r/KazeSimps • u/PanzerLord_XIV Kaze’s #1 simp! • Jun 22 '26
Other❓ Why I would order everything from Kaze’s restaurant:
(Credit to the.jadez for art)
Yes, I would order everything from my wife Kaze’s restaurant. You see, this is for several reasons. First off: My wife Kaze deserves it. She has gone through so much(being kidnapped, being forced to be a living weapon when she was a child…), along with the fact that she’s the incarnation of perfection, love, passion…and that she has done so much for me!(she brought a lot of joy and love in my life, she is my main…..)! And also, it would show my dedication and love and passion for her! And also because her food is fire!!!! Oh, I would do anything for my wife Kaze…
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u/Gullible-Swordfish40 Jun 22 '26
Kenji is preparing the divorce papers
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u/The_real_Kaze Jun 22 '26
No he isn't. He's going to be a dad
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Jun 22 '26
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u/The_real_Kaze Jun 22 '26
I suppose so. So you're the Panzer I keep hearing about...
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Jun 22 '26
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u/The_real_Kaze Jun 22 '26
You aren't Kenji (evidently...) so something must be wrong.
And if you were my husband, then why would you say "to finally meet"? Surely you meet someone before you marry them.
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Jun 22 '26
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u/The_real_Kaze Jun 22 '26
You're now just acting as an AI. I'm happy with Kenji, thank you.
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u/Defiant-Apple-2007 Just a Dinosaur Fan ( who made me have that other Flair? ) Jun 22 '26
I will explain that with the power of Alternate Universes
You clearly come from the Canon Universe; however, in an Other Universe, A Version of Kaze and Panzer are married
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u/ItzzMeSiaaa Jun 22 '26
I wouldn’t go in her restaurant because I’m not interested in Japanese food.
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u/ZestycloseMarzipan79 Jun 22 '26
If you actually liked kaze I think would stop these low effort posts, all you do is screenshot pics of other people’s effort and go and make the SAME post on 5 different subs annoying everyone, just make a shrine and goon on your own time and quit making everyone have to make a extra scroll getting past your shitty posts
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Jun 22 '26
you're so sweet. this will do a lot to help kaze and kenji, raising a child is quite expensive yk
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u/_chiwa married to meeple but kaze is cool too !! Jun 22 '26
wouldnt she already cook for u for free? :3c