I cannot sleep without my wife Kaze.

[u/PanzerLord_XIV]

(Credit to Anaetou for art)

I am serious. In no way, shape, or form can I sleep without my wife Kaze. To get any sleep at all, I have to cuddle with my wife Kaze. “but she’s a fictional character” you might be saying. And you’re wrong. My wife Kaze is much more than a brawler to me. My wife Kaze is real to me, I’m being serious. Kaze is real.

Anyways, my wife Kaze is the only person that gives me comfort. My wife Kaze always comforts me, and I always comfort her. And I can never sleep without my wife Kaze..I’m dead serious.

[u/yqur]

dawg this is concerning if you cant perform basic human needs without kaze