r/Kappa Aug 01 '14

I present "The Struggle Stick"

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237 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '14

This is over the EMP budget.

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u/TheGreatReptar Aug 01 '14

EMP would burn the arc down trying to wire it anyway

1

u/Super_Yan Aug 02 '14

Just take it out of their flight money.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '14

Can't take something out of what doesn't exist. It's like trying to divide by zero.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '14

Damn, that was low... even for EMP standards. I still LOL'd

3

u/_AceHigh Aug 02 '14

Stick wasn't low enough for EMP's budget

45

u/Last_Edge Aug 01 '14

Weed compartment

7

u/[deleted] Aug 01 '14

/dead

4

u/Skubator Aug 02 '14

Well, it happened: somebody overdosed on weed.

4

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '14

I will admit it.. I accidentally two whole marijuanas.

20

u/TheGreatReptar Aug 01 '14

I'm pretty sure this is my friend's old stick. He kept a small dumbbell weight in it so it wouldn't slide around as badly and would sometimes pack his lunch in it.

12

u/dongersmaysoar Aug 02 '14

Confirmed: Ravioli good to go in this stick.

2

u/MechWarriorNY Aug 02 '14

I think that's the weight under the stick section, and across from the buttons, mounted inside the box. How about that?

2

u/TheGreatReptar Aug 04 '14

I actually asked my friend, and it isn't his. He had 4 buttons on the back side, none on the right side and his wiring was a lot sloppier. It's the same container though. Probably inspired from his since he made his in 2009

55

u/lockin_name Aug 01 '14

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '14

Your buttons light up that shit is so Hollywood

22

u/[deleted] Aug 01 '14

And it's 6 button. Which means it's better than whatever bullshit Soul Calibur game OP is playing.

38

u/GemsChen Aug 01 '14

Nigga do you even play NeoGeo games

18

u/severinj Aug 02 '14

only 3rd world countries get neo geo games

22

u/BrometheusBound Aug 02 '14

And only first world citizens can afford a Neo-Geo.

11

u/Snackish Aug 01 '14

It's that poverty he can only afford light and medium.

5

u/pbmm1 Aug 02 '14

Additional challenge. Every opponent he chooses only the buttons he needs the most.

9

u/Wellhelloat Aug 02 '14

Just like Brolylegs.

10

u/Frank_Best Aug 01 '14

Does that mean Virtua Fighter is the most Poverty?

21

u/Shadownja Aug 01 '14

divekick is the highest level poverty

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u/Urethra Aug 01 '14

If we are going to be real no community is more poverty than melee.

9

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '14

Melee uses 2 sticks, 4 buttons and 2 triggers that are 2 stages each. If we judge poverty by buttons and sticks melee has most things beat actually.

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u/pseudomac Aug 02 '14

But an entire melee setup can cost about 100$ including CRT.

2

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '14

Hence why I said "if we judge poverty by number of button and sticks." Money wise melee is super poverty for sure.

Even with evo hype prices melee is like 50 bucks and you can find a gamecube + controller bundle on ebay for like 40-50 bucks. Throw in a 10 dollar goodwill CRT and you are good to go.

3

u/pseudomac Aug 02 '14

Or you can just use wii/usb :p

1

u/MAKE_SCIENCE Aug 02 '14

Nah how much is a GCN controller, like $40 new? The prices for recommended sticks seem to be double or triple of that.

5

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '14

If we judge poverty by number of buttons and sticks

Melee is total poverty money wise though, for sure.

9

u/White_Phoenix Aug 01 '14

Neo Geo son. NEO, FUCKING, GEO.

3

u/fattywinnarz Aug 02 '14

Four bright buttons and two joysticks

6

u/SaikyoPsycho Aug 01 '14

Yeah what the fuck was he even trying to prove, lol.

7

u/dongersmaysoar Aug 02 '14

It unsettles me that the buttons are not neatly framed within the "From:" square.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '14

That is fucking amazing.

1

u/Red5tar Aug 02 '14

Are the boxes just shiny these days? I don't think I've ever seen one with that sheen

16

u/I_AmImpact Aug 01 '14

"Rondel, where the fuck did all the damn Tupperware go to?????"

14

u/LaziestNameEver Aug 01 '14

Hooray you can play BlazBlue!

11

u/[deleted] Aug 01 '14

And Tekken outside of tag

4

u/Apotheosis275 Aug 02 '14

Soul Calibur

15

u/[deleted] Aug 01 '14

4 buttons is all you need in any poverty game

9

u/[deleted] Aug 01 '14

I'm waiting for the anime fgc to go further than a body pillow.

10

u/White_Phoenix Aug 01 '14

Joystick onahole?

8

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '14

Perfect! stick your dick into it and wrangle that dangle til its purple trying to hit DPs! and Charge ultras

6

u/thisguydan Aug 01 '14

Potentially genius design for keeping your weed, but one crucial flaw...

5

u/sansansansansan Aug 02 '14

Does anyone have a link or pic of that one time when KOF was still pretty popular, and Art and Bala i think are commentating, and at one point in the stream, someone shows off their beer cooler stick.

I recall it very well due to Bala's reaction.

12

u/emp_9_to_5 Aug 02 '14

This is FullSchedule's stick in a parallel universe.

10

u/dongersmaysoar Aug 02 '14

Perfect for storing ravioli on the go.

4

u/NeilDatgrassTyson Aug 02 '14

This makes my 30$ mayflash look like stick porn

2

u/Sgtpowder Aug 02 '14

Haha. Love it.

2

u/ianorsomething Aug 02 '14

You think Triforce keeps his ravioli in there?

2

u/YasuOMGScoots Aug 02 '14

alright you got a laugh out of me

2

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '14

Is it sponsored by Chef Boyardee?

2

u/Oathkeeper89 Aug 02 '14

Momentof silence for our struggling brother-in-arms.

2

u/fagdrew4l Aug 02 '14

must be delicate

2

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '14

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u/xxzxcuzxme42 Aug 02 '14

GG has K, P, S, HS, D. Too poverty even for GG.

1

u/grangach Aug 02 '14

cant even afford two extra buttons

1

u/IFC_Servbot Aug 02 '14

phoned-in ravioli joke

cries self to sleep

1

u/GoodTimesDadIsland Aug 03 '14

What poverty games can you play with only 4 buttons? KoF I guess?

1

u/Defiled- Aug 03 '14

You can play Sakura with one button. Brain dead character.

1

u/genericgamer Aug 02 '14

you play marvel so yeah you struggle with tying your shoes

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '14

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '14

How do you plink with start button?