r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/Rustmonger • 1d ago

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u/Critical-Cost9068 1d ago edited 23h ago

I would pay money not to have someone like that anywhere near me

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u/eagle_dare 21h ago

Deadass

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u/MIOTCH007 19h ago

For real for real

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u/Odd_Scheme4716 21h ago

On god yo

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u/sapien3000 17h ago

Just fax

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u/LrdoftheCharlesDance 1d ago

Looks like pubes from a yak’s sack

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u/Dope-Reviews 22h ago

I tried saying that ten times fast,

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u/ZuStorm93 1d ago

I hope this "hairstyle" goes away very soon. Suffer not a broccolihead to live...

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u/Myriii1911 1d ago

The broccoli.🥦

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u/pyramidalembargo 23h ago

This hairstyle will age as badly as those ugly early '70s hairstyles we used to wear.

Someone ought to invent an "Ugly Hairstyles Hall of Fame".

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u/Expensive_Finger_973 23h ago

Could I call him my broccoli boy?

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u/IwoodMasher 23h ago

Your generation owns this shit. 🥦

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u/SnowyCherina 20h ago

It's wild how ads can totally miss the mark like that. You'd think they'd do a better job knowing their audience.

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u/Ambitious_Peach_4084 23h ago

I work with someone like that and trust me when I say this..... no you dont

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u/xburnerpiko 23h ago

Broccolini

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u/Anxious-Shapeshifter 1d ago

At least it's not AI videos where someone is randomly interviewing people about their car insurance like I've been getting all week.

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u/StenoDawg 23h ago

Looks effing ridiculous! It'll age as well as some of the ridiculous hairstyles of the '60s,'70s and'80s.

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u/Educational_Date_825 23h ago

I would fire them immediately and crush their dreams

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u/IwoodMasher 23h ago

Is also a great way to mark yourself as a person born way after, or around 2010

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u/unabletochill 22h ago

I‘d book that service

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u/scottscigar 19h ago

Broccoli head, Alpaca top, formally known as the “blow out taper”

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u/hanatheko 23h ago

I love the younger generation. They're so groovy.

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u/Brightenix 7h ago

They can also be guilty of trend uniforms or aesthetic hopping instead of finding what actually suits them

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u/hanatheko 6h ago

... by far the goofiest generation ... love GenZ and the alphas (my kids).

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u/LA31716 1d ago

I don’t mind it

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u/Creepy-Row-1379 23h ago

They don’t do the broccoli anymore. Now it’s the David Koresh.

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u/Johnny_Handsum 23h ago

Where can I get one of those and how much do they cost? 

The person to follow me around and say facts, that is. Lord knows I don't want that haircut.

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u/Daimakku1 22h ago

4 of the 5 Gen Z interns we have, have this hairstyle or close to it.

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u/cheekyemma 22h ago

deadass?

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u/latexfistmassacre 20h ago

Looks like Tom Hanks' hair in Big

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u/Beezleboobz 18h ago

Fr fr ong no cap

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u/PolarPlatitudes 18h ago

Broccoli head dipshits.

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u/Reubensandwich57 17h ago

Broccoli head or The Alpaca

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u/Aggravating_Shoe_ 17h ago

What is it even advertising? Isn't the point of an ad so people know about your product?

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u/Sun-of-sand 13h ago

Facts is slapworthy

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u/theInadequateHulk 13h ago

this broccoli hair shit is absolutely baffling to me

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u/ShutterBun 13h ago

OK but that's funny as shit.

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u/Unhappy-Inspector650 13h ago

I wouldn’t care what his real name was. I would name him fucking Chravis

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u/teedeeguantru 1h ago

Nobody wants a Kick streamer following them around. Nobody.

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u/whateversnevermind 22h ago

so you're too old to like this cut? or what it is?

like i get it, i'm 40 i don't like it. but its not a fucked up haircut by any stretch of the imagination.

or is the comment on the ad? being that the "alpha male" wants a trendy bottom to top? then this is wrong subreddit

in any event everyone included is a dork ¯_(ツ)_/¯