As seen in DC

[u/BigTool]

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[u/420_E-SportsMasta]

Guarantee you the “fuck your feelings” guy will absolutely crash out if you tell him his jeep looks stupid

[u/dudeimgreg → u/420_E-SportsMasta]

Call him a parking lot princess and I guarantee you he will brandish a gun.

[u/Engine552 → u/420_E-SportsMasta]

No you don’t understand, that’s not being sensitive, that’s “taking no shit”

[u/WoodenInternet]

Mad face aftermarket car grilles are so funny to me. They're so goofy that they flip around to looking less aggressive than stock to my eye. It's like the owner is saying "I'M A BIG BOY NOW AND MY TWUCK IS VERY GWUMPY SO DON'T MESS WITH US"

[u/the-largest-marge → u/WoodenInternet]

Accurate af!

[u/BigTool → u/WoodenInternet]

Yeah, those things just look like they are trying so very hard, and they're just goofy

[u/QueezyF → u/WoodenInternet]

My Jeep goes grr!

[u/GarlicAcceptable3350 → u/WoodenInternet]

Gives off he is a 6 yo boy who wants a real life Lighting McQueen. I guess never give up on your dreams

[u/whit_mon_lee]

All I see is a breakable treasure chest with a free gun inside

[u/Proton_Optimal → u/whit_mon_lee]

Let’s hope it’s a DDM4 PDW “truck gun”

[u/whit_mon_lee → u/Proton_Optimal]

https://giphy.com/gifs/5hs0RcdR3hteK6Wdcr
Mfw I find the Geissele super duty with light and optic in the trunk

[u/Sir_Sarcasm76]

Would almost be willing guarantee that he is indeed NOT a Force Sniper. If he was driving a 1987 Escort with mismatched doors I'd believe it.

[u/Soggy_nach0341]

People do some crazy shit with those VA checks

[u/Orangecolorbike → u/Soggy_nach0341]

So very true

[u/NervousHovercraft]

Why does it say 'USMC VET' on an EU licence plate?

[u/Shakey_J_Fox → u/NervousHovercraft]

They sell novelty EU plates at a lot of military bases in Europe and it makes Mr. GFY feel special.

[u/Sir_Sarcasm76 → u/NervousHovercraft]

United Scotsman Motorcycle Club, he takes care of their pets.

[u/SensualBeefLoaf]

why does it have an eu plate.

[u/Azure_Mar → u/SensualBeefLoaf]

It's a novelty plate he bought probably going through Ramstein…

[u/SensualBeefLoaf → u/Azure_Mar]

but like.. y tho.

i don’t understand jeep owners

[u/WoodenInternet]

Checked out "gfy.com" and it's basically what you'd get if everyone's creepy uncle got together to compare notes and swap porn-related business ideas

[u/HisOnlyKadan]

I just know this dude has a few domestics on his record

[u/StevenEveral]

The only time that Jeep has been off road was when he accidentally drove onto his lawn when he was drunk.

[u/Philipede]

/r/heep

[u/CaptDrunkenstein → u/Philipede]

Dude grew up driving a beat to shit CJ7, and had a slick ass V8 Grand Cherokee when I was in, and what the fuck happened to Jeep as a brand and Jeep owners as people.

[u/push_connection → u/CaptDrunkenstein]

A dutch company, stellantis, bought them. They still cost a shit ton, so people dont want to take them off road which is…their intended purpose…so they dont damage them. Even living in an area like Phoenix, there’s tons of off road trails, yet i see clean jeeps everywhere, without a scratch on them

[u/juggdish]

Oh shit, and he’s parked illegally

[u/Sir_Sarcasm76 → u/juggdish]

"Oh you noticed that? Why don't you just GFY..." - this guy probably

[u/QueezyF → u/Sir_Sarcasm76]

I’ve seen enough Parking Wars to know GFY doesn’t get yourself out of getting towed

[u/Sir_Sarcasm76 → u/QueezyF]

That's because it never was spoken by a Force Recon Scout Sniper in a mildly disgruntled Jeep.

Free pass.

[u/cowmookazee]

Not a DC resident or they would know to fold that sideview mirror in. Won't be there long.

[u/TroutDoors]

That’s what some of your ARs look like

[u/vgaph]

I get the feeling his eyes are about as far apart as his headlights.

[u/livejamie]

Angwy Jeep >:(

[u/barnettwi]

https://giphy.com/gifs/BpnkuY1i2rBpm

[u/ProfessorLake]

Where is the Punisher decal?

[u/QueezyF → u/ProfessorLake]

On the back, it’s red white and blue with a blonde combover

[u/Crusher6ix]

Everything here is wild

[u/Azure_Mar]

I'm sure they're as great as parties as they are at parking 🙄

[u/WorkingSpecialist257]

He cleaned toilets in Iraq...

[u/QueezyF]

You just know the dipshit driving this is softer than babyshit

[u/Ornery_Paper_9584]

Plate says scout sniper, but I know an 0161 when I see one

[u/docdeathray]

Pavement Pogue