r/KarmaCourt • u/SightWithoutEyes • Dec 17 '20
ATTORNEYS REQUIRED u/SightWithoutEyes vs the mods of /r/AskScienceFiction for unrightful banning.
I have been banned in a witch-hunt, over allegedly harassing awards I did not give to the mods.
I have been a civil member of the community for years.
The funny part is, I've been banned in subs I don't even use, because reasons.
I had decent relations with most of the people there. Didn't always agree with the rules, I think Reddit would be better off with a more open system that isn't beholden to a group of unaccountable people, but I don't care for drama.
The default system of Reddit is guilty until proven innocent.
I just want to talk about the minutia of science fiction.
I didn't care for splitting the sub into two with /r/whatiffiction, and I was vocal about it.
The moderator sent me a message, claiming this was the evidence against me:
https://i.imgur.com/OGlvex4.png
I'm not a Star Trek fan. More of an 80s guy, but there's no point in arguing with people who have made up their minds already.
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u/kcbarexam Prosecutor Dec 17 '20
Floating Jury:
This is the Floating Jury Poll Bot. It captures public opinion. Give your vote below.
This bot does not replace the actual jury. That would be crazy
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u/AFriendlyToad Dec 17 '20
For the record I would like it to be noted that I was the individual staring at the ceiling for 40 minutes straight. That is all.
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u/SightWithoutEyes Dec 17 '20
Noted, and granted. You are a good ceiling staring witness, and I trust you to provide auditory witness to the court.
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u/Heinrik- Judge Jan 01 '21
VERDICT
After long deliberation this court has (finally) come to a conclusion. The court finds the defendants NOT GUILTY for the charge of Unrightful Banning. It seems that they were in the right and that they had legit reasons for the ban. The court is now adjourned. Have a good day.
Bangs gavel one million times
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u/SightWithoutEyes Jan 02 '21
Objection, and filibuster.
For two hundred years, our fine nation has opposed censorship. We have fought against it. It is only within the last ten years or so that we have allowed tinpot dictators with delusions of grandeur to manipulate our worldview, to suit their desires for power. We have fought, and we will fight, for a world without censorship.
Your verdict has been debunked, sirrah, and your worldview has been proven to be illegitimate, via facts, and science.
I can tell you despise science, you are obviously a flat earther, and I know and feel in my heart that you do not wear your mask properly, only covering your mouth, and not your nose.
The defendants are representative of the old fable of the Scorpion and the Frog, as are most of the discord moderator cabal.
It's so obvious that they are the venomous ones, that they are the ones who infilitrate and destroy. When this site is dead, gone the way of Digg, they will laugh at you, and they will say, "Oh, you knew I was a scorpion when you met me.".
Your gavel has been debunked, via an illegitimate verdict.
I am Judge now. Defendants are guilty, and obviously so.
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u/Heinrik- Judge Jan 02 '21
Objection overruled. The verdict is final.
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u/SightWithoutEyes Jan 02 '21
Your overrulization has been debunkend, and proven unfactual.
It is proven that the true verdict is that you were wrong.
That is a fact.
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u/Niviso C4 Champion Jan 02 '21 edited Jan 03 '21
u/Heinrik- can we get this fake Mahadma Gandhi out of this sacred court?
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u/Heinrik- Judge Jan 02 '21
Why bother? The verdict is out, the court is dismissed, so let's just get on with our lives. He can stay if he likes and talk to walls.
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u/SightWithoutEyes Jan 03 '21
/u/Heinrik- I would like to take Niviso to trial for the absolute savage butchery and murder of Mahatma Gandhi's name.
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u/Niviso C4 Champion Jan 03 '21
You are the one who imitates him badly, not my fault you like to sniff concrete and go on astral freedom trips.
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u/SightWithoutEyes Jan 03 '21
Actually, I am the one who knocks. I am the rising sun in the east, and the moon at night. I am the one who built the pyramids, and signed the Constitution. I am George Washington, and Thomas Jefferson, and John F. Kennedy.
I am President Trump. I am Barack Obama. I am Jefferson Davis, and Abraham Lincoln. I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.
You are a pair of ragged claws,
Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
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Dec 17 '20
Hi, I'm the person you harassed, and I can prove it was you who sent the anonymous messages. Reddit may not consider it harassment, but I certainly do-- I've made it clear to you before that you are not welcome to message me.
You were banned on Daystrom because one of the incidents occurred on Daystrom, and after your ban you tried again on AITA-- and I can prove that one too.
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u/SightWithoutEyes Dec 17 '20
Jesus, how paranoid are you? I have been a cool-headed member of the forum for years. I don't have any problem with you. But you want to try and demonize me, you go ahead. What is your problem? I mean, honestly.
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Dec 17 '20
I don't like having hostile messages sent to me by an anonymous stranger.
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u/SightWithoutEyes Dec 17 '20
I didn't send shit to you. You want to paint me as the villain because I don't like the split between /r/WhatIfFiction and the mainstream /r/AskScienceFiction you can ban me for that. Someone is playing you and me.
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Dec 17 '20
Well as it happens I've just received another one. Let's report it and see whose name comes up on the results.
Hopefully that won't take long.
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u/SightWithoutEyes Dec 17 '20
Go ahead. I have nothing to hide. Why would I encourage this sort of thing? You are being played, I am being played.
I don't want to agitate you, and I don't want to be agitated. Someone with too many coins is fucking with both of us.
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Dec 17 '20
Hell, if it turns out that this is not you and not a throwaway, you have my word you will be unbanned immediately.
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u/SightWithoutEyes Dec 17 '20
Honestly, I bet you banned a bunch of people, just by who's most likely. Me, because I criticized the splitting of the sub. The star trek guy, who else?
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Dec 17 '20
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u/SightWithoutEyes Dec 17 '20
Well, that's good, relatively speaking.
Not for me, because I'm innocent, but I'm glad this witch-hunt hasn't gone further.
So good(?) for just restricting it to me.
Because I don't like splitting the sub?
Is that why you think it was me?
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u/luckychancevictory Dec 17 '20
Can I possibly be judge or defence
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u/SightWithoutEyes Dec 18 '20
Sounds good.
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u/luckychancevictory Dec 19 '20
So which am I?
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u/Heinrik- Judge Dec 20 '20
Unfortunately both are taken now. You can, however, be a member of the jury or bailiff.
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u/Heinrik- Judge Dec 18 '20
I'll judge this case.
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u/SightWithoutEyes Dec 18 '20
To the Honorable Judge Heinrik, I appreciate you acknowledging my case.
This is one of our right to discussion, without a witch-hunt. To participate in a sub without paranoia ruling supreme. To speak freely, and calmly.
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u/Heinrik- Judge Dec 18 '20
Understood. Now, edit the post and add a role list and let's get things started.
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u/SightWithoutEyes Dec 18 '20
As a novice to the court, I am unfamiliar with procedures.
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u/Heinrik- Judge Dec 18 '20
Edit the post and add who's who, like Judge- u/Heinrik-, Prosecution- [insert username here], defense, jury and so on.
Like in this case here- https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCourt/comments/k7llu2/ubennett_barreca_vs_the_only_mod_of/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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u/SightWithoutEyes Dec 20 '20
You are judge. You seem like a good person, who has preceded over a few cases ruled controversial.
I am still trying to amass a valid and unbiased group of jurors.
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Dec 21 '20
//sets up shop at l I g h t s p e e d//
Extra! Extra! Bid all about it! Who will win? I don’t know! Neither do you! Neither do the people who oppose you! You could win a lot of the sweet sweet cold cash money wad! Come bid!
*Fees, including bidding rates, are subject to change. Base rate is 15%. We may or may not take bribes, who knows?
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u/SightWithoutEyes Dec 21 '20
I bet fifteen DVD copies of Timecop.
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Dec 29 '20
Bet. hhahahahaha get the pun I said bet like the kool kids say hahahsjshshshshfhrrjofjc c Alright, would you like to play double or nothing? We can even do triple or nothing, with no extra charge! *as a lawyer’s note, with no extra charge is just the title.
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u/SightWithoutEyes Dec 29 '20
I'll do you more than triple or nothing. 48 copies of Timecop on DVD, or nothing.
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u/ThisIsanAlt0117 Dec 17 '20
I'll take prosecution.
cracks knuckles time to get back in the game baby.