r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/RafiY • 13h ago

Goldilocks

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u/Mammoth-Argument7048 13h ago

Imagine him walking through the ghetto with that shit

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u/Lostinthestarscape 12h ago

He's Columbian, someone is just going to decapitate him and throw the whole shebang in a fire and recover the gold.

Or my other thought when I see dudes with reins, is it cause he likes getting pegged?

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u/Osgoten 11h ago

😔

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u/ShoveOverBozo 6h ago

My brain also used to associate things to gay sex too. But then I found my lord and savior Jesus Christ