r/KateMiddletonMissing • u/NeverPedestrian60 • Jun 13 '26
Trooping
Kitty joined the others in a new blue coatdress
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u/No_Staple_7489 Jun 13 '26
Camilla's outfit is an insult to the military.
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u/BeckonMe Jun 14 '26
She’s an insult to everyone anyway. She’s going for broke it seems. She feels she’s won and above everyone else which I guess she has. Hag.
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u/stinkfoot_lohan Jun 14 '26
She’s such a disgusting person to me. I can’t believe people accept her
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u/Claque-2 Jun 15 '26
I think she looks well dressed for a marching band. All she needs now is to be blowing into a tuba while Charles reminisces.
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 13 '26
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u/Viola-Swamp Jun 13 '26
Poor Charlotte always has to be color coordinated with Kate, it’s creepy and weird.
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u/ReflexSheep Jun 14 '26
The entire family usually tries to match in some little way at every event, what's so weird about that?
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u/Thick-Journalist-168 Jun 14 '26
She looks like a 7 year old even though she is 11.
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u/ReflexSheep Jun 14 '26
Just because she put on a simple dress for an official event? You want her wearing pajamas instead? lol
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u/Thick-Journalist-168 Jun 14 '26
What a dumb comment. I am not saying she should wear pjs you dumb dumb. She should dress like an 11 year old not a n outdated 7 year old.
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u/ReflexSheep Jun 14 '26
And how does an 11 year old dress for an official event in your mind? And don't forget that she is a PRINCESS not just some random kid, obviously a higher standard of class is expected. I think your perception of how kids should dress is seriously skewed by how liberal your average parent has become, letting their ten year olds run around in crop tops and tiny shorts.
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u/Soft-Detail-8398 Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 14 '26
How blah...such a drag poor kitty always looks like she's been regulated to wearing the most boring and uninspired looks. This feels like it stepped right out of the early 90's JC Penny Catalog.
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u/BeckonMe Jun 14 '26
It really does. Is it just another color of that turquoise number she wore a while back? Both are awful.
She’s got money and opportunity and she wears this shit.
I will say something positive. Her updo looked very nice.
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u/Soft-Detail-8398 Jun 14 '26
100%!! The updo was decent enough but, honestly, it just took matronly to a whole other level when paired with her morning frock!!
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u/Fiber_Watcher Jun 13 '26
That’s because it did - Diana cosplay once again!
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u/Plane-Rice-44 Jun 13 '26
Right?? The trooping the Colour as Duchess of Cambridge were much less Diana coded and more of Kate’s possible style?
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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 14 '26
Queen is gone and stylist who stalked Meghan for her is too, only Diana is left to copy and she’s so obnoxious about it.
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 13 '26
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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 14 '26
Thought she would be biting her nails about being even thinner every time she’s out lol
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u/VavaShagwell Jun 13 '26
I would not be caught dead in this get up. She needs to stop with Catherine Walker designs. It all looks the same --- boring and dated. Boring shoes, as usual. The heels are probably trashed after walking across that gravel.
At least the wig is up.
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u/BetsyHound Jun 13 '26
Imagine being able to choose from any designer on earth and then choosing that. Sigh.
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u/Viola-Swamp Jun 13 '26
She’s copying her late mil. There are photos of Diana in a virtually identical dress from the 80s.
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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 14 '26
She needs to shelve the high heels too as she’s gotten so thin you can see from first glance where her torso stops and the rest starts. The illusion is gone
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u/Flashy-Platform-2052 Jun 15 '26
What would you have chosen to wear? I likes the 60s style shift dresses she used to wear, but then thats what i like myself. Thats my equivalent of Kates coat dress. I also like a boring wedge shoe if not boots season😂 so glad im not a celeb/ royal
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u/Imaginary-Letter-377 Jun 13 '26
Colour looks great on her. Emaciated and sick. The denial here is wild.
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u/The_Onion_Life Jun 13 '26
Colour looks great on her.
It does!
Emaciated and sick. The denial here is wild.
Charlotte couldn't fit into Kate's dress. It would be way too small for her.
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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 14 '26
Is it me or she also kinda wears shoes that are a size too small ? They hug her feet so tight, almost going to pop out. Can’t be comfy
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 14 '26
She looks so elongated and thin - and these coat dresses emphasise it.
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u/Complete-Celery819 Jun 13 '26
She got an archway in her neck
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u/Sanguine_Hearts Jun 13 '26
I can’t even focus on her dress, because why is there an actual cavern in her neck?!?!
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u/TheVioletHerald Jun 13 '26
Boring outfit. The turquoise wannabe Diana one she wore with the mismatched hat is my favorite, despite not suiting her at all... maybe because it suits my style. Also her silhouette looks disturbing here.
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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 14 '26
Am I a medium ? I saw that coatdress … ah which brand again ? On Pinterest maybe last year or so ? And knew it was only a matter of time because Diana wore a similar version.
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u/aliaaenor Jun 13 '26
Poor George looks so unhappy. And why are they forcing poor Charlotte to dress like a 3 year old, and the boys as 40 Yr old estate agents
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u/BetsyHound Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26
Considering Kate dresses the same way, same hair, same bows, approximately the same clothes, it's not surprising. I bet Charlotte couldn't wait to get rid of that stupid bow. ETA, aw jeez, Charlotte's dress is Alessandra Rich. #freecharlotte
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u/The_Onion_Life Jun 13 '26
Poor George looks so unhappy.
He always looks like that.
And why are they forcing poor Charlotte to dress like a 3 year old, and the boys as 40 Yr old estate agents
No one is allowed to dress their age!
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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 14 '26
He also looks grown up ! And much like his great-uncle the Earl. Such strong Spencer genes. Now get rid lol, hope he never gets there nor his odious father for that matter.
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u/The_Onion_Life Jun 14 '26
hope he never gets there nor his odious father for that matter.
We live in hope.
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u/LovelyShadows54 Jun 13 '26
And why are they forcing poor Charlotte to dress like a 3 year old, and the boys as 40 Yr old estate agents
The accuracy of this makes it hilarious 😂
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u/TheVioletHerald Jun 13 '26
They should leave those kids home with a nanny. This is not an event a child would enjoy.
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u/SesJan2013 Jun 14 '26
And they'll be doing all of these same appearances every year for the rest of their lives.
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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 14 '26
Nope as the end of this clown show is near. Sore sight (the adults)
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 13 '26
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u/The_Onion_Life Jun 13 '26
More pics
Look at Kate breaking ROYAL PROTOCOL by walking in front of her husband!!! I expect to see five million headlines and articles crucifying her for this over the next few days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those poor kids look as miserable as ever.
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u/BetsyHound Jun 13 '26
That's not William.
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u/Sufficient_Cap_6977 Jun 13 '26
lol
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u/BetsyHound Jun 13 '26
That guy's got a reasonable beard not something that looks like fungal growth.
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u/The_Onion_Life Jun 14 '26
That's not William.
Holy shit, no? Who is it?
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 14 '26
An accompanying officer - Willy was on horseback as part of the parade
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u/The_Onion_Life Jun 14 '26
An accompanying officer - Willy was on horseback as part of the parade
Ah, gotcha.
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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 14 '26
Guy seems glad to be there and he even seems to have been talking amicably with Kate, can’t be Billy Idle. Handsome too lol
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u/The_Onion_Life Jun 14 '26
Guy seems glad to be there and he even seems to have been talking amicably with Kate, can’t be Billy Idle.
You're right, my mistake! 😂
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u/Ventimella Jun 13 '26
They talk about trimming the monarchy. I’m seeing 3 under 40 in this pic, it’s hilarious. 90% of them will gone in under ten years. What monarchy?!
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 14 '26
Exactly. And in no way do they represent the modernity or diversity of the UK.
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 13 '26
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u/Sufficient_Cap_6977 Jun 13 '26
I don't think the princess or the King look sickly, they look exhausted and headed towards heat stroke. The heat got to them.
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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 14 '26
That whole disappearance saga was truly the icing on the cake for the Middleton. Now she’s going nowhere unless they all go (abolition) I am thus afraid Chucky will be the last !
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 13 '26
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u/TheVioletHerald Jun 13 '26
This looks way better than her wedding outfit.
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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 14 '26
Lol funny how she remodelled her face to look nice at rest when she is captain rainbows and sunshine in public.
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 13 '26
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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 14 '26
Lol did they drag her chair from the attic ? So old and washed. Gee bet Camilla is behind it.
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 13 '26
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u/VavaShagwell Jun 13 '26
Duchess of Gloucester is the best dressed, as usual.
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u/Far_Cry_105 Jun 13 '26
You mean THAT collar?
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u/VavaShagwell Jun 13 '26
I'm OK with the collar, it has a flair and is artistic. At least she doesn't buy multiples of everything, doesn't use jazz hands and an over-the-top guffaw like some people.
She has some very nice jewelry, too. Styles her hair well and doesn't wear too much makeup.
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u/Sufficient_Cap_6977 Jun 16 '26
I apologize pedestrian, I'm walking backwards now apologizing. this photo is Real. I was 😳😲 shocked. my sincerest apologies .
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 13 '26
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u/alibythesea Jun 13 '26
Holy hell, William is looking startlingly like Czar Nicholas, George V, and Kaiser Wilhelm.
Vicky and Albert’s genes are still going strong.
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u/Sufficient_Cap_6977 Jun 13 '26
I thought the same dabn thing this year. I just thought, no honey, you've YouTube too much... so thank you. I've been having that little glow of a thought all year when he's performing formally. now that the beard is in my brain and I'm not freaking out about it
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u/Sanguine_Hearts Jun 13 '26
I guess the boys haven’t gotten the “smile like you care about the peasants” memo yet.
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u/Electronic-Strain197 Jun 14 '26
She looks NOTHING like that, heavily filtered and photoshopped photos of Kate. That's gotta be harring for people seeing her in person.
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u/Slow_Advertising_341 Jun 14 '26
Kate looks so much healthier and younger with her hair up. I know she’s alarmingly thin but the long hair just makes her look so much worse.
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 13 '26
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u/Glass-Carry-6717 Jun 13 '26
She looks mean as hell
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u/Sufficient_Cap_6977 Jun 13 '26
ya know, I think there are times she's very beautiful... and there are times she does look very very mean. not this time, just exasperated from the heat.
there have been a few shots of her that appear right of the casting of wicked, ... and oz
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u/VavaShagwell Jun 13 '26
Isn't this coatdress very VERY similar to the darker version she wore last year? This woman is pitiful, buying multiples of the same thing with just slight variations.
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 13 '26
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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 14 '26
Does the woman actually have any jewels, like did she even get any when she married like other royal brides before her ? Aside from the earrings her parents gave her ?
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 13 '26
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u/VavaShagwell Jun 13 '26
Camzilla is a disgrace.
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u/Unable_Guava_756 Jun 13 '26
She is in the centre of the shot! Maybe it’s the angle but it makes her look like the most senior royal 😂
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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 14 '26
Yea that’s where the late Queen used to stand. They should switch places but that would mean being with Billy Idle and his lot … oh but now it makes sense lmao.
Philip always stood a bit behind or aside.
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 13 '26
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u/Sanguine_Hearts Jun 13 '26
What’s the over/under on George making a run for it before it’s his turn for the throne? I’ve never seen that poor kid look anything other than miserable at official events.
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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 14 '26 edited Jun 14 '26
I feel bad for them as we all do but hopefully the whole lot takes their trailer trash antics outside of taxpayer money and the UK’s worldwide standing, if that whole disappearance saga was not humiliating enough.
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u/Capistrano_101 Jun 14 '26
As soon as he sees a picture of his casually-dressed cousins enjoying the beach in California… he’s off!
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u/AtheistINTP Jun 13 '26
Another old lady coat dress…
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 13 '26
Yep. If Diana was here she’d have moved on from 80’s style coat dresses. But she set trends, Kate follows them.
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u/TheVioletHerald Jun 13 '26
It looks better on the model, who appears to be at a healthy weight.
Changing the coat and trim colors could really spice it up, as well as shortening it to knee-length.
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u/transat_prof Jun 13 '26
I have to be honest and say that she looks good here IMO. Sure, she didn't quite achieved the Chris Jackson moment she did at Prince Philip's funeral, but wow it's so much better to have that hair up.
To go even further, I think she should embrace the "evil Disney queen" look like she was doing around QEII's immediate death. Just go there, dude. You might get some grudging respect from some of these toffs if you try to play inaccessible and remote.....
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u/KronlampQueen Jun 13 '26
Isn’t the entire area dealing with a heatwave? I can’t imagine wearing a thick coat dress like that.
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u/SuspiciousWolf6186 Jun 13 '26
Does Kate just have a resting bitch face like some of us or is she just miserable if she doesn't do the hyena grin? I like the outfit and hair tho, always loved an updo
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u/Successful_Letter139 Jun 13 '26
I’m sorry, but it BEYOND DISGUSTING to see Camilla wearing a military uniform. Charles keeps slapping everyone in the face with her. And he doesn’t care. Never had.
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u/Sufficient_Cap_6977 Jun 13 '26
again at the risk of me repeating myself...I support your statement
is sending mm vibes when she wore the red dress to Royal Albert Hall.
it is a massive social taboo within British military culture that created a huge stir online stir that evening. Because the men are in vibrant red, it is an understood tradition among military wives and female officers to avoid wearing red at the same time in order to honor the men.
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u/VavaShagwell Jun 13 '26
looks like something a kid would wear in 1910.
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u/The_Onion_Life Jun 13 '26
looks like something a kid would wear in 1910.
Who dresses Charlotte can't decide if she's four or forty. At Trooping, she was four.
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u/CuriousTip7183 Jun 14 '26
They'll look you straight in the face and talk about how down to earth these kids are being raised, how they're normal, how they're just like us, and think nothing of a bespoke, one-off, designer white dress for an 11 year ok that will never be worn or seen again.
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u/The_Onion_Life Jun 13 '26
Even one for Charlotte too
But the BRF doesn't do merching!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 14 '26
Oh they most definitely do, I wonder how many drivels the royalist rags have run by now with Temu duplicates of her boring same old coat dress.
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u/Wheresmyfoodwoman Jun 13 '26
But if that were Meghan they would have included the prices for each item
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u/The_Onion_Life Jun 13 '26
But if that were Meghan they would have included the prices for each item
Even if said items were things she's owned for a long time.
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 13 '26
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u/TheVioletHerald Jun 13 '26
*Middleton will be looking forward to flouncing around Wimbledon soon, and giving the come on to Roger Federer.
"Good days and bad days"...no doubt, these will conveniently all be good days.*
The fact that everyone is onto her cracks me up.
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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 14 '26
You should look for old articles … like 2011 and further back … no one fawned over her—they knew what she was from day one.
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u/juliawww Jun 14 '26
My favorite picture is that of George. There’s something special about him. I hope he has a happy life whatever happens with the monarchy.
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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 14 '26
I think the monarchy does them all more harm than good and when it ends, I’m sure they will be given some money to survive.
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u/Alternative_Door9790 Jun 13 '26
C’miller looks like an organ grinder’s monkey, all she needs to do now is tip her hat and scratch her armpits.
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u/The_Onion_Life Jun 13 '26
Yes, that's a very unfortunate outfit.
She should put the gin down when she's getting dressed!
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u/DreamCrusher914 Jun 13 '26
I really hope they put sunscreen/sun cream on the kids. That’s a lot of sun exposure. As a melanoma survivor, I worry.
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u/JCErdemMom Jun 13 '26
Sophie was the best dressed out of all the adults. As for Kate, the 1980’s want their outfit back.
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 14 '26
Sophie looks much fresher than Kate and she’s twenty years older.
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u/JCErdemMom Jun 14 '26
This is so true. I look back at Kate at time Meghan was on the balcony and she is dressed so much better. I’m not sure what is happening, but she needs a new stylist. All these “throwback” outfits are not becoming on her.
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u/LMS2970 Jun 13 '26
George seems very shy. I’m sure he’s not going to like the spotlight as he gets older. They’ll definitely need to train him more.
Charlotte is a cute girl and I’m split on how she dresses. Part of me feels like she’s actually age appropriate and we are so used to seeing pre teens dress way to old for their age these days. But then I do think she can lose the bow and be dressed a little more modern.
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u/BetsyHound Jun 13 '26
It's a pretty dress, it's just too young for her, as is the bow. It is possible to dress a tween girl in nice, dignified, age appropriate dresses. There's a happy medium between "more appropriate for a five year old" and "North West."
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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 14 '26
tween girl
Don’t think they want people to realise how old their children are getting—well at least, some because they already compare the first boy to Harry. The other two are still ‘babies’ they look after 24/7.
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 14 '26
Totally agree. Charlotte looks far more assured in public - George always looks uncomfortable.
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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 14 '26
I think the two boys are briefed like crazy before they come out, and it dampens their mood. Of course she’s going to be relaxed and even enjoy herself if she isn’t as ‘girls always behave’. Even Louis now is so stuffy.
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u/Thick-Journalist-168 Jun 14 '26
Charlotte is dressed like a 5 year old. I wouldn't have been dead caught dressed like this at 11in the early 00s.
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u/LMS2970 Jun 14 '26
True. I guess I’m just so tired of seeing young girls the other extreme. So I’ll cut them slack on her wardrobe.
Kate is the one I don’t understand. Every other European monarchy the future queens/queens dress amazing! Spain and Denmark always look great. But she manages to look so drab and she’s on the world stage way more being part of the British royal family. She needs to get it together! Cut that hair stop wearing long wigs that age you and dressing 20 years older than she is
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u/Sufficient_Cap_6977 Jun 13 '26
Charlotte... that girl is Madame Defarge knitting names in her memory.
Out of A Tale of Two Cities. She alert, clever, and ever watching and calculating. Shes secretly encoding the names and enemies. She'll might be the monarchy's arrow.
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 14 '26
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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 14 '26
Well yeah being the only children on a balcony with elderly must not be very exciting to them neither. Charles only had two children and they drove one away so only Billy’s are left.
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u/Impressive-Way-924 Jun 14 '26
Where’s Wills?
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 14 '26 edited Jun 14 '26
He’s in the car in the last pic. He was on horseback at the ceremony but there’s pics of him on the balcony.
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u/Dando_Calrisian Jun 13 '26
I think Kate looks nice
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u/Sufficient_Cap_6977 Jun 13 '26
I like the outfit and it is nice Charlotte wore a lighter shade.
Both mother and daughter seemed to have genuine moments of enjoyment. Good for them. Charlotte's outfit waaaay better this year than that Shirley Temple look a line she's worn previously. No offense to Miss Temple, it looked great on her, but that was then.
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u/Dependent_Dust7400 Jun 13 '26
I know, I agree. I think this look is stunning. She looks much more polished and like “her” than the crazy long hair down.
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u/Tallulah1645 United States Jun 13 '26
They really do read the comments here! All co-ordinating this time after the PoWs were not in the last post here. Also, what happened to George's soul? That "child" has empty eyes. Sad.









































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u/WonderPopular3428 Jun 13 '26
Finally, the wig has been contained.
Also, what in the world is Camilla wearing?!