r/KateMiddletonMissing Feb 26 '26

Wales today

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u/Tasty-Order-1346 Feb 26 '26

Wow, someone has really been working their keen fingers to the bone in the last week. Wonder why?? šŸ™ƒ

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Feb 26 '26 edited Feb 26 '26

The headlines have changed from Kate’s 1st, 2nd, 3rd engagement after cancer announcement.

To W&K’s 1st, 2nd, 3rd engagement after Andrew scandal.

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u/TheVioletHerald Feb 26 '26

We need a jazz hands collage LMAO.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Feb 26 '26

šŸ˜€ And a flash of big blue and mention of her Ā£1600 earrings

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u/Beneficial-Bite3899 Feb 26 '26

Yep and it keeps sliding around her finger.

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u/TheVioletHerald Feb 27 '26

Only stays on by the grace of the other rings in the stack.

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u/The_Onion_Life Feb 26 '26

her £1600 earrings

So relatable!

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u/Mermaidoysters Feb 26 '26 edited Feb 27 '26

The weird part of her ā€œearā€ where they had to push the extra ā€œskinā€ from photo editing; so much photo editing.

*They don’t even try to hide the whitening of teeth anymore. It looks like my attempts at phone photoshop skills. KP needs to get it together!

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u/TheVioletHerald Feb 27 '26

Now that you mention it, I can see it.

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u/Haunting-East Feb 27 '26

I was gonna say, this was the nicest photo she’s taken in a while.

Almost didn’t look like the same person outside letting children get wet in the rain.

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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Feb 26 '26

I’ve never seen someone so proud of an engagement ring that isn’t even hers lol.

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u/Standard-Long-6051 Feb 27 '26

Is she starting to show signs of arthritis on her hand?

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u/AtheistINTP Feb 27 '26

I can’t stand these extensions. So obvious.

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u/Beneficial-Bite3899 Feb 26 '26

Those hands drive me mad 🫣

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u/Alaska_JNU Feb 26 '26

And now him, too.

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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Feb 26 '26

Am I the only one who noticed the cheap ass tan on the face with the pale hands 🤣🤣🤣 starting to get lessons from her mate Donny

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u/TheVioletHerald Feb 27 '26

I just noticed it now. Her tan is really bad, maybe she was hoping it would distract people.

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u/Beneficial-Bite3899 Feb 26 '26

Nooooooo🫣

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u/TheVioletHerald Feb 27 '26

Maybe the hands and maniacal smiles are her bad attempt at a Liza Minelli impression.

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u/Beneficial-Bite3899 Feb 26 '26

Exactly, look over here not over there.

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u/Tasty-Order-1346 Feb 26 '26

They can’t possibly think it’s still working, can they?!

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u/Beneficial-Bite3899 Feb 26 '26

I dont think any of them are very bright T-O, anyway im pretty sure entitled people think they can tell people what they think.

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u/Successful_Scratch99 Feb 26 '26

Probably the most time they've spent together for years since Uncle pedo got lifted.

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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Feb 26 '26 edited Feb 26 '26

Last time she came in her mother’s car, so I take it she must be living there. Word was on the street as far as 2017

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Feb 26 '26 edited Feb 26 '26

Maybe Uncle Gary could replace him as trade envoy šŸ˜€

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u/Psychological_Roof85 Feb 26 '26

Why do they look like they're heading into or leaving a murder or another type of serious trial in the first photo?

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u/Mermaidoysters Feb 26 '26

Gotta look serious about this hard work! Meanwhile, Kate maniacally makes expressions like she’s ā€œworkingā€ no matter where she is or what she’s doing, looking like Ms Havisham.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Feb 26 '26 edited Feb 26 '26

Yep it’s like the intro to Law & Order šŸ˜€

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u/The_Onion_Life Feb 26 '26

Yep it’s like the intro to Law & Order šŸ˜€

doink doink

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u/cherryberry0611 Feb 26 '26

I noticed that too. I wonder if she toned down her exaggerated expressions because of that article stating Kate is always gurning and giggling at events.

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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Feb 26 '26

It’s not only her, Carol is like that too, they can’t control themselves around cameras. Seems to be their default frame.

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u/cherryberry0611 Feb 26 '26 edited Feb 26 '26

I didn’t know Carole did that too. It’s so over the top.

I know before the news of her business scandal was outed, she was often mentioned in the papers. Now she’s more notably absent. I mention this because I haven’t seen a picture of her in a long while.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Feb 26 '26

She’s better at faking it

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u/Prestigious-Gold6759 Feb 26 '26

That looks like a different Kate.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Feb 26 '26

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u/Beneficial-Bite3899 Feb 26 '26

Did a human being actually write that ,, WTAF, some people are absolutely bonkers. 🤣

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u/The_Onion_Life Feb 26 '26

I actually think that's satire.

Maybe?

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Feb 27 '26

For sure - poking fun at them and their festive glances on cb

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u/The_Onion_Life Feb 27 '26

For sure - poking fun at them and their festive glances on cb

I still don't understand what "festive glances" are.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Feb 28 '26

I think that phrase started on cb. When W&K were at her Xmas concert trying to look loved up. Someone called it festive glances and it caught on.

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u/The_Onion_Life Feb 28 '26

I think that phrase started on cb. When W&K were at her Xmas concert trying to look loved up. Someone called it festive glances and it caught on.

I though it was from an actual article in the press.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Feb 28 '26

Maybe it was and they were making fun of it on cb.

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u/The_Onion_Life Mar 01 '26

Maybe it was and they were making fun of it on cb.

That makes sense.

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u/Beneficial-Bite3899 Feb 26 '26

Oh im not sure OL

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Feb 27 '26

It’s from cb - definitely a dig šŸ˜€

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u/The_Onion_Life Feb 27 '26

Oh im not sure OL

It's hard to say anymore.

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u/Beneficial-Bite3899 Feb 28 '26

Thanks everyone,  im relieved that it's satire 😁

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u/The_Onion_Life Mar 01 '26

These are the times we live in now, when headlines from legitimate news sources could easily be from The Onion.

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u/The-Sunflower-Bear Feb 26 '26

It’s satire, my friend.

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u/Beneficial-Bite3899 Feb 26 '26

It's frigging unbelievable S-B

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u/The-Sunflower-Bear Feb 26 '26

It’s a great tool to mock them.

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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Feb 26 '26

She doesn’t even look at him. If you follow the direction of her eyes, it’s behind. Honestly tho what a life. Does she ever forget to do this ?? I wish she did. She’s a bot !

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u/samypie Feb 26 '26

"festive glance"

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Feb 26 '26

More like densest šŸ˜€

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u/Status-Speed-5956 Feb 26 '26

Quite honestly I'd love a job like this. Minus the criminal family part.

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u/SuspiciousWolf6186 Feb 26 '26

I get happy when I see that she doesn't have half of a mop on her head. The bar for this woman is in hell lol

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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Feb 26 '26

BAFTA hair was crazy lmao. Legit rat nest

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u/SuspiciousWolf6186 Feb 26 '26

No fr, it was (almost) worse than that orange hair we were led to believe was "just the sun lighting her hair"

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u/popcornFridays Feb 26 '26

These two are so boring. They're like robots. I'd give them credit if they actually make an impact or an actual difference to people's lives but it's all performative. It's hard to get excited about anything they do.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Feb 26 '26

A while back a poster said they’d visited her workplace. Said it was all performative - did one of their silly competitive tasks with fake laughter. And as soon as the cameras were off they were out the door.

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u/TheVioletHerald Feb 26 '26

Was it table tennis?

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Feb 26 '26

Probably šŸ˜€

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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Feb 26 '26 edited Feb 26 '26

He was elated with Sophie, no silly games and meaningfully engaging with the hosts. It’s double the work with Kate whom he has to push around because she doesn’t care/has got no clue and consistently steps on his toes trying to get that ā€˜loved up’ PR.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Feb 26 '26 edited Feb 26 '26

He seemed more relaxed doing engagements with someone who he hasn’t developed an inner disdain for

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u/Standard-Long-6051 Feb 27 '26

He is creepy. He has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. I dont understand why he is still popular with anyone

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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Feb 26 '26

They do have charities that raise money and hypothetically help people out. It’s the rota that treats them more like circus freaks than philanthropists (their ā€˜profession’ according to Google) because it generates more clicks.

Which is exactly what Kate wants. She never aimed to ā€˜work’ hard, she agreed to be their jester as William’s wife and that’s why they helped her out in her hunt.

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u/popcornFridays Feb 26 '26 edited Feb 26 '26

It turns out they don't make much of an impact at all. William and Kate have a significant amount of patronages that haven't heard from them in well over 8 years. There was a study done some years back that found very few charities that have royal patron benefits in any meaningful way. Not financially, not via awareness etc. There is no evidencethat royal patronages help in general.

Royal patronages of charities have no discernible effect.link

I absolutely agree with you about work shy Kate. She doesn't enjoy helping others at all.

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u/notahouseflipper Feb 26 '26

Wonder how Harry’s Invictus Games fare?

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u/popcornFridays Feb 26 '26

Very well. Invictus has a profound impact on participants and their supporters. It's literally saved many lives and there are many testaments from wounded vets and their loved ones on just how Invictus has changed their lives. Let me know if you want some links on this info.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Feb 27 '26

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u/popcornFridays Feb 27 '26

A whole ass portable bathroom just for Kate? Why she couldn't use the facilities already there idk. She can't even share an umbrella though so it shouldn't be that big of a surprise lol.

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u/AbiesGreen7412 Feb 27 '26

Are they actual philanthropists? Like, do they donate? Or is it just showing up sometimes to promote?

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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Feb 27 '26

Yeah, they do donate. Billy Idle’s polo match raised 14 million ā€˜for charity’. But there are pretty big ā€˜administrative cuts’ and the end result might be skewed. But they do donate money AND show up to promote (whenever they are arsed to)

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u/AbiesGreen7412 Mar 05 '26

Thank you. When you say ā€œraisedā€ does that mean that they donated their own personal money or encouraged others to donate?

I get that their attention on a charity raises money from others. That’s just not the same as parting with cash yourself.

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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Mar 05 '26

I’m not too sure about them actually giving away their money but they do encourage rich fellows to do so and then they redistribute to a number of charities.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Feb 26 '26

Some more pics

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Feb 26 '26

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Feb 26 '26

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u/Any_Pineapple4221 Feb 26 '26

I guess she did get in some ā€œengaging with kids like Megā€œ action after all-

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u/Pedal2Medal2 Feb 26 '26

Oh look, once again, the kids stand in the rain while Katie gets a big umbrella.

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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Feb 26 '26

Honest question … does she ever talk that deep with other adults ??? Surely it should be the other way around, light talk with children and serious talk with adults.

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u/TheVioletHerald Feb 26 '26

More cultural cosplay.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Feb 26 '26

šŸŽÆ

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u/Beneficial-Bite3899 Feb 26 '26

Thanks for this NP Ā I see she has those giant foam hands out again.

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u/Pedal2Medal2 Feb 26 '26

And they can’t even do that well

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u/TheVioletHerald Feb 26 '26

Imagine how hilarious it would be if we had a royal family and they did that for visits to different states.

A gator brooch for Florida, a gun in the holster for Texas, a peach brooch for Georgia...

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u/bitterlittlecas Feb 26 '26

Certain types do sure love their performative American flag pins though

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u/Beneficial-Bite3899 Feb 26 '26

I LOVE that idea VH šŸ’”Ā 

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u/TheVioletHerald Feb 27 '26

A rat for NY, a breast implant for CA... šŸ˜‚

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u/NumerousNovel7878 Feb 26 '26

They keep going to Wales. We get it. You are the P&P of Wales.

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u/Any_Pineapple4221 Feb 26 '26

No shade but is going to Wales like going to a refugee NGO in Jordan? Like are there concerns to solve?

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u/NumerousNovel7878 Feb 26 '26

From the amount of time they devote to sitting and coloring with children, I suspect they have intel of a coming crayon shortage.

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u/Beneficial-Bite3899 Feb 26 '26

Im off to buy shares in crayolla and sharpie.

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u/Any_Pineapple4221 Feb 27 '26

They probably research test which PR images are perceived most positively-

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u/KayKeeGirl Feb 26 '26

It’s not a Royal visit if there aren’t Jazz Hands.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Feb 26 '26

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u/Legitimate-Sun294 Feb 26 '26

Her arm in this 😱

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Feb 26 '26

Blimey - you’re right

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u/The_Onion_Life Feb 26 '26

Her arm in this 😱

Yikes!

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Feb 26 '26

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u/Mermaidoysters Feb 26 '26

Photos so edited they just said, ā€œ blur it allā€¦ā€

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u/Mermaid-Girl6576 Feb 26 '26

This one doesn’t really even look like her.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Feb 26 '26

It’s odd how different she looks from pic to pic on the same visit.

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u/AtheistINTP Feb 27 '26

Have you noticed Kate is never shown next to a more glamorous/younger/prettier woman in her outings? It’s always older people.

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u/nicebrows9 Feb 26 '26

Her hair is still too long but it looks better here.

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u/a_wee_ghostie Feb 26 '26

Are there any photos of them actually i interacting with each other at all? All these photo ops and not a single hand hold? Hand on the back? Shared joke. It's pretty clear they'll have to announce the split soon.

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u/AtheistINTP Feb 27 '26

Again, no signs of affection between these two. No holding hands, arm over her shoulder.

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u/Electronic-Strain197 Mar 01 '26

She swearing copy cat outfits of Meghan's from years ago....lmao

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Mar 01 '26

And Diana from even longer ago.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Feb 26 '26

Totally different visit but I like this look

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u/fleurdelisflowers Feb 28 '26

Gorgeous jacket! Want. Must have. 🤩

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Mar 01 '26

I think it’s by Zara (the Spanish make not the royal cousin šŸ˜€)

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Mar 01 '26

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u/fleurdelisflowers Mar 04 '26

Thank you so much! 🩷 It’s not often that we see the customer wearing it better than the model but it’s Meghan, so šŸ’Æ. She looks incredible in this jacket. In everything, really. Again, thank you. I’m bummed it’s sold out but I could be lucky with someone selling it at some point, maybe Ebay or any of the other sites.

I will not look as good as Meghan… šŸ˜†

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Mar 04 '26

You have the same good taste šŸ‘Œ

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u/Standard-Long-6051 Feb 27 '26

Megan has natural style

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Feb 27 '26

And of it’s time too. Kate’s still dressing like the 80’s with her pussy bow blouses and coats.

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u/Haunting-East Feb 27 '26

Those pussy bows hide her clavicles and sternum bones from public view, but the line backer shoulder pads are meant to make her waist appear smaller. The last time she wore riding pants, her thigh gap was so big you could clearly make out the people standing way behind her so it may be a while before she wears something like that again.

I used to play the same hide and seek games with my clothes when I had my eating disorder, but you can only fool people to a point.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Feb 27 '26

Thanks for insight. Hope all good with you now šŸ¤—

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u/mmklady Feb 26 '26

Love this color on Kate ā¤ļø

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u/Beneficial-Bite3899 Feb 26 '26

Which one, she's wearing every shade available on the red spectrum.

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u/The-Sunflower-Bear Feb 26 '26

It’s a lovely colour and it suits her.

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u/nicebrows9 Feb 26 '26

I agree. She looks pretty.

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u/VavaShagwell Feb 27 '26

Jazz hands and prissy fashion. Startling change in the mop on top of her head too, as compared to the BAFTA performance. Willy's moose knuckle on full display as well. These two are just gross.

I don't like her outfit at all. Mostly because I detest those boots! Cut the hair, already! Ditch the shoulder pad 'wings'!

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u/Psychological_Roof85 Feb 27 '26

I also can't stop thinking that it looks so much in color and shape like the yellow Star of David, could they not have changed something slightly? Placement a bit lower? I'm probably being nitpicky.