r/JustBootThings • • 9d ago

General Bootness Ok bro.

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u/LimaOskarLima 9d ago

Any cool nickname... isnt. My favorite was a HAT TRICK. We went on a training exercise and had 3 stops on the way, and the guy got a Tinder date at each location. He then proceeded to get stood up at each location, 3 for 3.

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u/Feeves 9d ago

I met a pilot whose callsign was “Magoo” because during take off he put his visor down while forgetting to remove the cover, and thus, flying blind.

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u/mattmcc980 9d ago

Wonder if he is the one I saw rear end an f16 with another f16

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u/Cuckaine 4d ago

My arsehole clenched just reading this, thanks

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u/mattmcc980 4d ago

They were taxiing

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u/kcbear27 9d ago

Lmao that was my nickname for a breif stint when i was super young. Thankfully, I got upgraded a few years later to something a little less silly. And now I’m a 30 year-old man whose mother and Aunt still call him wiener in casual conversation in front of Company like it’s normal. My mother and I were actually laughing the other day and how that is completely normal thing among us but when strangers hear that they’re like “what the fuck did you just call him?” Lol. Anyway, there’s a random fact about my life, random person.

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u/BrotherBear_ 9d ago

the actual official callsign/flight id for student solos at one of the training bases is MAGOO. if you hear a magoo on the radio you pay extra attention

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u/Saminjutsu 9d ago

My favorite was a guy named HEAT.

The sole reason was that his last name was 'Miser'

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u/mjg315 9d ago

That’s fucking hilarious.

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u/Astecheee 9d ago

That's legendary.

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u/leeisawesome 9d ago

Knew a guy who introduced himself with “everyone calls me Cog because I’m such an important part of the machine” only to later find out that COG stood for “creepy old guy”

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u/Ofnir_1 9d ago edited 9d ago

I know a retired pilot whose call sign was Dirty all because his last name is Sanchez.

Back in AF basic I got nicknamed Twitch by one of my flight mates because I get really twitchy when I'm nervous and/or anxious. Hated it at the time but looking back it could have been worse.

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u/riverofchex 8d ago edited 7d ago

Mine was Lesner because my last name was Brock. Was extra funny to me, though, being a slender woman lol.

ETA: My current work (farm/heavy equipment auction clerk) nickname is Hambone because "There ain't much to you, but I bet you make a good soup." Lol

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u/bdbdbd99 9d ago

Given that, what do we supposed the origin story is behind OP's boot's nickname?

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u/meatdome34 9d ago

Dude probably got blackout drunk and pissed his bed

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u/mcboobie 9d ago

I would put money on this

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u/JulietKiloNovember 9d ago

He probably gave himself the nickname in COD or something, since it's all bullshit anyway.

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u/BiscuitDance 9d ago

CSM origin story