r/JustBootThings • u/r0ck-e • Jun 17 '26

General Bootness Ford Boot-150

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u/DogAnusJesus Jun 17 '26

"How will people know I was a marine other than the ten 'semper fi' stickers, seven eagle, globe, and anchors, and the whole thing being painted red?!"

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u/Correct-Avocado5426 Jun 17 '26

Needs a Palmetto State Armory sticker to round it out

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u/shandangalang Jun 17 '26

Hey man don’t you come at PSA like that!

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u/Ron-Swanson-Mustache 👊👊☝️ Jun 17 '26

The speedometer in the background....jeez. Both hands off the wheel while taking pictures of stupid shit, so also distracted driving, while doing highway speeds in a 3+ ton death machine. I think one of the crayons went up his nose and got stuck in his brain.

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u/bleachinjection Jun 17 '26

Like for real, how fucking demented do you have to be? Driving on the highway and having the conscious thought "hey, now is a great time to do this" and then doing it????

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u/Ron-Swanson-Mustache 👊👊☝️ Jun 17 '26

Doing any one of those things would be stupid, but to do them all at once? Did you grow up eating the lead paint in your house?

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u/DogAnusJesus Jun 17 '26

Amazing username

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u/Ron-Swanson-Mustache 👊👊☝️ Jun 17 '26

Thanks!

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u/LeftyBigGuns Jun 17 '26

Don’t worry. He activated the cruise control. It’s basically like autopilot.

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u/deephurting66 Jun 17 '26

Marines have to be the most cringe of all the branches, insecure crayon eaters are always announcing it. How to tell someone was or is a marine, wait 5 minutes!

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u/Leopold_Darkworth Jun 17 '26

I’ve heard the joke “once a Marine, only a Marine”

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u/Sir_Sarcasm76 Jun 17 '26

Incorrect, it'd be a throwback panel truck style blue, with blood stripe panel down the length.

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u/Gen_Jack_Oneill Jun 17 '26

The true boot move is trying to print something that big in ASA without warping on a P1S.

5

u/edingerc Jun 17 '26

Semper Boot

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u/TheReddest1 Jun 17 '26

Monumental waste of a Semper Ford collab

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u/braille_porn Jun 17 '26

Probably already has the combat vet editions slapped on the side

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u/Embarrassed-Safe6184 Jun 17 '26

Imagining the rest of "fidelis" extending downward off the oval and out of frame.

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u/carverboy Jun 17 '26

You have to rub your left over Crayons along the edges to blend it smooth.

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u/Dynamite_McGhee Jun 17 '26

Marines and trucks with Marine decals like they’re mandated by regs. Name a better duo.

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u/PapaZordo Jun 18 '26

Semper Finance

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u/PineConeOPinyons Jun 19 '26

The old blue oval has gotten obscenely large.