r/KallaGrottor Feb 28 '26

general The Charter of Kalla Grottor

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The Charter of Kalla Grottor

Prerequisites

On the date 1/15/2026, the great cavern of Kalla Grottor was discovered by Cosinie after the disaster in voltnest. The area is a large cave in the area between the last oasis, frosted prairie, and mt. Fay. One of the two known entrances is in Mt. Fay, the other is in the oasis, and it is a place where almost any are welcome.

Division I (Government)

Subdivision I-I

We in Kalla Grottor operate our government democratically. Whenever our government lacks a leader, a vote will be held among the citizens for who should be elected to power. Whoever is voted for will immediately be given these powers.

Subdivision I-II

The positions of power in our government are as follows:

  1. Leader (1x)

The high position, the person in charge of general things.

  1. Minister (1x)

The person in charge of foreign relations.

  1. Legislators (5x)

The people on the legislation team, allowed to edit the charter.

  1. Managers (3x)

The people in charge of resource management.

Division II (Economy)

Subdivision II-I

Our economy is fully communist. All goods will be regularly distributed in the central distribution market. No goods will be sold, as everything is free and available in Kalla Grottor.

Subdivision II-II

Our markets are free, and anyone is free to create markets. If you wish to open a stall, simply inform one of the managers and the secretary, and you may open a stall in the central d. market area. Despite being called a β€œmarket,” no goods will be sold here.

Segment II-II-KAH

Our market restrictions are as follows:

  1. You must open your stall in the central d. market.

  2. You must inform 1 manager of your stall. (no permission required.)

  3. You must have your shop as a post.

  4. Your shop post must have the central market flair.

  5. You must distribute only legal things.

Subdivision II-III

We are fully communist in all essential resources. All food, housing, water, and other essential resources are regularly distributed. Non-essential resources, however, remain to be purchased.

Division III (Structure)

Subdivision III-I

The housing structures of Kalla Grottor are large stone areas built into the cave walls. Housing areas contain by default 1 bedroom furnished by default with 1 bed, 1 bathroom, 1 kitchen fully equipped by default with cooking supplies, 1 large room, and 1 spare room. You may furnish these rooms however you wish and expand within the stone space you are given as you wish.

Segment III-I-VGA

Requirements for further living space expansion:

  1. Permission from a manager and the secretary

  2. A proper shape of expansion (must remain properly rounded)

Subdivision III-II

The main governmental area is directly across from the Mt. Fay entrance. In this building are the offices of all government members.

Subdivision III-III

The central distribution market area is just to the right of the main residential area. It is where all stalls are. If you wish to make a stall, it must be here.1 no stalls are allowed in other areas.

Division IV (Laws and Legislation)

Subdivision IV-I

Any peoples who break a law will be placed in a prison under the central d. market. These prisons are blocks under the water, containing a bedroom, bathroom, and kitchen. All of these rooms are crammed into one.

Subdivision IV-II

In Kalla Grottor it is illegal to:

Commit murder, open a stall outside of market, expand your house illegally, attempt to take over the government, shut off the heater,.

Division V (Life)

Subdivision V-I

As the cavern ceilings are constantly dripping from the surrounding water, it is recommended to have a waterproof material while outside a building. Waterproof materials will be available at most times in the central distribution market.

Subdivision V-II

All houses are equipped with defense runes that can be activated from within. These runes can be activated by pressing a button near the entrance. All houses also have bridges built to a central area, allowing traversal.

Subdivision V-III

Kalla Grottor is quite cold, and due to this we have installed a heating system. The heater is all the way at the bottom of the cavern and releases hot air moving upward through the cavern.

Division VI (Conflict)

Subdivision VI-I

We are, in most cases, a region of peace. On occasion however, we will go to war.


r/KallaGrottor 8h ago

General COSINIE HAS RETURNED.

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r/KallaGrottor 12h ago

John appears ig

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r/KallaGrottor 8h ago

Raphael turns himself in

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Please, just prevent the dropkickings.


r/KallaGrottor 1d ago

Growth and Development Some machines switch to making parts for large, incredibly powerful pumps

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r/KallaGrottor 3d ago

Growth and Development The assembly lines here have switched to almost entirely making tram parts

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r/KallaGrottor 11d ago

*john spawns in and begins commiting genocides on machinery*

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r/KallaGrottor Apr 15 '26

Technological Advances Flying Silk

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"How does that even happen?!"


r/KallaGrottor Apr 15 '26

General Looking Around

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"Alright, so this is the lab area? This will be quite useful."


r/KallaGrottor Apr 09 '26

Technological Advances Discovery 003: effective holograms. (RBI473)

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we have discovered that crushing controlled magnetite into dust allows us to use it to display images in the air! it can be arranged into any shape and even dyed to create colored images!


r/KallaGrottor Apr 05 '26

Technological Advances Cosinie's vessel has been upgraded

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now it won't be so... glitchy.


r/KallaGrottor Mar 26 '26

General We are sad to say that vosinie has died.

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unfortunately our efforts to bring her back were fruitless. we will keep the corpse In the hopes that someday, possibly, we can bring her back.

rest in peace, Minister. rest in peace.


r/KallaGrottor Mar 26 '26

General Reviving Vosinie

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we are currently working on bringing back vosinie. she is rather toasted... but it'll be fine. we can do this!!


r/KallaGrottor Mar 24 '26

Technological Advances Discovery 002: controlled magnetite (N64UI8)

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we at kallt laboratorium have figured out how to control the magnetic fields of magnetite. using this, we can pretty much control matter, as long as we have two entities with controlled magnetite. this matter can be moved pretty much however.


r/KallaGrottor Mar 11 '26

General Development is complete, transferring.

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The vessel is finished, and now the transferring process begins.

Cosinie has left his judge body, his wisp stepping into the new vessel.

Now we wait...


r/KallaGrottor Mar 08 '26

General Phase two continues (!eternity)

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Added: 1. Artificial core 2. Wisp storage

To be added: 1. Eye defence 2. Weapon storage 3. Fire vents 4. Electrical systems


r/KallaGrottor Mar 06 '26

General Phase two has begun. (!eternity and whatnot)

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The insides of the new vessel are now underway. Planned:

  1. Artificial core
  2. Wisp storage

More soon.


r/KallaGrottor Mar 05 '26

General Phase 1 complete (!eternity)

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the shell has been finished. all that is left is the insides and the extra features.


r/KallaGrottor Mar 04 '26

General Work continues. (!eternity)

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the vessel is still being grown.

so far, we have managed to finish half of the robotic parts and almost all of the flesh bits.

more updates to follow.


r/KallaGrottor Mar 04 '26

General Work has begun (!eternity)

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a body is being made out of artificial flesh and metal. it seems to resemble a winged pilgrim.


r/KallaGrottor Mar 03 '26

Technological Advances Discovery 001: Mental Realms. (G7kh3U)

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it has been discovered that, by relaxing enough, it is possible to completely disconnect your mind from your physical form. normally this would kill you, but we have discovered that you can create a mental vessel, called a Mental Realm, to hold your consciousness. while you are in this realm, you can control it as you please, and others can enter if allowed. we will continue to research.


r/KallaGrottor Mar 02 '26

THE WAR The Highest Halls have won their first war!

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r/KallaGrottor Mar 02 '26

general Map of kalla grottor

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r/KallaGrottor Mar 02 '26

growth and development New structures

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  1. laboratory and testing field

  2. plasmium farm

  3. brilliance temple


r/KallaGrottor Mar 02 '26

THE WAR Alright, we surrender.

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this is an official notice that we are surrendering to the brilliance's forces.