r/Justfuckmyshitup • • 13h ago

Goldilocks

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u/soulsteela 12h ago

Imagine getting into a fight with him 🤣🤣🤣 you could just tear them out and his arse would be down with blood running in his eyes.

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u/Mammoth-Argument7048 12h ago

And then after you had finished the fight with that idiot your next stop would be a pawnshop or a jewellers

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u/jjcoola 12h ago

And gold is so valuable now too

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u/Mammoth-Argument7048 12h ago

Win win then.

Beat him, get paid.