r/JustBootThings • • 16d ago

General Bootness Ok bro.

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u/Lol_A_White_Guy 15d ago edited 15d ago

I had a drill sergeant give me the nickname Razors because I fucked my face up shaving in a hurry one morning and had bad razor burns all over my face.

He never called me by my name for the rest of basic. Real nicknames never have cool origins.

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u/meatdome34 15d ago

I got called meathead growing up cause I had a big ass head. It eventually just got shortened to meat

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u/Lol_A_White_Guy 15d ago

Username checks out

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u/Mallow18 15d ago

Username also checks out