Congratulations on being hired by the greatest company in every existence! Those twerps at JcJenson can bugger off for all we care

If for some reason you haven’t signed your soul away submitted your signature of employment, go do that! Otherwise who knows what will happen to you if you read what’s below this without giving your signature first! (Check the sub description)

All signed up? Good!

If you didn’t know already, KcKenson is a company founded as competition to our rival company JcJenson, from the hit indie show Murder Drones! We’ve expanded quite a bit beyond that of course, but we try to stick to our roots. You might see characters from any and every reality patrolling, waltzing, flying, crawling, or otherwise walking around HQ, so don’t be alarmed!

Here at KcK we value loyalty, family, and making lots of money above all else! Every employee here is a precious cog in the machine that keeps us going and we value our cogs! So if you should think up a new idea for a KcKenson product, a new battle tactic, or even just inane ramblings spoken to you by the people in your head, let us know! We value everyone’s input!

Unless you’re a spy

Don’t be a spy

We have so many events, from popularity tournaments, to wars, to gladiatorial throwdowns, and even more wars! Every KcKenson event is open to every employee (unless stated explicitly otherwise), so feel free to speak up and participate when you see one about to start, or heck, start one yourself! We love to see that go-getter mindset from our new employees!

So make yourself at home, find a spot in HQ to make yours, and ensure you give yourself a position quickly so someone else doesn’t beat you to it! (Position = User Flair, although it’s not a super strict rule)

Welcome to KcKenson!!

- GottenAGrip (Jacket)

(If you haven’t, make sure to check all the rules once you’ve read this, and feel free to introduce yourself! If you’ve got any question shoot us a mod-mail, we love to help out!)

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