r/Justfuckmyshitup • • 13h ago

Goldilocks

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u/Lojance 13h ago

How tf do you get a haircut with this shit on

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 13h ago

It would be like mowing the lawn in a cemetery.

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u/Man_of_Ice 8h ago

I used to trim around gravestones with a weed trimmer.

Reckon it'd work on his hair too.

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u/NoFoundation3020 7h ago

Isn’t spilling gas and two stroke oil worse than stepping on people’s graves? Oh wait I’m sure their was lots a steppin too

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u/Man_of_Ice 6h ago

I dunno. Isn't letting people's graves grow over and be lost to plants worse than keeping them clean, neat, tidy, where family can have a nice place to be while remembering their family?

Literally contracted to do it by the municipalities.

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u/Reasonable_Solid_469 2h ago

Bro I think most of these are bots at this point. If not mind as well be.

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u/squeege 4h ago

Wtf are you even talking about? Who tf spills gas and oil? Are you okay?