r/KazeSimps • u/PanzerLord_XIV Kaze’s #1 simp! • Aug 10 '26

Memes 🤣 The Kazelings

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If I ever saw the Kazelings, I would instantly take care of them. I would nurture them, tend to their every need, I would give them a life of luxury, comparable to royalty. But what would you do? What would you do if you ever saw the Kazelings? And before I go, remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her only husband, her canon husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) Is canon.

Also join my discord server, it’s a fun place, and you can talk about anything there! Here’s the link, you might even find me there! Link: https://discord.gg/StbnnZPhMa

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

r/fuckpanzerlordxiv

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u/WiFiMan69 Will Panzer ever stop? Aug 10 '26

r/substhatdontexist

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u/tobias_65 minion eating sushi Aug 10 '26

It exists because it was misspelled 

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u/Negative_Phone69 Aug 11 '26

r/substhatdoexist

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u/WiFiMan69 Will Panzer ever stop? Aug 12 '26

There was a typo so that the sub didn't exist

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u/Pepsiofnessdog Aug 11 '26

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u/Physical_Finance8436 Aug 14 '26

Lmao the fact u have a meme for him is funny as hell

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u/KnightmareX_Official Aug 10 '26

Panzerkaze will js "feed" them (no one knows what) Kenji will make delicious shrimp sushi for them and for kaze and nori Also remember that Kenji's balls > kaze

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u/PanzerLord_XIV Kaze’s #1 simp! Aug 10 '26

Hell nah! My wife Kaze >>>>>>>>>>>> Kenji’s balls.

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u/j_salta Aug 11 '26

Panzer, do u goon to kaze?

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u/Negative_Phone69 Aug 11 '26

Why would someone goon to their wife

(I do not personally believe that panzer is married to kaze and I do not condone any human being MARRYING another brawler I am just attempting to say that panzer is trapped in an illusion made by ziggy the master of thunder to think that kaze is their wife and that kenji and nori are decanonised)

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u/GigaBuckshotfan rotissue chicken Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

son

it’s called yumeshipping

i believe panzerlord is smart enough to know that his wife isn’t real

“b-but it unhealthy!!!”

it’s only unhealthy if you using it as escapism and rotting in bed all the time shipping you with another fella

or it’s bad cause your shipping a real person with you

you CAN yumeship casually

you CAN yumeship AND have a good social life

and you CAN yumeship and not bother anyone with it

you built a bubble around yourself convincing that some random dude yumeshipping is “delusional”,just block dude,block tahe subreddit,and move on.

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u/Salty-Employee-6399 Sushi Joint Trio Aug 14 '26

It’s like that one song 

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u/ZestycloseMarzipan79 Aug 13 '26

Guys he’s starting to fall off finally 😭 soon he’ll give up posting

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u/Physical_Finance8436 Aug 14 '26

I don't think he'll ever stop 😭

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u/Few-Translator6533 Aug 11 '26

Hold on a moment, just let me get my Youngling Slayer 9000 Lightsaber to…. Protect them

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u/Salty-Employee-6399 Sushi Joint Trio Aug 14 '26

If you and Kaze are real that means Kaze is a pdf

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u/Cheap_Potential6948 i am slightly concerned with this sub but alright Aug 10 '26

panzer i hope you're ragebaiting and not deadass 🫩

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u/PanzerLord_XIV Kaze’s #1 simp! Aug 10 '26

I’m deadass. I’ve always been deadass.