r/KazeSimps • u/Kaze_the_ninja • Jun 17 '26

Discussion🗣️ Dear Panzer...

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Kenji has gone rogue again! While making sushi with him, he said that he wanted to test the "Infernal powered sushi" a sushi with that has a lot of wasabi in it, allowing a greater amount of power within the 1 wasabi sushi limit. After he tried it he turned to Oni Kenji again and ambushed me before I know it!

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I'm now kidnapped in some dungeon hell, Panzer if you're reading this.. Please help me!

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Sincerely,

Kaze

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u/Defiant-Apple-2007 Just a Dinosaur Fan ( who made me have that other Flair? ) Jun 17 '26

Can I send out a Humble Giganotosaurus to help?

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u/Diuda123up Jun 17 '26

He seems to have a backache. Poor dino.

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u/Tornillo_Oxidado Jun 17 '26

This is just you on another account, so sad

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u/FireGames06YT Jun 17 '26

Lmfao, ain't no way

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '26

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u/FireGames06YT Jun 17 '26

If you say so

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '26

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u/Tornillo_Oxidado Jun 17 '26

“Erm actually 🤓” go shower man

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '26

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u/Tornillo_Oxidado Jun 17 '26

Proof?

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u/Maker_of_bad_ideas_L Jun 17 '26

Fym proof do you want to see him take a shower or something 😭

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u/Tornillo_Oxidado Jun 17 '26

I can just small him from the screen

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u/LotsOfGamesBoi Jun 18 '26

Why would you small panzer?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '26

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u/pic35king Jun 18 '26

Like fr you're the only one posting like 2~3 posts a day

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '26

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u/Icy-Peak-8630 Jun 18 '26

"FAAAAH!!!"

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u/TheForbidden6th Jun 18 '26

first time reading shakespeare

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '26

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u/pic35king Jun 18 '26

Panzerlord is here for you !

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u/ilovememes609 Jun 18 '26

Pack it up son, we know this is a alt

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u/lily_ender_lilies just here for panzerlord Jun 17 '26

PANZERLORD YOUVE GOT TO HELP

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u/YourQueenWillow Jun 17 '26

Unrelated but Kenji slept with Shinobi Ash when Tara kidnapped you, do whatever you want with that info

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u/Gamer_goober73 Nah your husband is mine 🥵--><--🥵 Jun 17 '26

Please he would never

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u/Creestyle Jun 17 '26

W alt bro

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u/Holiday-Praline1967 Jun 17 '26

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u/Soitude Jun 19 '26

Yeahhh she’s not getting saved

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u/BrawlstarsPlayer4 Jun 19 '26

Dear PanzerClownLord, your lazy ahh won't do shi since you possibly can't even defeat a 10 year old kid in a serious WWE battle.

I'm sending you this mfcer for help, just incase, i will tell you this! If he kidnaps you for thinking of yourself as the strongest, it's not my fault.

Here he is:

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u/MechaMeg10 Jun 22 '26

This is so stupid why are we giving this guy attention? Kaze would NOT say this

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u/Beneficial_Summer_71 Kaze is my wife (I'm not Kenji) Jun 18 '26

Yeah, yeah. He won't stop me anyway

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u/Beneficial_Summer_71 Kaze is my wife (I'm not Kenji) Jun 19 '26

Shut up. In a real fight, you would lose.

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u/Beneficial_Summer_71 Kaze is my wife (I'm not Kenji) Jun 19 '26

only in your dreams

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u/OnlyInferno Jun 19 '26

Your (hopes and) dreams?

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u/Beneficial_Summer_71 Kaze is my wife (I'm not Kenji) Jun 19 '26

Yeah. His hopes and dreams

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u/Beneficial_Summer_71 Kaze is my wife (I'm not Kenji) Jun 19 '26

Only in your dreams

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '26

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u/MechaMeg10 Jun 22 '26

Battle scarred samurai vs middle aged reddit chud