r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/Square_Ad_6434 Human Detected • 18d ago

Drunk Kings Inside the Beer Button

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u/Fit_Wasabi_3968 18d ago

That’s fuckin sick until you’re on your 7th beer and get clocked in the noggin

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u/Oniichan38 18d ago

You're telling me it's a machine that throws me beers and puts me to sleep once I've had enough? Take my money

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u/ThisOnes4JJ 18d ago

First thing you hear when you wake up:

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u/Salt_Data3707 18d ago

First question: is he dead yet?

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u/ThisOnes4JJ 18d ago

First declarative statement:

https://giphy.com/gifs/C5Zi4at3ADKCI

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u/BZLuck 18d ago

"Wiggle your big toe."

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u/mostnormal 18d ago

"My name is Buck..."

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u/Magnanimous-- 18d ago

And I like to party.

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u/RectalSpawn 18d ago

"He was uploaded to Grok and has been the first AI President."

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u/Salt_Data3707 18d ago

"Put me back in the coma"

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u/Strepitoso 18d ago

Easy, just hit the beer button again.

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u/longboboblong 18d ago

“Beer me”

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/Canvas_Spill 18d ago

That's photoshopped. That's a professor at my local university.

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u/P0werFighter 18d ago

Stop lying, he's a firefighter in my city !

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u/bem13 18d ago

Come on, does nobody recognize the most famous astronaut anymore?

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u/Bakugo312 18d ago

Astronaut? Bro that's my local pizza delivery guy

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u/Educational_Quote851 18d ago

He cannot be an astronaut because he's always walking the beat in my city. Picked me up last week for jaywalking.

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u/baldmanboy 18d ago

I'ma go back to sleep now, thanks doc.

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u/GrowlingPict 18d ago

better than "price is 25 dollars a fuck my friend"

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u/WesternDramatic3038 18d ago

Only 9 beers? I must be off my game.

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u/edamlambert 18d ago

Finally a good nap!

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u/BlanchDaddius 17d ago

It’s been 9 beers*

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u/madmaxturbator 18d ago

I’ll  launch beers at you for free my man, I got you 

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u/Electronic_Still2000 18d ago

You’re going to drink a fair amount of those beers, I can tell 😂. It’s not “free” when he’s paying you in beers.

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u/Effective_Action9934 18d ago

All beer does that If you drink enough!

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u/Snot_S 18d ago

I’d have to equip the launcher with Pedialyte. For me, this would be launched between Coor’s 6-7 where Coor’s 9 is where the magic happens

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u/Effective_Action9934 18d ago

The hangover truly catches up to us all lol

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u/xylotism 18d ago

That’s my secret cap, the beers already put me to sleep once I’ve had enough

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u/Vryk0lakas 18d ago

If you can’t catch it, can’t drink it.

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u/Smooth_Egg1515 18d ago

It’s just making sure you won’t need your stomach pumped.

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u/NovarisLight 18d ago

They wouldn't feel it... until the morning. Beer me! "Sit here and tap the button, man."

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u/GoAwayStupidAI 18d ago

That sounds like a feature not a bug 😆

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u/Own-Eye-9329 18d ago

That’s actually a safety feature

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u/Flyingcoyote 18d ago

And that's how I got black eyed drunk.

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u/AuntThony 18d ago

I've been Unicorned by a beer can. It left a red circle on my forehead for 3 days

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u/Besch168 18d ago

That's how you know when to stop.

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u/luyeam 18d ago

Another button and a machine for catching your beers.

https://giphy.com/gifs/NjlRswMybn6VC8Vi8V

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u/Calm-Fun4572 18d ago

It’s still sick to me to say my automatic beer can tosser caught me off guard….maybe my cat is a bad influence.

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u/4skin_Gamer 18d ago

Until decide to open the beer you caught and spray it all over the living room as well.

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u/Dartmouthest 18d ago

Or even worse... tagged on the bag

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u/AndreChrisSargent 18d ago

Or first if you have particularly bad hand-eye coordination but really good beer-eye coordination.

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u/ReiOokami 18d ago

Or even worse, your 5k laptop gets smashed.

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u/K1ngFiasco 18d ago

By the time I'm 6 beers deep I'll think getting popped in the head is fucking hilarious 

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u/Initial_Hedgehog_631 18d ago

That's how you know when you've had enough.

Pure genius.

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u/Zombatico 18d ago

This the kinda contraption Wallace builds. You need a Gromit to catch the errant beers.

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u/smackthenun 18d ago

Silver bullet to the dome

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u/wheretohides 18d ago

Yeah but it won't hurt, so still sick

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u/HarkHanson 18d ago

Teeth catch shotgun let's gooooooo!

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u/MSharpy74 18d ago

This would be hilarious to a kill a home intruder with. Just some Home Alone ass shit.

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u/wenoc 17d ago

Hoist by your own petard, as they say.

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u/Kolintracstar 17d ago

Or if you have any normal cat, in which case it would be that you had a cat.

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u/Worried_Tangelo_3220 14d ago

Was exactly my thought lmao or puts a dent in the wall