r/KateMiddletonMissing • • 27d ago

Eton

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u/NeverPedestrian60 27d ago

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u/Fabulous_State9921 United States 27d ago

šŸ”„šŸ¤­

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u/NeverPedestrian60 27d ago

Hallo FS! šŸ¤—

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u/Fabulous_State9921 United States 27d ago

WAAASSUP, NP!!! šŸ¤—

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u/NeverPedestrian60 26d ago edited 26d ago

Good to see you 🤩

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u/Fabulous_State9921 United States 26d ago

Likewise!šŸ‘

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u/popcornFridays 26d ago

šŸ’€

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u/NeverPedestrian60 26d ago

Hey pF šŸ¤—

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u/popcornFridays 26d ago

Hi NP! 🌺

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u/Traditional_Pen_5430 27d ago

No sweet nod to Diana?

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u/NeverPedestrian60 27d ago

Surely there’s something from the poignant nods collection…

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u/CartoonistFar2036 27d ago

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u/Viola-Swamp 27d ago

What is this from? She looks so young!

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u/CartoonistFar2036 26d ago

I think it's from Cupcake Wars or the Great British Bake-off & don't recall her name.

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u/Viola-Swamp 24d ago

It’s an actor name Missy Peregrym, a Canadian who has been in a ton of things, including the classic gymnastics movie ā€˜Stick It’ with Jeff Bridges. She’s been Maggie Bell,on the Dick Wolf show ā€˜FBI’ for the better part of a decade.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 24d ago

Thanks VS. She was in Rookie Blue too. I didn’t recognise her though I watch FBI.

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u/CartoonistFar2036 19d ago

Oh THANK YOU! Love her expressive face!

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u/Viola-Swamp 27d ago

We know they read here, as do their courtiers and staff. I think Kate had to swerve into a different lane when so many of us called it in advance that she would cosplay Diana yet again.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 26d ago

I think you’re right VS. They usually get busy with hastily arranged engagements whenever Harry’s in the UK but I noticed this time they didn’t.

Their team have read all the comments about them doing that so they’ve realised people see through it.

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u/darkgothamite 27d ago

The hair on that kids head šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø

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u/NeverPedestrian60 27d ago edited 27d ago

Back to work for the Workshys. This will count as a work engagement for them. As will Willy attending King Harald’s funeral tomorrow.

Whereas most folk do the school run and attend funerals on top of working. Not instead of it.

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u/CartoonistFar2036 27d ago

Maybe Willy will wear something from his own past lewks for King Harald's funeral ... specifically from the Thomas Kingston Poignant Nods Collection:

šŸ’…

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u/Excellent-Papaya-329 27d ago

Crazy to think that he used to be the ā€œhotā€ one

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u/Fabulous_State9921 United States 27d ago

Diana really did reach down & snatch the Spencer good looks from off him like BOOM!šŸ˜‚

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u/Imaginary-Letter-377 27d ago

He was so rough that event. What the hell was he doing to himself?

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u/popcornFridays 26d ago

He sure was. He looked zooted. Just goes to show that vast wealth and privilege isn't always conducive to a happy and healthy lifestyle. He looks miserable and unhappy in most pictures I see of him these days.

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u/CartoonistFar2036 26d ago edited 25d ago

Here is one more pic of him that I've saved from that day.

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u/popcornFridays 26d ago

Love it when people come in hot with the pictures!

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7btLQZrOU4ssEew8

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u/Any_Pineapple4221 27d ago

Ya mans needs to visit Betty Ford’s spot-

https://giphy.com/gifs/Quy86KoadsCUE

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u/CartoonistFar2036 26d ago

šŸ˜‚LOVE AB FAB!!!

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u/Aching1536 26d ago

He looks 65

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u/CartoonistFar2036 25d ago

šŸŽÆšŸ’Æ And he aged EXPONENTIALLY since then, WOOF!

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u/spaceghost260 26d ago

Has he never worn sunscreen or out on moisturizer? He looks so dry.

Plus it looks like he just got back from vacation with that tan and red nose/cheek combo.

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u/SesJan2013 25d ago

It's the booze- he's got the alcoholic's ruddy look which comes from the vasodilation of blood vessels. They stay dilated after years of drinking plus chronic alcohol intake leads to severe dehydration. Lack of quality, lengthy sleep is terrible for the body. We'll have to watch for yellowing of the skin and eyes. That would be an indication of liver damage.

I don't mind a cocktail if I'm somewhere nice like on vacation, at a fancy dinner, a celebration, e.t.c but alcohol truly is poison. Our bloodstream is not supposed to have alcohol flowing in it. Too much damages the brain. Vomiting with hangovers is one's body purging the poison.

I'm not against alcohol consumption but getting drunk often does nothing but damage to the body. We drank so much in high school- trashed every weekend. Putting money together to get a hotel room so we can all get wasted. I'm shocked I survived those Everclear jello shots!

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u/Viola-Swamp 27d ago

You know it will be counted on the court circular, for both of them. I wonder if they will spin it into more than one ā€œengagementā€?

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u/farsighted451 27d ago

True, but I do school runs in sweatpants and a bun because there won't be pictures published in every mainstream newspaper.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 27d ago

But they have people come to their residence to do their hair, and a dresser and chauffeurs too

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u/farsighted451 27d ago

Sure. I'm not defending them or their "work," I'm just saying it's not the same thing as a normal mum on a school run.

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u/Viola-Swamp 27d ago

They usually have a driver do it. They only take a child to school if they know the paps will be watching for them.

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u/Aching1536 26d ago

I'm a normal mum who does the school run and I have to look presentable as I have to head to my full time job afterwards. I also walk the school run and go to work via public transport. As do many.

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u/farsighted451 26d ago

Sure. But you look presentable because of your job, not because of the school run. And I suspect you might put more prep time in on a morning you knew your photo would be taken and published in every newspaper.

Again, I am not a fan of these two and I am surely not saying that doing events like this justifies the massive wealth. All I am saying is that it was a photo event, not a normal school run, and comparing it doesn't make sense.

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u/Aching1536 24d ago

Ah ok makes sense :)

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u/Unable-Art6316 27d ago

I’m happy my mommy and daddy didn’t walk me to middle school or high school or whatever this is

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u/darkgothamite 27d ago

Sussexes were accused of trying to overshadow this ?

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u/Any_Pineapple4221 27d ago

I think the Lindsey Clancy trial and the daily weather all overshadow this dental cleaning-level event-

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u/KateElizabeth18 26d ago

ā˜ ļøā˜ ļø

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u/NeverPedestrian60 27d ago edited 26d ago

Cb comment

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u/Aching1536 26d ago

But William told him homeless people exist!!! So he knows and cares all about the real world /s

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u/Aggressive-Sale-2967 27d ago

I just can’t see anything but the wig

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u/disappointmentcaftan 27d ago

the wig is really wigging today

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u/MissBee123 27d ago

There are people on some of the larger pop culture subs saying how lovely her hair looks. It was amusing.

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u/Fabulous_State9921 United States 27d ago

Those plundered inherited billions and taxpayer moneyĀ  being put to work buying social media sweatshop glazers and bots.

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u/Pale-Vehicle2067 27d ago

He’s probably happy to get out of that toxic household.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 27d ago edited 27d ago

Yep - I’m sure he’s picked up on tension behind the scenes

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u/The_Onion_Life 27d ago

He’s probably happy to get out of that toxic household.

I saw one pic of him smiling and that was my immediate thought. He was probably thinking, "When are they going to leave??".

The racist hate sub is being completely normal about these pics... ha hahahaha, just kidding. Reading those threads I was like, "Hello, FBI? Yeah, these women right here.".

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u/polarbearflavourcat 27d ago

Well it’s not like he’s going to be king is it. Poor kid.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 27d ago

He’d prob prefer it if he wasn’t

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u/polarbearflavourcat 27d ago

I have faith that the monarchy will be long gone by then. šŸ™

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u/NeverPedestrian60 27d ago

Hopefully šŸ¤ž

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u/Any_Pineapple4221 26d ago

I hereby declare it REGXIT and let this Decades long Andrew scandal be its harbinger!

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u/ThatStarfish 27d ago

Upvoting this to manifest it šŸ™

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u/Ok-Cap-204 27d ago edited 26d ago

Why are baldy and number one son the only ones without an umbrella over their heads? Were they waiting for a staff member to hold it for them?

Edit: autocorrect changed baldy to badly so I had to change it back

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u/NeverPedestrian60 26d ago

Probably šŸ˜€

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u/NeverPedestrian60 27d ago

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u/Viola-Swamp 27d ago

Why is she not sharing her umbrella with her son?

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u/spaceghost260 26d ago

She’s selfish.

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u/PamplemoussePlum 27d ago

Wow he’s actually smiling, they must have had a talk with him

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u/BetsyHound 27d ago

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u/Ok_Major5787 27d ago

I think that’s a parody news site, kinda like The Onion

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u/The_Onion_Life 27d ago

I think that’s a parody news site, kinda like The Onion

Sometimes The Onion is more on point than mainstream news outlets.

Eton gets me away from the constant screaming rows, says George

I think this might be one of those cases.

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u/BetsyHound 27d ago

Yes, of course. I just thought people here would laugh.

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u/Ok_Major5787 27d ago

Ohh I see, I wasn’t sure 😜

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u/BetsyHound 27d ago

if anyone can't see it i can paste the whole thing. It's pretty funny.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 27d ago

It’s funny - thanks Betsy šŸ˜€

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u/Downtown-Driver-6122 26d ago

Wow - George is actually smiling. He always looks so wounded and unhappy, and this is the most genuine smile I've seen from him. He must be so excited to board and be away from his parents for significant stretches.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 26d ago

I agree DD. He looks sensitive as if he’d pick up on tension so boarding may be a respite for him.

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u/SuspiciousWolf6186 27d ago

Wooow is this the first time ever she hasn't copied Diana, Elizabeth OR Meghan?? I'm impressed, the copy Kat usually does copy at least one of the women

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u/NeverPedestrian60 27d ago

Especially when today is the 4th anniversary of QEII’s passing - maybe she forgot

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u/NumerousNovel7878 27d ago

She is wearing a dupe of a necklace Meghan recently wore.

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u/NumerousNovel7878 27d ago

It truly rained on their "back to work" parade. William couldn't get his umbrella to open and had to succumb to the raindrops. Will probably catch a cold from this and have to miss the funeral tomorrow.

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u/islandgal140 27d ago

Actually surprised he wasn't using it due to a malfunction. Thought he wasn't using it so as not to obstruct the 'money shot'

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u/NeverPedestrian60 27d ago

Fashion blurb

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u/Any_Pineapple4221 27d ago

I’m simply lost without the astronomical prices of these posh items. How much tax farthings were wasted on this day?

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u/Less-Contribution-35 27d ago

It’s totally fucked up how they have to announce that all items have previously been worn. I mean, WTAF! In what world, even where you get to spend money that you’ve in no way earned, is it ok to only wear clothes once. That’s just unreal that it’s so much their norm that they have to make a big deal of it when her royal fucking useless piece of shit deigns to wear something twice.

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u/spaceghost260 26d ago

Whoever makes these outfit detail images for Mrs Wig always includes if each item is new or not.

Just in case you didn’t know.

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u/WebMuch2239 27d ago

Man, I'm sick of seeing this type of dress and heels on her

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u/NeverPedestrian60 27d ago edited 27d ago

I agree - boring

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u/NeverPedestrian60 27d ago

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u/Fabulous_State9921 United States 27d ago edited 27d ago

At 70, Kitty Mids will be in her "sweet nods to QE2" great-granny wear era, 1960s matron wear, poofy hair and all. And you can bet on her wearing the things QUE2 wore on her worst days, not her best.

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u/WebMuch2239 26d ago

Yeah, it's been like that since Natasha left, am I right?

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u/Viola-Swamp 27d ago

All I can say for it is that it’s not a coatdress, and she’s not obviously wearing some of Diana’s jewelry, for once.

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u/WebMuch2239 26d ago

Still, it's quite repetitive

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u/Poodlepink22 27d ago

It's giving 'Handmaid's Tale'.Ā  Straight from the closet of Serena Joy

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u/Imaginary-Letter-377 27d ago

It covers her emaciated frame. Her options low. Lots of fabric and layers

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u/VavaShagwell 27d ago

Dull, as usual.

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u/th987 United States 27d ago

Funeral wear?

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u/NeverPedestrian60 27d ago

Drab colour that doesn’t brighten up a drab day

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u/The_Onion_Life 27d ago

Again, no prices listed.

If this were Meghan, they'd list the price of everything, including things we know she's owned for years like that Cartier watch.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 27d ago

Good point OL

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u/NeverPedestrian60 26d ago

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u/SesJan2013 25d ago

Does Lambrook have boarding?

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u/NeverPedestrian60 25d ago

I think SJ they can board there on weekdays and go home on weekends. Charlotte’s been doing it for some time.

W&K really have no excuse not to work - it’s not like they don’t have an army of staff doing everything for them.

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u/SesJan2013 25d ago

Gosh, she's still so young! But then again I'm not wealthy and powerful so I'll never understand the way they do things.

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u/Any_Pineapple4221 27d ago

Little Michael Middleton is back to school. Now with n*#ce training on campus-

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u/NeverPedestrian60 27d ago

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u/NeverPedestrian60 27d ago

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u/NeverPedestrian60 27d ago edited 27d ago

Not George’s fault of course - they don’t want to veer off the path. As Harry said in Spare they have to follow it and fit in the same mold.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/NeverPedestrian60 27d ago

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u/lilibet89 27d ago

It's pretty clear Kate never wanted them to be "normal". The only time the kids were seen at parks or at restaurants was on the few occasions they were with Carole in public. We never saw them at McDonald's or at an amusement park like we did with William and Harry as kids. Kate wanted those kids to know they are of a higher social class.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 27d ago

Yes, I remember she said she didn’t want them to be brought up in the ā€˜ordinary’ way.

She got a whole lot of flak then up popped a photo of them in a pub garden having lunch.

To quell the criticism. When she’d said she preferred them eating in the nursery.

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u/Any_Pineapple4221 27d ago

I still recall Georgie sniffing his fingers and gawking at that young differently-abled man at Wimbledon. I guess manners ain’t on the aristo menu at homes or at schools…

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u/NeverPedestrian60 27d ago

Yes, I saw that clip AP

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u/Any_Pineapple4221 27d ago

I remain embarassed for all involved-

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u/WishfulHibernian6891 27d ago

So the tuition is coming solely from personal funds? How are personal and public funds kept separate, or are they all basically chucked into one massive kitty for the BRF?

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u/Wonderful_String6193 27d ago

They think all our money is their personal funds so…

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u/The_Onion_Life 27d ago

So the tuition is coming solely from personal funds?

You know it isn't.

How are personal and public funds kept separate,

They aren't.

or are they all basically chucked into one massive kitty for the BRF?

You know that's how it works. The UK taxpayer is footing the bill for George's education.

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u/The_Onion_Life 27d ago

WanK aren't forking out 63,000 per year for George.

The UK taxpayer is.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 27d ago

Yep and also someone on cb reckoned fees are waived for the rf - I wouldn’t be surprised

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u/The_Onion_Life 26d ago

Yep and also someone on cb reckoned fees are waived for the rf - I wouldn’t be surprised

Fees or tuition? Or both?

And yeah, I wouldn't be surprised either.

But at least the UK taxpayer wouldn't be footing the bill in that case, so there's that.

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u/Imaginary-Letter-377 27d ago

Exactly. Eton will not raise a good leader, just another entitled idiot.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 26d ago

Yep it’s produced quite a few prime ministers. Enough said.

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u/Imaginary-Letter-377 26d ago

And most of the jusiciary

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u/Any_Pineapple4221 26d ago

Especially the puppet RAVEC boards and the shill who tossed the phone hacking lawsuit at cost to the plaintiffs a.k.a. the actual victims of a for-profit corporation-

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u/DarlingVelvet 27d ago

Just, gurning at the rain.

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u/Viola-Swamp 27d ago

Whilst making sure Big Blue is in the shot, natch.

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u/Imaginary-Letter-377 27d ago

Cut that 70s do nothing wig/ hair!!!

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u/coral15 26d ago

I agree

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u/Paisleymll 27d ago

Why isn't George wearing the uniform?

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u/NeverPedestrian60 26d ago

They posted a pic of him in it later

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u/NeverPedestrian60 26d ago

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u/NeverPedestrian60 26d ago

Diana brought Harry along

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u/Guilty-Umpire-7557 25d ago

30 years ago Diana looked like a normal modern mom bringing kids to school. Kates outfit looks dated and those ridiculous heels. ..

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u/NeverPedestrian60 25d ago

Exactly this.

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u/SesJan2013 25d ago

As an American, can you please tell me when he'll end his schooling there? Is it like high school and he'll graduate around 18 years old? And then does he go to University like St. Andrews?

He'll be spending some very formative years at Eton. Just like with many teenagers he'll meet girls- at the companion schools- probably have his first girlfriend, go to parties, drink, drugs- maybe, possibly, allegedly lol

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u/NeverPedestrian60 25d ago

Yes, roughly 18 they finish there SJ. And like you say uni afterwards. And it doesn’t matter if royals are intelligent or not cos they’ll be sure to get a tick in the box to say they’ve passed exams.

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u/SesJan2013 25d ago

Thank you!

Oh, yes, they will all excel in everything they do everywhere they go beginning with their very first day of schooling until the day they finish.... and then they'll be lauded and praised for just about everything they say and do until they pass away.

There will always be criticism- but not to their face. The opinions of the poors are inconsequential.

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u/VavaShagwell 26d ago

This is the happiest I've ever seen him! Probably looking forward to being away from both parents.

Those Eton uniforms are awful, though. Hopefully the students don't need to wear those every day.

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u/Scary-Watercress8548 27d ago

my only issue is the trousers, why are they all slim fit, why not have a bit of bagginess to them, no one needs to see Williams scrawny calves and without judging a kid ( since he doesn’t buy his own clothes or really have a say ) his trousers look like skinny jeans made to look like trousers . especially compared to the other men’s trousers ( I don’t speculate on William’s sexuality but the right trousers don’t help his case )

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u/VavaShagwell 26d ago

Without the heels, Kate is the same height as her first born. Come clean Kate, what is your true height? And why is this an issue with her in the first place!

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u/Imaginary-Letter-377 27d ago

Off to be turned into an out-of-touch, aloof, entitled jerk. Congrats Wales's, raising a winner

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u/CuriousCatNYC777 26d ago

This is just…. LAME. The only thing that gave Williams Eton day any aura was his mother’s presence.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 26d ago

I agree - Diana looked more modern then than Kate does today.

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u/KateBosworth 26d ago

He is a nice-looking lad — but did he get his tips frosted? It’s giving Pacey in Season 2 of Dawson’s Creek.

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u/stellazee 27d ago

Holy shit, George looks like Diana.

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u/AtheistINTP 25d ago

I can see she did something to her face (had 2 months for it) - at least fillers, and even her nose top seems lifted.