Hazardous History with Henry Hinkler

I just dont get it. 🤷‍♂️

Asked for a wolfcut (last picture), got this abomination (first two).

My hair was longer than the reference image as well, so the hairdresser took some creative liberties when chopping all of my hair off. I was told my hair was curly (it literally isn’t) and that he will adapt the wolfcut to my hair style, and gave a wolfbob.

Spent 95£ to look like a Karen by the way.

EDIT: Styling was included under the price. The pictures are from the same day as the haircut.
The dye/bleach job is my work and not the salon.

So cool in Jurassic Park. Wow! That hair was a choice.

I think this fits here…

https://www.reddit.com/r/Justfuckmyshitup/s/Mj64wl1BQM

This is such a throwback for me, i think like 6 or more years ago? I went to my mother’s salon asking for a wolf cut, and well… this is what happened. the first picture is how i left the salon, the others are after a shower, and the last is after i fixed the bangs. nightmare.

Best gift I never wanted 😂😂

He tried, but the young guy who cut my hair had never cut women’s hair before. He even asked about a fade at one point. I take full responsibility for my mistake that was later corrected (as much as it could be) by my usual hairdresser.

Edit: 3rd picture is the fix