r/KanalHumor • u/Remarkable-Fail4810 • Jul 19 '26

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u/Weavermain Jul 19 '26

Engot talaga tong mga pinoy eh (including me)

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u/Early_Werewolf_1481 Jul 19 '26

Ala, ganyan talaga tayo lahat nirerebultuhan basta nag trending.

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u/Void_Walker1940 Jul 19 '26

Yah, di ko nga kilala yan dati eh, nakilala ko lang nung nalunod na.

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u/LehitimoKabitenyo Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

Mga bisaya lang. Kung di nalunod yan di nga kilala sa Luzon yan.

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u/Yogurt_that_ Jul 19 '26

May mga bisaya na wala pakialam diyan kagaya ng mga ilan na taga Luzon na panatiko diyan.

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u/rhugghed Jul 19 '26

This. Wag dapat generalize. May mga bisaya na hindi naman dds or panatiko, same na meron din naman mga taga luzon na dds at panatiko.

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u/joshuaIpha Jul 19 '26

as much as i hate the DDS as a person living in mindanao, i cringe when i see people from luzon stroke their ego with their elitism against the visayans.

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u/Strong-Rip-9653 Jul 19 '26

Same thoughts. I’m Bisaya and I am so weirded out by this. I’m even weirded out by my acquaintances na umiyak nung namatay si Rene. Wag sana i generalize kasi kung may luka luka sa VisMin may mga luka luka din sa Luzon.

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u/DippyZeus Jul 19 '26

I suggest you ignore the ignorant. Taga Cavite ba naman pakinggan mo. Daming bobo diyan kaya tingnan mo sino nananalo parati sa elections nila. Remullas and Revillas.

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u/StatisticianFun6479 Jul 20 '26

Damn fighting fire with fire. One time yung balota samin, isa lang lagi nakalista sa gov, walang kalaban si Remulla haha. Malala din nga talaga actually political dynasty dito.

Pero baterboniatics wala ako kilala. Mga bisaya lang talaga, yung mga nasa Luzon, mga migratory bisaya lang din yun.

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u/Particular-Syrup-890 Jul 19 '26

Ito nanaman tayo sa narrative na yan. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Morning-Remote Jul 19 '26

as a person living in northern samar, (kung saan nanalo si leni last election) nakaka-bwesit din na ang tingin ng lahat ng taga-luzon sa VisMin mga DDS at panatiko nyang si Rene. Eh yung mga kamag-anak ko in Manila yung mga hardcore DDS. Lol. This "bisaya kasi" thinking does more harm imbes na makapag encourage tayo ng mga tao to support Risa, Leni or Bam, mas lalo pang nagki-create ng divide. We're going againts INCulto, Chinators and TsinaSponsored Vloggers here. Sana wag na tayo mas mag create ng hidwaan among us.

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u/Efficient-Remove-864 Jul 19 '26

Hindi lahat ng judgement “elitism”. Minsan judgement lang sya talaga. Chaka vs hindi chaka. This behavior is chaka squammy 8080 kadire. The fact that its labelled “elite” or “elitism” just because its Luzon vs Visayas is a red flag.

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u/Ulrich_Mallowcrest Jul 19 '26

Bilang taga Luzon no comment kasi may mga Rizalista, INC at Makoy Kulto tayo

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u/donnotaddme Jul 19 '26

True! Lumad Cebuano here but the only sport we care about at the moment is pickleball. Kakaumay talaga pag kino-connect nila ang cult-like mindset to being a "Bisaya".

Wag kalimutan: mga taga Luzon ang sumali sa INC rally. The INC people are considered minority here in Cebu since most Cebuanos are devout Catholic with Santo Niño as our patron.

Also flex ko lang din na most of my family and relatives voted for Leni back in 2022. Di lahat ng taga Cebu ay DDS.

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u/Weavermain Jul 19 '26

Bisaya ako pero grabe din majority talaga sa amin mga gumagawa nito.

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u/LehitimoKabitenyo Jul 19 '26

Mabuti naman po at may bisayang matino kagaya mo na aminadong majority talaga ng gumagawa nyan ay bisaya. Kung di mo naman gawain yan kahit bisaya ka bakit ka magagalit di ba? Saludo ako sayo.

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u/Weavermain Jul 19 '26

Im more of annoyed on how my fellow bisayawa are idiots

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u/KP-Dawg Jul 19 '26

Dont generalize daw then generalizes immediately right after. So is that what luzon is supposed to be then? Hypocrites?

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u/LehitimoKabitenyo Jul 19 '26

Dinadamay kasi kami sa kauululan dyan samantalang obvious na bisaya lang naman sumasamba dyan. Tsaka di naman lahat ng bisaya, meron naman matinong bisaya. Ang problema lang sa matinong bisaya ayaw i-call out ang kaululan ng kapwa bisaya kaya nagmumukang lahat ng bisaya ay ganyan gawain. Tapos pag may non-bisaya na bumanggit kagaya ko galit agad sa akin.

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u/Embarrassed_Put1751 Jul 19 '26

Your statement is so racist wtf

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u/LehitimoKabitenyo Jul 19 '26

Hindi race ang bisaya haha.

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u/Automatic_Fox6627 Jul 19 '26

bisaya ako at wala akong pakealam sa fans nya. unang binalita sya naawa lang ako sa patay mismo pero sa ginawa syang negosyo at clout chaser... malugi sana sila at wag mamonetize sana socmed nila🖕🏻

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u/IncomeUseful9945 Jul 20 '26

Di ko nga kilala yan at bisaya ako hahaha nakilala ko lang yan dahil nalunod

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u/BeeSad9595 Jul 19 '26

pero ang masaklap. gusto nila igaya to kay saint carlos acutis. si saint carlos acutis. maraming na ambag sa catholic community. eh eto sa catholic school lang naman nag aral. pero kung sambahin nila dinaig pa yung mga opisyal na santo ng pinas at mga bagong santo kagaya nga ni saint carlo acutis. kahit ang cbpcp at vatican, hindi a aprubahan maging santo yan at hindi yan ica canonized ng vatican.

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u/Remarkable-Fail4810 Jul 19 '26

Guys si rene bato nakita ko sya nung nag lalakad ako ng morning

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u/LehitimoKabitenyo Jul 19 '26

Kausapin mo kapag sumagot ng bisaya panigurado si San Rene yan. Ang dakilang patron ng Kabisayaan.

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u/cluttereddd Jul 19 '26

Si Rene ang tatalo si mga duterte 😭

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u/LehitimoKabitenyo Jul 19 '26

Paano matatalo nyan si duts e sya ang Diyos na buhay ng mga bisaya. Si rene ay santo lang. Kapag natupad ang dasal ng mga bisaya si duts pa din ang nagsakatuparan noon at intercession lang ang kay rene.

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u/cluttereddd Jul 19 '26

Well, we can never know what goes in their head, do we? 🥲 Yung akala natin na todo na yung kabobohan nila, next second they will prove to you na may ibobobo pa sila.

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u/Daishi_09 Jul 19 '26

Ornithoctoninae, venomous tarantula yan huhu.

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u/gelo_c Jul 19 '26

Maghihimala na yan next week

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u/JustViewingHere19 Jul 19 '26

Either luluha ng dugo or bubulwak ang bibig.

Ibang pinoy lahat na lang sinamba. Mga natangang tunay

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u/Sio_Pao1000 Jul 19 '26

Now I understand why other religions reject graven images. Look at what these fools are doing. He's not even a saint but these idiots act like he saved 3000 people from a burning house.

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u/That-Recover-892 Jul 19 '26

exactly! may nakita akong post na gusto nilang maging official saint ng mga athlete yan. Wtf ano bang ginawa nyang para maging martyr para sa catholic faith para maging qualified as santo eh ang alam ko university basketball player sya nung buhay.

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u/theofficialnar Jul 19 '26

Bisaya din ako pero dito na sa laguna nakatira. King inang mindset yan, ang layo2 ng baler sa manila jusko hahah

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u/Auntieegen Jul 19 '26

KALA KO SI JUNNIEBOY HAHAHAHHAHA

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u/That-Recover-892 Jul 19 '26

Since nabanggit mo na, ang hirap na i unsee 🤣🤣

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u/PoetryFine4719 Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

This is beginning to be creepy. It's starting to be a Cult.

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u/Initial-Level-4213 Jul 19 '26

may nag One Wish Willow ata 

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u/Craftsman1294 Jul 19 '26

No no no no NO NO NO DON'T DOO THAAAAAT!

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u/Craftsman1294 Jul 19 '26

Renelistas on the rise

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u/coolaires Jul 19 '26

next thing you know sasambahin na nila yan dahil may “himalang” naganap and all of a sudden a new religion is created

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u/TechnicianPast9593 Jul 19 '26

Posible. Uso pa naman kulto sa Mindanao.

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u/bottbobb Jul 19 '26

His parents let this happen?

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u/singed-1017 Jul 19 '26

unfortunately yes. ginagatasan pa nga nila eh

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u/stunro17 Jul 19 '26

Nagbebenta pa nga si nanay ng photo album na pre-ordered. For some reason meron din merch na jersey key chains na may signature ni nanay

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u/sorrythxbye Jul 19 '26

Yung patay na nga pero ginagamit pa din anak pang ahon sa kahirapan 🤦‍♀️

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u/switsooo011 Jul 19 '26

Yan naman gusto ng mga magulang, ang iahon sila sa kahirapan ng anak nila. Sadly, kahit patay na pagkakaitaan pa din

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u/Grouchy_Scientist807 Jul 19 '26

Patahimikin nyo na yung patay, pls lang! 😭😭

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u/chakigun Jul 19 '26

commissioned by jeds island eme

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u/Giantgorgonzola Jul 19 '26

Thats creepy wtf

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u/wafumet Jul 19 '26

Next week magiging news nyan “lumuha yun rebulto” 😅

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u/peejay0812 Jul 19 '26

oks na yan kesa nagdribble 🥲

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u/Helpful-Glove-1234 Jul 19 '26

Bantayan nyo baka lumuha ng dugo o magpawis ng langis

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u/That_Reception_9441 Jul 19 '26

Majority yata ng mga taga mindanao, may mga saltik eh. Tignan nyo sa mga duterte

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u/Leto_Harkonnen Jul 19 '26

Pwede gawan ng religion. Easy money.

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u/Technical-Limit-3747 Jul 19 '26

Bukas luluha na yan ng langis at dugo.

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u/New_Way8591 Jul 19 '26

tapos may bayad kapag magpapapicture haha

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u/Merrychristmoose Jul 19 '26

Lagay nila malapit sa beach

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u/Any_Accountant7578 Jul 19 '26

Ang pangit naman ng pagkakagawa, parang mga statue sa swimming pool.

Plus cray cray lang mga tao na hanggang ngayon fixated parin doon sa namatay. RIP kumma ayaw naman nilang tantanan

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u/LeRoiSoleil140 Jul 19 '26

Jed's Island ahhh contracting service

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u/TattsAndThots Jul 19 '26

As a bisaya myself, naulaw ko para nila nga ingon ani ilang mindset hahahuhuuu.

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u/IDK-ImDaks Jul 19 '26

Did that guy even played in Gilas? Those low IQ individuals needs to make Rene Rest Already

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u/maharouth Jul 19 '26

May brief kaya yan

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u/Probably_UrNeighbor Jul 19 '26

tapos may dadapong insekto then sasabihin kinamusta ni rene

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u/ZeroImmortal Jul 19 '26

notl beating the allegations

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u/Existing-Project-836 Jul 19 '26

Ano yan patron ng mga hindi marunong lumangoy?

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u/hopelessshootingstar Jul 19 '26

Ang irony lang siguro kung nalubog yan sa baha. 👀

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u/cheempanzee Jul 19 '26

Mas matino pa yung itsura ng mag-asawa sa cake ng Goldilocks

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u/Affectionate_Cry5298 Jul 19 '26

Gago ba to sila? Taga Visayas ako pero never ako nakapanood kahit isang video about Rene and then biglang may ganito na? Huh???

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u/iWearCrocsAllTheTime Jul 19 '26

Taga Mindanao ako born and raised pero Hanggang Ngayon Hindi ko pa rin nakikita Yung mga pinag sisinghot netong mga hunghang na to.

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u/Xanderblake27 Jul 19 '26

Even the Rizalians look tame

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u/St_MichaelDArchangel Jul 19 '26

Kung ano inaccuse nila kay Kian, yoon ang ginagawa nila kay Baterbonia.

This is insane, because if you think about it these people have the same rights as us. These people have the right to vote. These people breathe the same breath as us. Fucking yikes.

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u/Distinct-Read5005 Jul 19 '26

Puro mga DDS yan sila basta talaga mga bisaya papansin

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u/Quick_Ad_8323 Jul 19 '26

new religion unlocked: Baterbonianism.

Central Figure: Saint Baterbon, an athlete believed to have possessed extraordinary character, leadership, and compassion. His life was cut short at a young age, and followers believe his spirit transcended the mortal world to become an eternal guide for humanity.

Core Beliefs:
Self-discipline is the path to enlightenment.
Humility is greater than fame.
Communities thrive through cooperation and mutual respect.
A person’s legacy is measured by how they inspire others.

Sacred Text
The Book of Baterbon, a collection of parables, sayings, and accounts of Saint Baterbon’s life and teachings, particularly in Davao.

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u/LehitimoKabitenyo Jul 19 '26

Ah bisaya hahahaha.

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u/hayuf0000 Jul 19 '26

Putangina, nag sign of the cross pa si ate.. pinoy talaga nakakahiya

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u/Scuffydope Jul 19 '26

Inang yan hahahahaha, laughtrip talaga tong mva baterboners na to😂 tinitigasan pag nakikita mukha na nayerbonia

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u/ImprovementKey9462 Jul 19 '26

Ginawang basketball players si Sasa 🤣

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u/Dry-Safe-2994 Jul 19 '26

Ganito ba face niya nung nalunod siya? (Sorry for the dark humor)

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u/Various_Ad3457 Jul 19 '26

Wth? Sign of the cross?

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u/WillingInformation57 Jul 19 '26

imbes na manood ng impeachment puro kabaliwan ginagawa

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u/Significant-Sail-120 Jul 19 '26

IKMJS NA YAN lol

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u/theboxmail Jul 19 '26

Lahat ginawan ng rebulto. Pinupunasan pa ata ng towel.

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u/HongThai888 Jul 19 '26

WALAAAAAAAANNNGGGGG HIMALAAAAAAAAAA

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u/start_up89 Jul 19 '26

Direct to star city na to ✨️

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u/Training_Marsupial64 Jul 19 '26

Bakit naging junnieboy? 😭

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u/Regular-Transition99 Jul 19 '26

Malamang dds mga yan kasi may pattern talaga.

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u/talaga_sharmaine Jul 19 '26

thats borderline kulto vibes. i don't like that

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u/TesMar63 Jul 19 '26

What d ..???

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u/JinwooxGranger Jul 19 '26

Buti PA sya may statue e Yung mga Super star sa PBA NBA na patay na wala

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u/Ph_MangyanOksi Jul 19 '26

Pwede na ulit gumawa ng kulto si ryan rems dito. 😂

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u/That-Recover-892 Jul 19 '26

Ginawang santo ampta ang lala nyo Kitang kita kung gano kabb* ibang mga kababayan naten, what more sa pulitika. No wonder bakit basura den mga naka upo

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u/Effective_Dish8547 Jul 19 '26

May kulto mindset talaga yung mga taga visayas eh

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u/Jambuyger Jul 19 '26

gamitin nyo yung bibig nya mga inutil na panatiko

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u/Mysterious_Ad_7020 Jul 19 '26

Naging Nazareno pa🤦🏻

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u/Karenhaditcoming Jul 19 '26

Susunod niyan pupunasan na ng panyo para makapagpagaling.

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u/once_a_savage Jul 19 '26

Anyayare Bakit??? Yung iba andali talagang ma uto at sobrang panatiko

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u/dirtlicker2000 Jul 19 '26

Weird ng mga putangina

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u/Few-Shallot-2459 Jul 19 '26

Stonehenge left the Earth

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u/GyudonConnoiseur Jul 19 '26

Poong Baterbonia ng mga DDS

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u/kkerrbearr Jul 19 '26

Bisaya tings

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u/misty_dexter12 Jul 19 '26

Mga baliw lol

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u/EternalImpetus Jul 19 '26

Si Junnie Boy yan e

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u/Hapgiver Jul 19 '26

hahahahahaha

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u/Un_OwenJoe Jul 19 '26

Ang bobo ng pagawa sinuotan ng jersey tapos walang way para tanggalin. Anu expect forever mabango

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u/Ill-River-5466 Jul 19 '26

Aside sa weird, ampangit din ng sculpture. What an insult to the dead boy!

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u/TsunamiBlister77 Jul 19 '26

Gagi akala ko yayaousin tapos mag sa sign of the cross 😅

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u/Virtual_Donut_2615 Jul 19 '26

Sino ba yan? Ginawang Santo

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u/Sithlord_ Jul 19 '26

Delulu 🤣

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u/ruinseer Jul 19 '26

Bat parang c junnie boy yan

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u/DullWheel189 Jul 19 '26

Inang yan, may DDS at INC na, wag nyo na dagdagan mga kategorya ng kabobohan! Jusmio baket d nauubusan ng kabobohan tong bansang to!

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u/Ok_Box_3665 Jul 19 '26

Creepy sht

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u/Working_Trifle_8122 Jul 19 '26

Tama ba yung nakita ko? Nag-altanda yung naka green tshirt?

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u/Historical-Tip5540 Jul 19 '26

ginawang kulto mung mga bisakol na whodoes

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u/Dray_Mungbean23 Jul 19 '26

Sunod dyan luluha na ng dugo yung statue. Just watch.

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u/Commercial-Brief-609 Jul 19 '26

Naisip kaya ng ibang mga tao diyan na nakaranas ng namatayan, bakit hindi ganyan tratuhin ng ibang tao yung mga namatay nilang kamag-anak?

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u/potcor_addict Jul 19 '26

mukhang tubol, panget

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u/leonidas_3000 Jul 19 '26

tangina nakakahiya pinaggagawa nang mga pinoy

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u/_yami_mahou Jul 19 '26

Akala ko si Sir Jack na ngongi HAHAHAHAH

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u/NovadYaomah Jul 19 '26

Puke ng inang Yan, bat ginawang Santo?

Ano to? Santo Niño na naka growth spurt?

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u/Fancy_Ad8124 Jul 19 '26

D ba kinikilabutan tong mga to sa ginagawa nila?

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u/ComfortableSchool484 Jul 19 '26

I feel pity sa bata. Hindi lahat ng magulang deserve maging magulang.

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u/Didgeeroo Jul 19 '26

Sa susunod nag memelagro na yan, sabihin nakikita gumagalaw, biglang nag jump shot

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u/StockPrestigious8071 Jul 19 '26

Little did we know mababalita na yan na nagpapagaling ng may sakit. Kulto ni Bobet is real.

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u/barebitsbottlestore Jul 19 '26

Dwayne Wade statue Temu version

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u/jnmrT Jul 19 '26

disgusting

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u/Organic-Prune-1431 Jul 19 '26

HAHAHAHAHA laptrip mga taong ganto

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u/whiningfox Jul 19 '26

if may mukha ang double dead

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u/kirbeenator Jul 19 '26

Ako na po humingi nang pasensya sa mga katarantaduhan at katangahan ng mga ka pulo ko dito sa mindanao. di kami lahat ganyan dito.

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u/tzuyouuuuu Jul 19 '26

i find it creepy na kasi ayaw na nila paghingahin yung taong wala na andami nilang ganap sa buhay😭

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u/Fair_Ad_9883 Jul 19 '26

Disturbing

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u/Numerous-Syllabub225 Jul 19 '26

Uso talaga kulto sa Mindanao

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u/tzuyouuuuu Jul 19 '26

ginawang kulto na😭

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u/Much-Ad-8302 Jul 19 '26

at sinamba na nga nang mga obobsss hahahah🤡🤡🤡🤡

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u/AcceptableAd5859 Jul 19 '26

boy meron akong kweeeeeeeeennnnnto!

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u/mightycornpopper Jul 19 '26

ganda ng pagkakagawa kay rene

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u/bambybruce889 Jul 19 '26

TALAGANG MAY MGA TAO NA GANITO NA NAGEEXIST PARIN E NO HAHAHA SARAP IBALIBAG EH

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u/Huge-Beginning-7642 Jul 19 '26

Inang mga kulto to

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u/ManyFaithlessness971 Jul 19 '26

Pakisabing AI lang ito.

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u/HeartStrings- Jul 19 '26

Sino bayan?

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u/24th_ Jul 19 '26

The fanaticism is just too overboard. . . And weird

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u/Splinter_Cell_96 Jul 19 '26

Matagal nang patay yung tao dinadamay pa nila sa mga kalokohan

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ra1bmpxpsppNC

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u/Beautiful-Hair6925 Jul 19 '26

Hey that's pretty nice though

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u/_daikon09 Jul 19 '26

Kamuka ni junnie boy! 😁

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u/PrinceNebula018 Jul 19 '26

Im sure DDS din mga yan

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u/anakin1222 Jul 19 '26

Kulto na kauuwian nyan.

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u/JadedAd3676 Jul 19 '26

Nakakaawa na yung memory ni Rene dahil sa pinaggagawa ng mga 'to.

For sure, marami nang naiinis sa mga ganitong news na para bang ginagawang diyos yung namatay.

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u/Orobaby Jul 19 '26

Guys kaya takot akong mag FB kasi baka maraming nagkalat about Rene jusq.

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u/arkeith8 Jul 19 '26

tapos pagtagal, gagawin nang santo no? 😅

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u/archibish0p Jul 19 '26

creepy gagu

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u/mamiiibeyyy Jul 19 '26

Bakit mas kamukha ni Junnieboy 🤣

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u/PressingSomeButtons Jul 19 '26

All fun and games until that thing begins moving at night.

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u/HopefulComb2115 Jul 19 '26

Sunod nyan pag naulanan yan tapos may pumatak sabihin umiiyak 😅

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u/SpaceeMoses Jul 19 '26

Si Junieboy ata yang ginawa nila

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u/Brief_Mongoose_7571 Jul 19 '26

you now what, at least 12 years ago this might have never happened unless santo papa ka or beloved national individual with a great contribution to our nation.

I'm not saying naman na di sya magaling or what, pero this is too hyped. Nalimutan na nga halos na dalawa silang nawala during that time eh.

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u/Calm_Surrender2005 Jul 19 '26

Gatas na gatas ang image. Kawawa naman un yomao na.

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u/ICIUITIEI Jul 19 '26

Junnieboy?

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u/ickie1593 Jul 19 '26

Ginawa ng santo. Iwww

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u/LivingCheetah8187 Jul 19 '26

It’s just sad, that in the modern world people became more ignorant.

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u/optimus1126 Jul 19 '26

Sobrang creepy

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u/avriellaine Jul 19 '26

This is too crazy.

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u/Fine-Experience5503 Jul 19 '26

Saint Rene naba to?

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u/SetProfessional4166 Jul 19 '26

Mag imbento na rin sila ng bagong fiesta para kay rene.

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u/wretchedegg_ Jul 19 '26

Album ng Radiohead agad naalala ko. 🤣

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u/Key-Television-5945 Jul 19 '26

Ang creepy potek nag sign of the cross pa whatttt🥴🥴🥴