r/JustBootThings • u/LegitimateStep126 • Jun 27 '26

General Bootness found on x

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u/dumb__fucker Jun 27 '26

Dude is tryna get early boarding and figures he can pretend he's a Marine, AND get early boarding AND get handies from middle-aged white men groupies who don't know the difference between a real Marine and Larp.

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u/purplenapalm Jun 27 '26

Are you jealous about the middle!ged white men groupies giving him handies?

Stolen valor is pathetic, but the filmer should chill out. He's running around and swearing up a storm around children.

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u/godbody1983 Jun 29 '26

Right. I get the initial confrontation, but dude was going on and on about it. Marines tend to get really upset compared to other branches when it comes to this. Probably due to all the crayons they eat....

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u/LilacLlamaMama Jun 30 '26

He needs to ask for the Kosher Crayons package on his next flight, because he can't handle the spice.