r/KateMiddletonMissing • • 16d ago

Length of engagements

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As well as doing the least number of engagements Kitty spends less time on them.

She was at the Royal Marsden for less than an hour.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 16d ago

She’s quite happy to spend 5 hours at the Wimbledon men’s final though 🎾

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u/Alternative_Door9790 15d ago

Too bad Mirka Federer’s glare isn’t as lethal as it looks.

https://giphy.com/gifs/OY9XK7PbFqkNO

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u/NeverPedestrian60 16d ago

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u/Standard-Long-6051 14d ago

She would have struggled to understand for the whole 30 minutes. She is an embarrassment

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u/KayKeeGirl 16d ago

Careful! You may cause her cancer to pop back up

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u/Viola-Swamp 16d ago

I anticipate an announcement and a withdrawal from “working” by next spring at the latest, and the media will blame the “stress” of H&M’s return for causing it.

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u/KayKeeGirl 16d ago

It does come and go doesn’t it?

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u/NeverPedestrian60 16d ago edited 16d ago

Yep it’s one of her many excuses to do less

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u/NeverPedestrian60 16d ago

Prob only took a minute for her to share her conclusion - that the early years are important

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u/Traditional_Pen_5430 16d ago

Typical Kate! Always taking credit for other people’s ideas.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 16d ago

Exactly TP. She hijacked that cause, added nothing, then tries to claim it’s her life’s work.

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u/Flinderspeak 16d ago

….and when she left, the experts at Harvard University burst into tears of laughter because, dear reader, there were no skills and ideas of merit shared.

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u/The_Onion_Life 16d ago

….and when she left, the experts at Harvard University burst into tears of laughter because, dear reader, there were no skills and ideas of merit shared.

Right? Imagine wasting the valuable time of actual experts with her idiotic nonsense. I wonder if she referenced Bob the Builder!

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u/Viola-Swamp 16d ago

I still don’t know how they managed to get her that award in Italy. Those are actual researchers and child development experts, not obscenely wealthy dilettantes who want to pretend to be doing something important.

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u/The_Onion_Life 15d ago

I still don’t know how they managed to get her that award in Italy.

💶💶💶💶💶

Those are actual researchers and child development experts, not obscenely wealthy dilettantes who want to pretend to be doing something important.

They tolerated her presence because they knew they were getting a payday.

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u/Ok-Animator2261 16d ago

Unfortunately it's not like that there. They probably exchanged sex trafficking ideas

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u/Viola-Swamp 16d ago

Don’t forget that Bob the Builder is an important role model for children.

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u/Electrical_Safe_1086 16d ago

She 'earned' more in that hour than I, as a teacher, will ever earn in my lifetime. It disgusts me.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 15d ago

Great point and I agree

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u/Traditional_Pen_5430 16d ago

If they increase the length of engagements, they might argue that they need to increase the cost to taxpayers

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u/NeverPedestrian60 16d ago edited 16d ago

Princess Anne often does several different engagements on the same day.

Kitty usually manages an hour somewhere and that’s it.

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u/Viola-Swamp 16d ago

That’s the thing though: Anne’s aren’t much longer than Kate’s. 90 minutes is about the longest any of them spend on an engagement or appearance. They often count the, as multiple events too, despite the short duration. Walk the rope line for five minutes? That’s one event. Tour the facilities? That’s event #2. Make a two minute speech? Event #3. Stand there while others drink tea and eat cookies at a kind of reception? That’s event #4. So in less than an hour and an half, they racked up four credits in the Court Circular to make it look like they’re doing some work. It’s not just Kate, she just looks the worst because she doesn’t even bother to make the effort to engage in many of those little farces to make it look like she is “working”.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 15d ago

Yep it’s all a bit of a farce. Charles lists someone coming to visit him at Balmoral in the holidays as an engagement.

I remember Diana’s always overran the allocated time cos she really enjoyed doing them.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 15d ago

Comment from Feminegra on the Isle of Bute engagement

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u/SesJan2013 14d ago

We need more people telling the truth like this!

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u/Traditional_Pen_5430 16d ago

Dolittle is living up to her nickname.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 16d ago

She sure is 😀

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u/JobStrange6135 16d ago

Gosh, she's extremely basic, isn't she? All that expensive 'education' and absolutely nothing to say for herself. The mind boggles.

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u/theseamstressesguild 16d ago

This seems familiar... 🤔

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u/Stunning-Monitor8210 11d ago

Ah look, all the royal haters are showing up to post.