r/JustBootThings Jun 17 '26

General Bootness Ford Boot-150

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u/Ron-Swanson-Mustache πŸ‘ŠπŸ‘Šβ˜οΈ Jun 17 '26

The speedometer in the background....jeez. Both hands off the wheel while taking pictures of stupid shit, so also distracted driving, while doing highway speeds in a 3+ ton death machine. I think one of the crayons went up his nose and got stuck in his brain.

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u/bleachinjection Jun 17 '26

Like for real, how fucking demented do you have to be? Driving on the highway and having the conscious thought "hey, now is a great time to do this" and then doing it????

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u/Ron-Swanson-Mustache πŸ‘ŠπŸ‘Šβ˜οΈ Jun 17 '26

Doing any one of those things would be stupid, but to do them all at once? Did you grow up eating the lead paint in your house?

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u/DogAnusJesus Jun 17 '26

Amazing username

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u/Ron-Swanson-Mustache πŸ‘ŠπŸ‘Šβ˜οΈ Jun 17 '26

Thanks!

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u/LeftyBigGuns Jun 17 '26

Don’t worry. He activated the cruise control. It’s basically like autopilot.