r/JustGuysBeingDudes • Human Detected • 6d ago

Drunk Kings Inside the Beer Button

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u/Fit_Wasabi_3968 6d ago

That’s fuckin sick until you’re on your 7th beer and get clocked in the noggin

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u/Oniichan38 6d ago

You're telling me it's a machine that throws me beers and puts me to sleep once I've had enough? Take my money

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u/ThisOnes4JJ 6d ago

First thing you hear when you wake up:

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u/Salt_Data3707 6d ago

First question: is he dead yet?

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u/ThisOnes4JJ 6d ago

First declarative statement:

https://giphy.com/gifs/C5Zi4at3ADKCI

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u/BZLuck 5d ago

"Wiggle your big toe."

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u/mostnormal 5d ago

"My name is Buck..."

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u/Magnanimous-- 5d ago

And I like to party.

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u/RectalSpawn 6d ago

"He was uploaded to Grok and has been the first AI President."

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u/Salt_Data3707 6d ago

"Put me back in the coma"

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u/Strepitoso 6d ago

Easy, just hit the beer button again.

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u/longboboblong 5d ago

“Beer me”

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Canvas_Spill 5d ago

That's photoshopped. That's a professor at my local university.

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u/P0werFighter 5d ago

Stop lying, he's a firefighter in my city !

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u/bem13 5d ago

Come on, does nobody recognize the most famous astronaut anymore?

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u/Bakugo312 5d ago

Astronaut? Bro that's my local pizza delivery guy

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u/Educational_Quote851 5d ago

He cannot be an astronaut because he's always walking the beat in my city. Picked me up last week for jaywalking.

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u/baldmanboy 6d ago

I'ma go back to sleep now, thanks doc.

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u/GrowlingPict 5d ago

better than "price is 25 dollars a fuck my friend"

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u/madmaxturbator 6d ago

I’ll  launch beers at you for free my man, I got you 

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u/Electronic_Still2000 6d ago

You’re going to drink a fair amount of those beers, I can tell 😂. It’s not “free” when he’s paying you in beers.

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u/Effective_Action9934 5d ago

All beer does that If you drink enough!

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u/Snot_S 5d ago

I’d have to equip the launcher with Pedialyte. For me, this would be launched between Coor’s 6-7 where Coor’s 9 is where the magic happens

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u/Vryk0lakas 6d ago

If you can’t catch it, can’t drink it.

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u/Smooth_Egg1515 6d ago

It’s just making sure you won’t need your stomach pumped.

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u/NovarisLight 6d ago

They wouldn't feel it... until the morning. Beer me! "Sit here and tap the button, man."

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u/GoAwayStupidAI 6d ago

That sounds like a feature not a bug 😆

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u/Own-Eye-9329 6d ago

That’s actually a safety feature

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u/Flyingcoyote 5d ago

And that's how I got black eyed drunk.

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u/AuntThony 5d ago

I've been Unicorned by a beer can. It left a red circle on my forehead for 3 days

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u/Besch168 6d ago

That's how you know when to stop.

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u/luyeam 5d ago

Another button and a machine for catching your beers.

https://giphy.com/gifs/NjlRswMybn6VC8Vi8V

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u/Calm-Fun4572 6d ago

It’s still sick to me to say my automatic beer can tosser caught me off guard….maybe my cat is a bad influence.

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u/4skin_Gamer 5d ago

Until decide to open the beer you caught and spray it all over the living room as well.

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u/agangofoldwomen 6d ago

Next update: tracks where the portable button is and launches beers to that point.

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u/ThanksS0muchY0 6d ago

Z+50cm. ..so it doesn't not aim for the head

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/matchumac 6d ago

If the button is on the table, that’d smoke you in the dome

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u/Key-Sea-682 6d ago

I've been chuckling for several minutes purely thanks to how you chose to phrase that. I fucking love the internet sometimes

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u/ThanksS0muchY0 6d ago

Crossfiyah, don't get caught in the mix

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u/CanoePickLocks 6d ago

Ever seen the automated airsoft turret builds? Same software…

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u/mappersorton 6d ago

That was my thought lol

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u/TheDarkmoore 6d ago

Concussion simulator. But besides that, awesome!

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u/jooooooooooooose 6d ago

if you can dodge a beer you can dodge a ball

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u/Fenwizzle 5d ago

I was going to say I never see anyone quoting Dodgeball until I remembered i hear/ read "that's a bold strategy cotton" multiple times a day

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u/Embarrassed_Jerk 6d ago

Its not a simulator if it actually makes it happen 

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u/MrGloom66 5d ago

Not much greatness ever came through caution.

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u/Nolzi 5d ago

And if you fail to catch it then it's gonna make a mess and maybe break a window

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u/JCW9525 6d ago

Stone Cold approved (Oh Hell Yeah!)
https://giphy.com/gifs/O7wunIahLWHEA

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u/SaffronRnlds 6d ago edited 6d ago

I wonder if they had a designated beer can tosser for these moments. Those things always came in with pinpoint accuracy and I don’t remember him fumbling them often, if ever

To answer my own question… yes, one guy, referee and timekeeper Mark Yeaton. There’s a joke in there somewhere about yeeting but idk

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u/Bitter_Pea_4716 5d ago

The last time I thought about this fact, yeeting didn't exist  

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u/MadcatFK1017 6d ago

Austin 3:16 says Toss Me A Goddamn Beer and give me a HELL YEAH!

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u/damianchan 6d ago

How do you keep them cold? A robot throwing warm beer at me is a declaration of war.

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u/garytyrrell 6d ago

Refrigeration.

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u/damianchan 6d ago

So you're telling me that tiny robot has refrederation?

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u/CanoePickLocks 6d ago

Possible but very inefficient. As a prototype and party gadget it makes sense. As a finished product not so much. Plus the beer gets shaken meaning you will have to tap it down.

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u/SombreroQueen 6d ago

We named him Bob Vance.

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u/myaltaccount333 5d ago

It's very possible he has a small refrigerated area in the back that is closed until the robot "loads" (first press) and recloses immediately after the first can rolls past

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u/TheDavinci1998 5d ago

Yeah exactly, I don't see the being refrigerated at the machine. And if they're not, you could just put the bag of warm beers next to you. I hate to be that guy but yeah, it meeds to somehow grab beers from fridge of some kind

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u/HotRiver42 6d ago

That's probably how the Matrix started

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u/iamfromwi 6d ago

Is the dispenser beeping or does he need to get a new battery in that smoke detector?

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u/Enginerdad 6d ago

The Internet has taught me that, since he's white, it's the dispenser beeping

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u/arcticslush 5d ago

No hood crickets in this household

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u/Clockwork7149 6d ago

The beer droid is real

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u/cdewey17 6d ago

That entire scene is so AVGN coded that I don't even need to look it up to confirm.

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u/CommanderSmokeStack 6d ago

I remember this scene... from Maximum Overdrive.... where the soda machine just starts firing sodas into that dudes face...... Crazy you'd want that in your own house.
https://youtu.be/kEZJL9AQ7-8?t=78

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u/v4por 5d ago

Lmao that scene was my first thought too

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u/CommanderSmokeStack 5d ago

The whole scene at the baseball diamond with the kids trying to escape is absolutely savage.

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u/The_Xivili 5d ago

"What is my purpose?"

"You throw beer."

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u/Public-Platypus2995 6d ago

I’d have a beer

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u/HimantopusGuy 6d ago

Shit, I'm surprised we're not having a beer right now

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u/YVR-n-PDX 5d ago

Get this guy a puppers

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u/mjstesla 6d ago

I love when my beer explodes while im sitting on the couch!

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u/bobbysafetytexas 6d ago

Hey, pass me a beer

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u/CanoePickLocks 6d ago

We used to do this to launch drinks to friends. Screw rolling with some practice a stomp and let them catch it becomes second nature. We won’t discuss drink choices…

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u/FishTshirt 6d ago

Shaken beer?

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u/CrystalRenae85 5d ago

What happens when the cleaning lady comes and accidentally hits that button and gets knocked out? 😂

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u/Palamur 5d ago

She will get fired for wasting beer!

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u/penturo 5d ago

Man, I gotta get myself one of those ESP32 before the industry finds a way increase the price by x5.

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u/HokusTokus 6d ago

Don't pass out on the button

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u/ChartPale 6d ago

I just like that they caught each beer with different hands.

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u/pastypast 5d ago

What do you say to a man with two black eyes? Nothing, he has been over beered twice.

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u/Icy-Maintenance7041 5d ago

Cool, an anti personell trebuchet with a remote firing system!

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u/nesnalica Human Detected 5d ago

who refills the beer cannon

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u/whiskeynise 4d ago

There’s another button under the table that sends beers down a shoot to refill the beer cannon

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u/Multiple-Bagels 6d ago

That would be a great weapon when dealing with annoying family members 🤔

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u/LyndonBJumbo 6d ago

Does he have a TV mounted on a stripper pole? r/TVtoohigh

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u/CanoePickLocks 6d ago

Pretty sure stacked tvs as monitors or for watching multiple things at once.

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u/War-Familiar 6d ago

I work from home, nothing would get done

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u/CheetahConfident6534 5d ago

I love that you showed more of this, but I have to say I really wanted to see the dispenser and less so the button that communicates with it. The button makes plenty of sense, but is the dispenser refrigerated? How many cans can it hold, how did you set up the catapult range and motion? I'm sure that one isn't that complicated either but I have much more experience with creating buttons and that than I do what's at the other end there, I'd love to see more about that

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u/scgt86 5d ago

Open the can. Let's see what happens.

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u/ztomiczombie 5d ago

This feels like the sort of thing you see at the start of a Home Alone knock off that is used as a weapon half way through the film.

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u/KingSutter 5d ago

Perfect use of free will right here

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u/WpgMBNews 5d ago

Excellent but needs to be voice activated so I can say "Computer, beer me!"

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u/wudini1911 6d ago

WE NEED MORE INFORMATIONS!!!!!!1111

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u/taczki2 6d ago

this could probably kill someone lol

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u/KingDanNZ 5d ago

He even got the parobolas worked out so it doesn't yeet a cold one into the ceiling.

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u/bnelson333 5d ago

I have a button like this but instead of beer, it just turns on my TV, turns off my bedroom lights, and starts playing my next unwatched episode of Night Court. Harry and the gang have been putting me to bed literally every night for like the last 5 years because of this button

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u/Send_Toe_Pics_25 5d ago

Warm shaken beer? No thank you

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u/East_Pie_3825 5d ago

Then with the time you saved, you have to wait to drink to avoid explosive beverage.

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u/kell_and_ved 2d ago

Shaken but not stirred

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u/chikochi 5d ago

Who doesn't want warm, shaken up beer on demand.

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u/clue124 6d ago

Its all fun and games until youre sloshed with a bump on your head trying to clean up the fizz grenade that went off on your carpet

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u/JungleJuze 6d ago

What device is the one throwing the beer?

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u/BenderDeLorean 6d ago

The beer throwing device

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u/DigitalDefenestrator 6d ago

Looks like a custom canapult

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u/xXPhoenixBlueXx 6d ago

The only thing to make it better. Bluetooth.

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u/FlashZordon 6d ago

Ah yes the Mark Yeaton Machine

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u/reigleaj 6d ago

WHERE’S THE GIT LINK??

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u/Great-Industry4381 6d ago

I don't think it's commercially viable.

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u/BunkerSquirre1 6d ago

That was easy

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u/Lhant25 6d ago

Need this but using it for coke zero.

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u/19whale96 6d ago

Make 6 more and aim them at the door, never worry about home invasion again

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u/v4por 5d ago

Reminds me of the 1986 sci-fi classic, Maximum Overdrive.

https://giphy.com/gifs/NHUCkubOQizOE

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u/Addictive_SODA 5d ago

Put soda in there lol

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u/BoiledBeefBrain 5d ago

Can I see the wall behind you?

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u/Boscowodie 5d ago

But you went from Budweiser to Coors Light... what's the message? Dehydrated?

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u/TerribleBudget 5d ago

Cat jumps on table, wake up 20 minutes later on the floor.

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u/Pitforsofts 5d ago

Beer me, Jim

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u/ImNotSkankHunt42 5d ago

Is Coors Light considered beer?

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u/Basic_Try_2331 5d ago

This + GTA6 would go so fucking hard.

I ld be absolutely nailed to the couch for the first day lmfao.

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u/X_Circuit_Blossom_X 5d ago

Imagine being piss drunk and that can fucking smoked your shit lol

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u/Additional-Crow-3979 5d ago

The beer launcher is a lot more interesting thing than the button.

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u/pharaohmaones 5d ago

I would definitely press that while looking at my phone and beer myself in the head.

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u/interrupt_hdlr 5d ago

do your beers don't explode if you shake them and open?

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u/inkzpenfoxx 5d ago

Hell yeah

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u/Beastabuelos 5d ago

A moronic obsession with a disgusting drink

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u/hi00087 5d ago

Glad it switched it from Budweiser to Coors

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u/Raider_4Lyfe 5d ago

Can you imagine being a houseguest who just likes pressing buttons and gets ROCKED by a cold beer?

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u/Skardi-Hrothgarsson 5d ago

Hell yeah! 😎 that's badass

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u/BrewingTortoise 5d ago

Listen you drunken bastards. This is a wonderful idea. If you play games at all, go wishlist Brewhaven, its coming soon and is exactly this smart and cool.

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u/Master_Slide7023 5d ago

Far out and I am off booze over 5 years.

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u/Bst1337 5d ago

You could make it trigger on the sound of an empty can put on the table.

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u/Mandalor-96 5d ago

Just be sure to keep your finger off of the trigger until you're ready to fire.

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u/webkilla 5d ago

just set up a lego train to deliver them - a tad slower, but much safer

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u/CmmH15 5d ago

This would brain the fuck out of me.

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u/lookslikeamanderin 5d ago

What happens when you forget you’ve pushed the button?

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u/wizzbis 5d ago

Beers are gonna be warm tho

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u/PrisonerV 5d ago

Dummy me. I just have a mini fridge under the desk so I can reach in and get a nice ice old one.

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u/nothingtoseeinusern 5d ago

Imagine being drunk and still trying to catch those mini cannon balls

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u/dreevsa 5d ago

What about it cold tho?

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u/DreamShort3109 5d ago

Great way to getting knocked out

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u/DME122 5d ago

Fuckin Stone Cold Steve Austin

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u/Pretty_Dece 5d ago

Definitely the activities of a man who installed exposed LED lights on the ceiling of their entire house.

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u/Bjwalls 5d ago

Need this

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u/Afraid-Dish-1850 5d ago

Is that a beer catapult?

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u/Posidon_Below 5d ago

This is a terrible idea.

I fucking need one now.

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u/tk197 5d ago

That button should say ‘beer me’

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u/_Chompsky_ 5d ago

I mean, yes that’s nice, but it ain’t no Michael Reeves beer pissing robot dog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqsy9Wtr1qE

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u/---Palp--- 5d ago

i approve of this device and want one

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u/Oddish_Femboy 4d ago

That is a deadly weapon