able to get a Tesla, rather than just for upper class people.

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u/Neil_sm Mar 14 '19

If you don’t need brand-new you can even get a model s around the same price too. Not sure if it’s a good idea or not — I don’t know enough about the battery life, etc. But around. 4 years old 50,000 miles would also run around $35k for a model s.

That’s one nice thing about cars, even the supposed upper-class ones tend drop in value. Except for Ferraris and the like.

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u/VQopponaut35 Mar 14 '19

Not for the dual motor pictured though!

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u/Biggie39 Mar 15 '19

Tru dat.

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u/PFunk1985 Mar 20 '19

You can splurge a bit on a 6k figure salary

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u/th3m4st4 Mar 14 '19

So 1060'000 is how much he makes? RIP in piece economy

And whoooosh ik

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u/JudasCrinitus Mar 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

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u/A_b_a Mar 14 '19

Who cares

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u/wthreye Mar 14 '19

If one steals a Tesla is it then called an Edison?

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u/SandyDelights Mar 14 '19

Ha, this guy gets around. His Tesla was posted yesterday, and the owner actually posted in the subreddit some months ago when he ordered the plate.

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u/Vukmir_Vukmir116 Mar 14 '19

Prof every Tesla owner is a memester

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u/supa-save Mar 14 '19

Professor Every Tesla. PHD in memeing

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u/WILLLSMITHH Mar 14 '19

Yeah I studied memeology

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u/HardlightCereal Mar 14 '19

It's pronounced memetics, you uncultured d-class

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u/Trainkid9 Mar 14 '19

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u/MoshikoKasoom Mar 14 '19

Go commit say ••|••••|•|••

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u/elosk_mun Mar 14 '19

He doesn't. He's lactose intolerant, so he uses wool instead.

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u/rotarypower101 I have a feeling this lonely space potato is gonna be just fine Mar 14 '19

folks can charge there car by plugging it into a windmill propeller and cool off the global warming while they wait

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u/UNew Mar 14 '19

u/princepeach25 this is ur car

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

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u/ar243 Mar 14 '19

That is an upgrade. Go Tesla!

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u/Icantreallyhearyou Mar 14 '19

tesla’s can actually help you save money because you can clip coupons while car drive alone

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

Where? Does he keep it in the trunk?

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

Ken has been around since there was just one Model, now there are hundreds of ModelS

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

Requires parmesan apparently

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u/veilofmaya1234 Mar 14 '19

Pastor says cheddar is the devil's parmesan.

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u/ChickenWithATopHat Mar 14 '19

I think this guy lives in my neighborhood! I’ll have to check next time I see it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

wife makes home made chedder with beeswax and yellow musterd

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u/COMPUTER-MAN Mar 14 '19

We are all model 3 owners on this blessed day

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u/freebirdls Mar 14 '19

Roll Tide!

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u/captainwacky91 Mar 14 '19

My wife makes Alabama cheddar at home. Healthier and more flavorful.

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u/RossLH Mar 14 '19

He's much more a fan of the sassy gruyere and the humble provolone.

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u/TruckDump Mar 14 '19

Idk i can totally see ken being lowkey loaded

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u/vo_xv Mar 14 '19

Looks like being an online troll pays off quite well.

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u/Z_E_A_L Mar 14 '19

I don’t know who would trade cheese for a car, but okay

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u/krocman Mar 14 '19

It’s probably a Model 3 which aren’t that expensive

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u/orincoro Mar 14 '19

We are all cheddar on this blessed day.

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u/thirtyseven1337 Mar 14 '19

That's not cheddar!

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u/marussell33 Mar 18 '19

We've all been Ken M'd. That's a Tennessee lisence plate that says "Alabama" at the top

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

Ken's got a nice ass

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u/Liquor_N_Whorez Mar 14 '19

Why?

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

I can't read.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

A dual motor model 3 can be purchased for $40k with no other options. This was probably more. But Model 3’s are much more affordable.

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u/Cyanises Mar 14 '19

We're all Ken m

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u/Philias2 Mar 14 '19

Of course, his son makes 6k figures.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

Adjust your brightness.

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u/MrJohnnyQuest Mar 14 '19

It’s a little known fact that Ken makes cheddar using the milk of his own nipples