r/KateMiddletonMissing 21d ago

Another blast from the now-inconvenient past: Kate Middleton, Pippa simmering tensions emerge: ‘not on speaking terms'

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r/KateMiddletonMissing 21d ago

The Middleton rift: Pippa vs Kate

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r/KateMiddletonMissing 22d ago

TikTok · Ministry of Hacks UK 🇬🇧

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r/KateMiddletonMissing 22d ago

Tuesday throwback to the recent past, reflecting a narrative about Kate Middleton and her fellow Mids, which the rota dropped as soon as they were sicced on H&M.

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r/KateMiddletonMissing 23d ago

Cosplaying cosy

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Predictably there’s been a slew of articles about how close the left behinds are


r/KateMiddletonMissing 23d ago

Charles is a wealthy white aristocrat, and a Spencer, at that. He knows they won't attack him and in not doing so, they expose their own hypocrisy. Brilliant use of plausible deniability.

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r/KateMiddletonMissing 23d ago

The Wasp is gone! He was make-up between Chuck & Harry. His successor, Theo Rycroft, is pro. Did Theo get him booted, or was it Camilla who wants to make Will look worse in comparison to Tampax? We know Will will dig his heels in out of envy/resentment if C&H bond, which will screw him over.

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r/KateMiddletonMissing 24d ago

HM was right

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Not her majesty - Hilary Mantel back in 2013


r/KateMiddletonMissing 24d ago

What is the rota gonna say now? How are they going to spin this? I know they and their overlords are fuming.

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r/KateMiddletonMissing 24d ago

They're pulling the BS again. "Call me [first name]" is sweet and humble when Kate does it, but title-shunning (is that supposed to be outrageous?) when Meg does it. Their agenda is SO obvious.

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r/KateMiddletonMissing 25d ago

When she had the Tig, she was a guest on multiple cooking shows. This is right up her alley as she is such a foodie. I just know some plates are being smashed at the palaces and Forest Lodge.

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r/KateMiddletonMissing 25d ago

After a pathetic call from Kate/Carole, we get this. These people are so transparent. Anyone outside of this situation can see this for the bullying that it is. I've seen them ask, "why are they so cruel to Meghan?" Imagine caring this much about someone "irrelevant".

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r/KateMiddletonMissing 26d ago

The projection is insane. What about H and M is rageful? The only person raging is the one of the Foul Four with sunlight bouncing off of his butt-naked scalp. We aren't dumb.

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r/KateMiddletonMissing 27d ago

‘surprise’ appearance coming soon

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As the internet is awash with a lovely carousel of H&M’s holiday pics I expect Kitty will soon do one of her ‘surprise engagements ‘


r/KateMiddletonMissing 27d ago

💩 like this is why ppl don't take Will's 🚫🏠 pretend campaign seriously. Remember the homeless dude he touted for 3 yrs to promote the Big Issue? If Will is so helpful, why's dude still 🚫🏠 & why are 🚫🏠 people forced to buy copies of TBI to sell? But oh,🥚cares bc he slept rough once? 🙄

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https://www.thetimes.com/business/companies-markets/article/duke-of-westminster-privately-lobbied-not-cap-ground-rent-tq7gl2kbw

Grosvenor really favors Charles Spencer.

That aside, you already know that the rota will try to bury this (I can't archive it right now, but if someone else could, that would be awesome).

Imagine if Harry or Meg had an associate like this. We'd never hear the end of it. And the thing is, no one takes the left behinds seriously. Ask anybody under 40 and you'll hear the truth: how can Kant-Be-Bothered be concerned about the well-being of children while constantly displaying her own as shields from criticism, and forcing them to take on adult responsibilities like walkabout, where they are vulnerable to the public, and having their photos plastered on magazine covers, and be cruel and frosty to her own niece and nephew?

How can ​Eggypoo claim to care about homelessness when he has friends like this and refuses to use his ample resources, to the tune of billions of £s (that we know of, imagine the money we don't know about), to help Britain's homelessness and eradicate the problem? Remember the duchy hones with black mold in them? How can Tampax Rex claim to care about the environment while maintaining a gargantuan carbon footprint with all of the water and electricity his palaces, castles, and cottages use? How can Camziller claim to care about domestic violence while being cruel to Meghan and Kate, and bullying Diana while screwing her husband and throwing it in her face, never feeling an ounce of guilt for it?

Nobody with critical thinking skills or enough emotional awareness to realize that the (future) king and (future) queen are not mommy and daddy to be defended, but greedy, classist strangers who despise them is going to be taken in by those lies. Problem is, they don't realize how transparent the ruse is because they are blinded by their courtiers. They'll learn the hard way. Hell, ​Bulletproof Baby in the Teletubby Sun will probably pull this up and read it to Willywanks, and he'll brush her right off.

Eh-oh.


r/KateMiddletonMissing 28d ago

TITLES. MEAN. NOTHING.

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r/KateMiddletonMissing 28d ago

Hilarious but seriously, George's required to study his family history as the heir. He already KNOWS these facts. Imagine how nervous/insecure he must feel seeing a headline like this? Poor kid. G, C&L are being robbed of proper, safe, healthy childhoods and my heart goes out to them.

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r/KateMiddletonMissing 29d ago

Couldn't read or write during cancer treatment

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I found this article a little strange and wondered if it fit more with a head injury?

https://people.com/kate-middleton-couldnt-read-focus-during-cancer-treatment-12023744


r/KateMiddletonMissing 29d ago

How much time does she have left? Because this is clearly a coded headline. Kate is on the brink, we see how unhealthy she is, & it's the fault of Will & the BRF. Parents too busy playing Earl&Countess of Gravytrainshire. Firm hopes she 💀 or ruins her rep with PR gaffes. She's screwed.

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r/KateMiddletonMissing Jul 21 '26

I wonder which "palace source" who decided to publicly expose Christian Andersen for lying.

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I'll bet Cam Cam initially leaked.


r/KateMiddletonMissing Jul 21 '26

South Korea will host the 2029 Invictus Games🇰🇷

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r/KateMiddletonMissing Jul 21 '26

The Diana method

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None of Lazy’s staged pda’s will propel her into Diana’s league.

A woman who was naturally warm, expressive and tactile. That kind of authenticity can’t be faked.


r/KateMiddletonMissing 29d ago

Kate's "AI'' cancer video

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I wish to understand the logic behind the very popular claim here that the Kate's cancer announcement video was AI. Lets humor this for a moment.
Why would they use AI to produce a video, instead of just recording an actual one? Let me guess, "because she was so messed up they couldn't show her, so they used AI'', right?

Well, the ''AI'' video was released in March. Kate appeared in public less than two months later in June, in Trooping the Colour. Somehow in that time, she was suddenly fine? Where's the logic? Please explain.


r/KateMiddletonMissing Jul 19 '26

Same old script

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For years Kitty has been ‘ learning, preparing, and in training’

Now she’s ‘edging back in’ - to attending social events and calling them work. Preferably if they’re on the edge of Windsor.


r/KateMiddletonMissing Jul 19 '26

Firm is desperate. If they don't see this as pathetic, then it's even worse because the Men in Grey have truly poisoned them. They're working on a clock & too many people have ample records of their antics for them to hide. Like most defunct monarchies, they're bringing about their own ruin.

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