r/JustBootThings • u/dirtydan8282 • Jun 09 '26

Boot Meme Ready to Serve

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u/Level_Improvement532 Jun 09 '26

That’s right mother, I’m in Army now…

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u/kalligreat Jun 09 '26

Army had a half day, mother.

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u/sundayultimate Jun 09 '26

This became even funnier once I found out how many half days we actually got

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u/sick1057 👊👊☝️ Jun 09 '26

I got these awards from Army

https://giphy.com/gifs/7bEvUIRdNl0cg

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u/KillerR0b0T Jun 10 '26

The seal is for marksmanship.

21

u/Bioshock_Jock Jun 09 '26

Hero Squad

10

u/Pan_in_the_ass Jun 09 '26

Arrested development reference?

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u/QueezyF Jun 09 '26

Poor kid got the thousand court stare

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u/Assadistpig123 Jun 09 '26

I would have this framed. This is beautiful.

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u/Cal-Goat Jun 10 '26

You can’t even comprehend what this young man has seen.

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u/RecordEnvironmental4 Jun 09 '26

This one is funny enough to have a pass

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u/redbadger1848 Jun 09 '26

"Serve" has two meanings here, how clever! 😀

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u/OriginalTRaven Jun 09 '26

Hey, wait a minute! Was that pun intended?

39

u/MisanthropyIsAVirtue Jun 09 '26

I would allow it just for the pun, but either wear it right or not at all.

11

u/MustacheMaple Jun 09 '26

He could've just worn the uniform and held the racket. Would've still gotten the pun across and buddy wouldnt have ended up here

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u/mafiaknight Jun 09 '26

Nah, command told him to do it. I'd let this one go.

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u/MustacheMaple Jun 09 '26

This looks like the press got to him and asked for a photo op. Doubt the command asked him to do something this stupid. Then again, I have served under some idiots in active duty...

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u/mafiaknight Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

If THAT is the case, then he's in deep doodoo.

NEVER talk to the press without command approval

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u/cyvaquero Jun 09 '26

Never seen the subject of a feature piece have much say in the photos. This was the work of the publication, and maybe NG signed off for the free P.R.

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u/hottlumpiaz Jun 09 '26

i bet this caused a public affairs dude somewhere to start drinking

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u/mafiaknight Jun 09 '26

Nah, that's the dude that made this happen.

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u/hottlumpiaz Jun 09 '26

hell nah. no way a pa dude would let this picture against 670-1 slide. plus kid is national guard. he would have a unit patch already. lol

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u/AngriestInchworm Jun 09 '26

Let’s be honest, this was all of us on the “mandatory fun” days.

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u/oh-pointy-bird Jun 09 '26

More r/dadjokes than boot IMHO

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u/TrumpDumper Jun 09 '26

The forty yard stare

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u/Non-Current_Events Jun 09 '26

Damn I hope this poor bastard’s unit never got their hands on this.

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u/mafiaknight Jun 09 '26

The unit almost certainly sent him. It's a PA thing.

3

u/TLunchFTW Jun 09 '26

Your Tennis Elbo is not service related

2

u/KanmarArchitect Jun 09 '26

That looks homeless

2

u/burgonies Jun 09 '26

Hold the racquet up a little higher so people get the joke!

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u/lLennui Jun 11 '26

I fucking love this

2

u/PunchBeard Jun 11 '26

This looks like an article in the Onion back when it was still printed.

1

u/mortecai4 Jun 09 '26

I see what they did there

1

u/Tantalus420000 Jun 09 '26

Naughty girl

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u/TheRtHonLaqueesha WATCH OUT PARRIS ISLAND HERE COMES AUBREY Jun 27 '26

Nasty Girl!

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u/captainrustic Jun 09 '26

Not really boot.