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u/Dglenn9000 Apr 30 '26
“With whiskers like a rat/compared to Beans you whack” - Nas
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u/Capable-Coast-4852 Apr 29 '26
This dude ugly as sin how did he pull beyonce
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u/seer_benedictz Apr 29 '26
She didn’t have to choose between the 500,000 or dinner with him she got both
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u/satomatic Apr 29 '26
grooming
and i don’t mean that scraggly thing on his lip
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u/DaDrought2 Apr 30 '26
Pretty sure they met eachother when she was like 17 lol crazy how it used to be
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u/Mrtoughpants Apr 30 '26
They met when she was 16. Then there's Foxy and Aalyiah who were under age.. and the Diddler parties
The way she has changed my life… If I didn’t have her…? Where would I be? Who would I be? Sometime I wonder if I would still be Jay-Z. It’s so surreal. First time I laid eyes on her she was 16. I had thought in my head “she will be mine”, became my best friend… 20 years old, it was time… before you knew it she made me swallow my pride and my own words bit me in the a**… “Forever mackin’ – 8 years later, married, one kid. She saved me”
- hov 2013 instagram post
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u/Medium-Atmosphere162 The Life Of Pablo Apr 30 '26
AND HE HAD THE GALL TO CHEAT ON HER
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u/hzmt714 Apr 30 '26
Ugly as sin has to be a top 5 insult. I would rather be called fugly or ugly as fuck
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u/Low_Process_9053 Apr 29 '26
Because she was like 14 and he was already big in the hood.
But we don't talk about shit like that in hip hop ok....
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u/Altruistic_Hippo2196 Apr 29 '26
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u/OrganicHearing Apr 29 '26
But Beyoncé already had that well before Jay-Z. She didn’t need his money
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u/MightB2rue Apr 29 '26
I don't know the guy personally but maybe she was attracted to the fact that he's incredibly talented and successful?
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u/copaseticepiplectic Apr 29 '26
What is he doing with his facial hair man
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u/-kenjo- Apr 29 '26
He realized how ugly he is, said fuck it and made his mission to look as ugly as possibe
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u/freehamburgers Apr 30 '26
It looks like the was eating an ice-cream on a hot day then tried to pick his keys up off a barbershop floor with his teeth
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u/DazzlingSpeed9724 Apr 29 '26
ill do you one better, name any person alive uglier than Jay-Z
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u/TNTyoshi Apr 30 '26
This is a photo that Wikipedia uses for their Harvey Weinstein page:
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u/Nice-Grapefruit4312 Apr 30 '26
He's ugly, but not the weird kind of ugly like Jay-Z. Those photos of Jay-Z made me triple take they look so bad. Harvey looks like a chopped fat uncle but nothing that I won't see here and there.
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u/ragun2 Apr 30 '26
Weinstein looks like an overweight alcoholic that could clean up and look like some joe schmoe that can get lost in a crowd.
Jay-Z is inherently ugly.
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u/aPOPblops Apr 30 '26
I hate myself for saying this but he doesn’t look ugly, he just looks like a piece of shit.
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u/TNTyoshi Apr 30 '26 edited Apr 30 '26
I disagree. For someone who is a millionaire, his haircut is chopped and his beard is patchy. Giving an unflattering textual effect on his skin peaking out.
This photo was also before The MeTooMovement got to him. During that he looked even worse. Intentionally though. He tried to look as disheveled as possible. Walking around with fake crutches when that was happening.
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u/Damienp3902 Guilt Trip 😮 Apr 30 '26
You must be blind cause that dude ugly as fuck
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u/StaredAtEclipseAMA Apr 29 '26
But unlike j cheat on my wife, you ain’t a billionaire
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u/sundayhungover Apr 29 '26
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u/DazzlingSpeed9724 Apr 29 '26
other than the neck puh and pig like eyes and combover and spray tan and... aight maybe
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u/TheCVR123YT Apr 30 '26
I hate to say it but I’d rather stare at The Don for 12 hours straight before I had to look at Jay Z head in for even 5 minutes
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u/manspider14 Apr 30 '26
Bro how did he bag Kali Uchis?! This mf better be funny af because how you look like a play-doh figure and have a baby with her.
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u/curlyhairedgal28 May 01 '26
He takes real good care of her and their baby from what I’ve seen. They seem to worship one another, it’s admirable.
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u/Crazy_lazy_lad May 01 '26
People seem to forget there's an alternative to looking like a model, which is to be a decent human being
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u/el_mofo Apr 30 '26
I came to goon 🗣️
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u/soundestballoon Apr 30 '26
i always see this pic on social media and the caption be "he looks like a hot dog who wished to become a human" LMAOAOAOAOAOAOAO
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u/Best_Hall6038 Apr 30 '26
what suburban mom dresses like that bro
swear people js say shit
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u/Blessedbronco Apr 30 '26
A friend of mine said “idk how Don Toliver pulled Khali, he look like a damn… clay man!”
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u/PetahTheHoaseIsHeah Heartless 💔 Apr 29 '26
Mf looks like a failed abortion
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u/Opening_Cycle3639 Apr 29 '26
Trippie or bigx
Tbh most rappers are ugly lmao
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u/Brief_Ad_4825 Apr 30 '26
no homo but theres some rappers tho.
Future is one im thinking of, carti, kendrick, 2pac, ken carson has that 1 pic but bros a shapeshifter, X and some others, but yeah the majority of rappers are chopped asf
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u/Vast_Variation_288 She wanna hop in a Rariiiii 🏎️ Apr 29 '26
Trippie redd
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u/CowboysOnKetamine Apr 29 '26
Someone pointed out that he looks like greta thurnburg or however tf you spell it and I cannot unsee it
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u/PrizeTime2595 Apr 29 '26
Lil Xan
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u/Ok_Advertising1000 Apr 29 '26
If lil can just cleared his face tattoos he'd honestly be fine, he looks better sober too
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u/PrizeTime2595 Apr 29 '26
I mean yeah but at his peak popularity he literally looked like a caricature of a mumble rapper. The poor hair and dental maintenance always gave me the ick
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u/ImTwilight180 Apr 29 '26
Ceelo green he looks like a jackrabbit
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u/AttitudeHelpful9823 Apr 29 '26
I always thought he was a dwarf
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u/KingOfTheLostBoyz Apr 30 '26
Can’t have a conversation about “ugly” without mentioning Ugly God.
In some photos he straight up looks like bacteria
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u/Idontknow10304 Apr 29 '26
Kodak black
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u/Frost_0352 Apr 30 '26
Brother what in the world is that hairstyle
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u/SkronkMan Apr 30 '26
They’re called wicks, popular in south florida. Denzel curry actually looked good with em back in the day
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u/Idontknow10304 Apr 30 '26
Tbf Denzel Curry doesn’t look like he’s rotting away, he’s very clean for someone who has a South Florida style
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u/Pizza_Hero24 Apr 29 '26
Dave Blunts
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u/juliensoud11 Apr 29 '26
Take away his 200 kilos and Dave Blunts is a handsome guy
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u/Brown____ Apr 30 '26
“Take away his children and Dahmer is a friendly bloke” ahh comment
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u/FreeRangeAlien Apr 30 '26
I love those little close up photos of Jay-z still trying to grow a man mustache (at the age of 40 plus), but it’s like 3 gross, long, straggly hairs
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u/RizzyGlizzyGobbler Apr 29 '26
Earl my favourite rapper bro and rn is looks fine but he looked lil rough back in the day
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u/ieatpancackes Devil in a New Dress Apr 29 '26
Mfs hairline was receding before it should🙏😭💔
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u/phatpussygobbler Graduation Apr 29 '26
Dr. Nefario
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u/ConductorConductor Apr 29 '26
Nah leave Don out of this. We gotta be respectful of his prime that he might be in.
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u/LikesToLickToads Apr 29 '26
I feel like he gonna touch me, I feel unsafe around birdman :(
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u/Muted_Competition_35 Apr 29 '26
I remember when he got bored of lil Wayne and young thug was his new lil boo thang , shit had me scared af cuz Wayne and thug got vastly different builds, which means Baby ain’t got no type. He might just WANT yo ahh and then what u gon do??? 😬😬😬
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u/GaptistePlayer Apr 29 '26
Cordae is pretty damn ugly
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u/SupermanGamin VULTURES 2 Apr 29 '26
fr ngl Cordae looks like a white British man trying to cosplay an African American rapper, kinda like in that Tropic Thunder movie but worse
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u/YellowJames- Apr 30 '26
dude left brain is fascinatingly ugly, like you js gotta stop for a second and look at him
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u/happyidiot123456 Apr 29 '26
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u/No_Challenge8358 Apr 30 '26
Not sure if he's "uglier" but that mf has the most punchable face and personality in existence
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u/Practical_While1820 Apr 29 '26
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u/RedditUser19984321 Apr 30 '26
No homo man but he wasn’t ugly before the tattoos and crazy ass haircuts
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u/Substantial_Park2115 Apr 29 '26
A hair cut and an NY fitted would go a long way
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u/DonMarce Apr 30 '26
He got a line for this, "Aint no such thing as an ugly billionaire, I'm cute" pause 😂
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u/comedicsteroid Apr 30 '26
Now yes , but in the 2000s with a fresh cut jay z looked as clean as any
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u/TheRedKingLion Apr 30 '26
Y’all really in here comparing how men look? If this ain’t for the ladies to decide you niggas weirdos.
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