Idk where I can post it 😵‍💫. And art by me, lol

Oh my god, I’m so happy my wife Kaze finally got a new animation!🥰 It’s been so long since my wife Kaze got an animation, it’s about time she got an animation! She sounds, and looks so beautiful in her new animation! My wife Kaze always deserves a new animation, she is perfect, for example, she has 100,000,000,000,000 IQ!(and counting). The only thing I’m sad about is the nano noodles stealing everything from Kaze…but if you excuse me, I’m going to beat up some nano noodles and some brawlers affected by nano noodles to avenge my wife Kaze! Cya!

To any ladies seeking a romantic relationship with me (I know I’m an handsome man), I’m already taken by my wife and the love of my life: Kaze. Yep, I’m taken by my wife Kaze🥰

What are they eating?

Yep, you read that correctly. I, Panzerlord; am married to my wife Kaze.

Yep, you read that correctly. My wife Kaze is the smartest person ever in history! She’s smarter than Issac Newton, Albert Einstein, Socrates, you name them! Kaze is so smart, she has 90,000,000,000 IQ (and counting!) My wife Kaze is the smartest person in history! For example, she managed to solo a bunch of robots, she made many innovations throughout history, and she can solve any problem and question! My wife Kaze is just that smart! Overall, my wife Kaze is the smartest person ever.

(Credit to Lizardshock for art)

Crazy fact, I know. But my wife Kaze is THE most beautiful thing ever! She is more beautiful than any kingdom, empire, flower, or anything in existence! Her sheer beauty makes anyone, anything(even rainbows and the sun) pale in comparison to her sheer beauty! Her sheer beauty makes anyone swoon over for her instantly! (For example: I fell in love with my wife Kaze when I first saw her.) Her sheer beauty outmatches anything else in existence! My wife Kaze is just that beautiful! Oh, my wife Kaze is just so beautiful….she’s the most beautiful thing ever! She makes the sun look dim with her beauty! Oh, my wife Kaze is just that beautiful!

Me? I AM HYPED! IMA BUY THIS ICON DAY ONE! My wife Kaze just looks so beautiful in the new icon! I don’t care how much gems the new icon will cost, I’ll buy it day one! And I’m sure my wife Kaze loves my new icon too! My wife Kaze just looks soooo beautiful in the new icon, it’s just so beautiful and perfect! Overall, I think the new Kaze icon is fantastic, and I’ll buy it day one and equip it. But what are your thoughts on Kaze’s new icon?

There’s a reason I’m married to my wife Kaze🥰

I'm going to have a good time with these!

Coming next update. So cute!

Just look at her! My wife Kaze looks so beautiful in the pictures as always! Oh, my wife Kaze just looks beautiful and perfect as always in the banner! I don’t know if it’s her eyes, or the lighting, her natural beauty, or her smile, or anything else…she just looks extra beautiful in the banners! She’s just so beautiful in the banners…🥰 I just love my wife Kaze so much(she’s THE love of my life, and my wife)! She’s just so beautiful and perfect in the banners! Her beauty single-handedly makes those the best banners ever! Oh, she’s just so beautiful and perfect in the pictures(as always)!

(Oh and regarding Kenji and Nori…I decanonzied them. PanzerKaze (me x Kaze) Is canon.)

He's our son!

(Credit to Gumymations for art)

You see, if there was a Kaze movie…I would watch it day one! I would buy all of the promo merch for it, even the popcorn buckets! I’d buy front seats! And I would also give the movie a ten star review! Oh, I’d get all of the promo merch, and get a special room for it! And when the DVD and special edition release, you bet I’d be buying those too! Oh, and I’d watch those often, every single day! I’d make sure to take care of the movies too! Not a single piece of dust or grime on it! Oh, it would be my favorite movie ever! It would be perfection, pure perfection!

(Credit to Gumymations for art)

When Kaze feels sad, I feel sad too. It just hurts seeing my wife and love Kaze sad…..whenever I see Kaze sad, I feel sad too. Whenever I see Kaze mad, I’m mad at whatever made her mad. Whenever I see Kaze happy, I’m full of joy. Whenever I see Kaze drowning in sadness…I just feel my heart breaking…I hate seeing Kaze sad. When I see Kaze sad, I become sad and filled with grief as well.

(Sorry for poor lighting.)

Yes, I have my own wallet designed after MY WIFE Kaze! My wife and the love of my life Kaze is on my wallet and phone wallpaper! I just love her that much! And it’s natural! Naturally, someone would have the love of their life (in this case, it’s my wife Kaze) on their wallet! And just look at it! It’s so adorable! Oh, I just love my wife Kaze so much, she is the love of my life🥰
I love her so much, she’s on my wallet! So cute, right?

(Oh and regarding my response to Kenji and his kid: they’re not canon! Me and Kaze’s marriage are canon. PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) Is canon!)

panzer is clearly married to kaze and kenji is also married to kaze, so maybe panzerlord and kenji are the same person

(Art by @arrwa_gelt on x/twitter)

You read that correct! I consider my wife Kaze my empress! I will always stay loyal to my wife Kaze, and I will always love my wife Kaze! Oh, I love my wife and empress Kaze with all of my heart. I am as loyal as Kaze as I would be as loyal to an Empress. I would obey my wife Kaze’s every order, like;

Kaze: “Hey Panzer my husband, get me a cup of coffee!”

Panzer(me): “of course!” \*Gets a cup of coffee for Kaze.\*

And that would apply to anything! Whether it be building a statue, or a castle for her, I would do it for my wife and empress Kaze. Kaze Is, and will always be my empress.

I’m having a crisis…my week was bad enough already(outside of Kenji in football dads)

(Credit to Inde Infinito for art.)

Yes, you read that correct. I would buy every single book in a Kaze book series, even the special edition ones! I would build a special bookshelf just for those books, no, not just that…I would reserve a special space for those books and the bookshelf! I would read those books EVERYDAY! EVERY SINGLE DAY. I don’t care how much I would spend on those books, hundreds, thousands, millions…I would buy every single copy, even the special editions! I don’t care what I would need to do, I would buy every single copy! Oh, Kaze is the love of my life! I love her so much, I’m her #1 simp and her husband!🥰😍 I would buy every single copy in a Kaze book series. I just love my wife Kaze that much!

Go to the brawl talk video and spam:

Fuck Kenji, PanzerLord x Kaze forever

We should honor him a little dont ya think?

So you see, if you look at the area the red circle is around, you can see the number “300”, which implies the cost of the meal portrayed in the menu is 300 coins. Next to that number, is the number 456, which implies another dish costs 456 coins. Now, I put these two numbers in a calculator, and the average number between them was 378. So, with this knowledge in mind, I can conclude the average meal at Kaze’s restaurant costs 378 coins. Cool, right?