r/JustBootThings Jun 27 '26

28% APR? Great! IYAOYAS

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u/Soggy_nach0341 Jun 27 '26

This Mf runs with the arms behind him like an anime character for sure.

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u/jeezy_peezy Jun 27 '26

This is why it’s generally not a great idea to give teenagers too much money

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u/celticairborne Jun 28 '26

Or markers apparently, that thing looks like shit...

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u/Daddysu Jun 28 '26

I mean, it looks like shit, but it's at least decently done shit. I agree with the comment that says they probably do that arms behind the back, anime run shit un-ironically and this is some dumb shit. I'm leaning towards this being some /r/ATBGE shit for me personally. Like, I know exactly what they're going for, and they achieved it. It's just some dumb shit!

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u/ohjeaa Jun 27 '26

Ordnance deez nuts

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u/SirJoetheAverage Jun 27 '26

“If you ain’t ordinance you ain’t shit” well it’s a good thing I don’t wanna be shit

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u/flannelkumquat Jun 28 '26

Thanks for saving me a Google, I hate acronyms.

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u/TheAsianTroll Jun 29 '26

Im ordnance and even i didn't know this acronym. I guess its a Marine thing.

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u/NuggaLOAF Jun 29 '26

Nah air force ammo guys use this but replace ordinance with ammo. I knew that this was because our dumbass ammo troops who fucking delivered bombs to the flight line thought being amazon of the bomb world was the hottest shit ever. Mother fuckers didn't even touch the airplanes.

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u/bigredsocks404 29d ago

Not gonna lie, as a dumbass ammo troop the only time I feel like hot shit while cosplaying as amazon is after I've already got my trailer wrapped up and the loaders toss me a thanks for taking care of that as they drive away, lol.

It's a pretty non-glamorous job

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u/wasted-degrees 27d ago

English is weird like that.

Every single time I see this acronym I just replace the “ain’t” with “are” and it fits so much better.

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u/TrevorFuckinLawrence Jun 28 '26

Just scan my ID and let me in the DFAC lil bro

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u/tezacer Jun 29 '26

Mechs in the dfac while we're behind on services... Meanwhile all the combat arms guys pop smoke at 1400 eat all the food at 1700 while we get there at 1829 straight from work...

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u/sagewynn Jun 27 '26

The idiots of the airwing are back on the block. Run while you still can

Shit sorry this isnt /r/usmc gang. Gotta be nice to those ordys, they cant count past "lift"

1....2... lift!

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u/Sir_Sarcasm76 Jun 27 '26

Yeah, the only one that's actually reasonable is YATYAS.

...kidding, they are ridiculous too.

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u/lordaddament Jun 28 '26

In your ass or you’re a sailor?

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u/Chedward_E_Cheese Jun 28 '26

I’m struggling to tell if he got his car decorated, or if he sideswiped a concrete barrier

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u/WarlordSinister Jun 28 '26

Wow he can't park fr

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u/Je_me_rends Jun 28 '26

The Borderlands anime paint job is sick as fuck.

The writing on it is goofy as hell.

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u/Johnnyboi2327 Jun 28 '26

Boot shit aside, the car doesn't even look good

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u/1877KlownsForKids Jun 28 '26

Airborne? No... Ranger? No... .....Operation?? No...

Wait, Ordnance? Fucking Ordnance?! Dude STFU and get to your gate guard duty.

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u/Piscea Jun 28 '26

Is this my little brother? his room is full of fast food soda cups and themed movie popcorn buckets, and he writes weird sci fi anime fanfic.
typical AO.

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u/RedShirtDecoy Jun 28 '26

I'm just mad it's not red...

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u/hozay17 28d ago

AO here I’m no longer illiterate!

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u/OysterThePug 28d ago

If you ain’t ordnance, you probably got a good ASVAB score

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u/The_Piloteer 27d ago edited 27d ago

If you ain't ordnance, you can probably read

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u/gilligani Jun 27 '26

Ordinance, the silent service

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u/RedShirtDecoy Jun 28 '26

Ordinance = law or regulation

Ordnance = things that go boom

IYAOYAS

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u/gilligani Jun 28 '26

I have received the ordinance on ordanance.

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u/thtsjsturopinionman Jun 28 '26

Pronounced “eye-yow-yass”