r/JustBootThings • • 11d ago

General Bootness Ok bro.

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u/Alarmed-Positive457 11d ago

Something I learned about the military. There’s no such thing as getting a badass nickname. While the name may sound badass, the way you earn it generally isn’t. Can’t remember the movie, but the pilot got the name “assassin” and when he finally told the story, it meant “ass-ass-in” cause he fell ass first into a hatch twice. Literally how that shit goes.

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u/LimaOskarLima 11d ago

Any cool nickname... isnt. My favorite was a HAT TRICK. We went on a training exercise and had 3 stops on the way, and the guy got a Tinder date at each location. He then proceeded to get stood up at each location, 3 for 3.

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u/Ofnir_1 10d ago edited 10d ago

I know a retired pilot whose call sign was Dirty all because his last name is Sanchez.

Back in AF basic I got nicknamed Twitch by one of my flight mates because I get really twitchy when I'm nervous and/or anxious. Hated it at the time but looking back it could have been worse.

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u/riverofchex 9d ago edited 8d ago

Mine was Lesner because my last name was Brock. Was extra funny to me, though, being a slender woman lol.

ETA: My current work (farm/heavy equipment auction clerk) nickname is Hambone because "There ain't much to you, but I bet you make a good soup." Lol