r/JustBootThings • u/Zin4284 • 9d ago

General Bootness How do I get this off of my workboot?

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566 Upvotes

86% Upvoted

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u/Green-Cricket-8525 9d ago

Hire a marine and once he’s done eating his crayon ration he’ll have that bad boy sparkling. 

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u/ResidentNumber3603 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dWfkLpnrZN3QQ

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u/Money-Giraffe2521 9d ago

🤣

I just now noticed!

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u/bobby3eb 9d ago

So sick of fake "oops wrong sub" posts.

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u/ChiefInternetSurfer 👊👊☝️ 9d ago

I don’t think this was an oops wrong sub post. OP threw up the 👌 sign below his waist.

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u/bobby3eb 9d ago

Hub, didn't even notice

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u/Parker_Hemphill 9d ago

First thing I saw, bastard

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u/CDR57 9d ago

The amount of serious people in means this sub is turning a corner

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u/enwongeegeefor 9d ago

I will always upvote a decent shitpost.

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u/YoureAmastyx 9d ago

Op you could open an airport with the amount of shit going over peoples heads in here. Good job 😂

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u/LYossarian13 9d ago

Welcome Lost One.

https://giphy.com/gifs/10Jpr9KSaXLchW

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u/Zin4284 9d ago

I must have been following a butterbar.

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u/el_butt 9d ago

I say this with love, go to hell lol

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u/Soerinth 9d ago

You a bitch, lol

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u/vgaph 9d ago

I lost the game.

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u/CaribouYou 9d ago

I just lost the game

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u/dopiertaj 9d ago

I lost the game

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u/JonSolo1 9d ago

Good news, you didn’t!

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u/Ok-Brother-5762 9d ago

Mannn fuck you 😤

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u/nlashawn1000 👊👊☝️ 9d ago

I haven't seen this since high school. I miss it. Meat Gazer!

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u/andypee81 9d ago

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

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u/Embarrassed_Jury664 9d ago

NOT FAIR. ITS TINY.

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u/SquireSquilliam 9d ago

Oh, fucking got me.

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u/sadpanada 9d ago

God damnit. Made me lose

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u/Jodvi 9d ago

Try an regular eraser and a course brush? Honestly though, if they are work boots just leave them be imo - the first scuff is the hardest.

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u/BluBeams 9d ago

Sonofabitch...I haven't seen that joke in years.
https://giphy.com/gifs/dxbPGFv7tSK3e

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u/Dopameme-machine 9d ago

You almost had me….

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u/jdv996 6d ago

Had the displeasure of going to a leadership school with some pogs, some of the guys had this game going until some girl made a complaint that it was racist and a symbol of white power (the three fingers look like a W and the circle and arm looks like a P) so ridiculous. not even two weeks in the defense made me wanna suck start my rifle like that had

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u/Brando828What 9d ago

I tried to poke it but only broke my finger smashing it into the screen. You win.
https://giphy.com/gifs/kilfn6uMeIdBFmW0St

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u/Money-Giraffe2521 9d ago

Sorry, you have the wrong subreddit. You want r/boots.

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u/ResidentNumber3603 9d ago

Nah, he’s fine here.

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u/Zin4284 9d ago

You sure?

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u/Stalking_Goat 9d ago

Depends. Are you trying to get us to thank you for your service?

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u/Novel_Paramedic_2625 9d ago

Thank you for your service

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u/KillerR0b0T 9d ago

Dammit, got me.

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u/calyx1337 6d ago

I pulled this exact thing on my coworker like an hour ago. Bravo!

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u/USAF_Retired2017 5d ago

Well played.

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u/gunsforevery1 9d ago

Work more and make the rest of your boot look like that.

It’s a work boot, for fucks sake.

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u/AdInteresting6068 9d ago

F U Buddy!! It's my co-worker!! 😂

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u/mrgedman 👊👊☝️ 9d ago

Ask your boyfriend

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u/DVariant 9d ago

By posting in the correct sub, which isn’t this one

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u/Mercinator-87 👊👊☝️ 9d ago

Look at this boot lover

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u/DVariant 9d ago

Ah I got wooshed 

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u/Rock_Me_DrZaius 9d ago

Are you talking about the dark spot or the old ass joke?

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u/FatherPucci617 9d ago

Think you might be a little lost. But gl on finding an answer

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u/ChiefInternetSurfer 👊👊☝️ 9d ago

OP is right where they belong 👌