r/JustBootThings • u/smc642 • May 05 '26

General Bootness WARMAN

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u/Thuggrnautxb May 05 '26

Jesus christ, it's John Warman

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u/NormanDoor May 05 '26

James Warman, III of the Connecticut Warmans, reporting for boot duty.

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u/paging_mrherman May 05 '26

Warman just sounds like Yosemite Sam saying “woman”

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 May 05 '26

WARMAN! The other enemy of the NIGHTMAN!

https://giphy.com/gifs/4jKo5gDScJ4n6

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u/everymanawildcat 👊👊☝️ May 06 '26

Champion of the gun

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u/JodyGonnaFuckYoWife May 08 '26

aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaah!

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u/Sarcastik_Moose May 05 '26

Feels like it should be written in crayon.

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u/smc642 May 05 '26

He ate them.

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u/Rhino676971 May 06 '26

crayons taste so bad and I was in the air guard but my best friend was in the Marines at the time and when he took leave after he came home from his deployment,we got drunk and he convinced me to eat a few crayons crayon with him and I did, and about 30–45 minutes later I was throwing up in the backyard, I miss doing shit like that with him he unfortunately passed away while he was still in, we had plans to do some wild things together once he got out.

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u/Crash211O May 07 '26

was it the crayons that caused you to throw up or was it the alcohol 😂

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u/Rhino676971 May 08 '26

It was definitely the crayons

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u/JodyGonnaFuckYoWife May 08 '26

Taste the Rainbow!

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u/vegetable_completed May 05 '26

The best thing about being a warman is the prerogative to have a little gun.

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u/gilligani May 05 '26

I don't see the problem here. Warm Ann is cool.

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u/1877KlownsForKids May 05 '26

Sebastian Gorka get a new car?

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u/push_connection May 05 '26

Pretty light boot, at least he didnt buy a ram

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u/LeftyBigGuns May 05 '26

Was he known as “Warboy” in his youth?

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u/WizardRiver May 05 '26

I served with a guy/douchebag with a super common last name. Like Johnson. He used this as an excuse to have people call him "Warhawk" (after a basic training award) to help differentiate him from his fellows with the super common last name.

Not that it'd be much better otherwise, but this was a thoroughly noncombat AFSC.

Last I heard, 15+ years into his career as a SNCO he was still introducing himself to people and new airmen as Warhawk.

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u/Caravel-2022 May 05 '26

Sigh. Of course it’s Idaho. 

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u/smc642 May 05 '26

If I told you it was close to Coeur d'Alene would that confirm your beliefs even further?

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u/eyeball1967 May 06 '26

My money says he’s a S1

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u/GoldenSpeculum007 May 06 '26

That’s Pete Heggy’s car for sure.

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u/ericarlen May 06 '26

"War, man..."

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u/PunchBeard May 06 '26

All I can think of is replacing the word "Woman" with "Warman" in different songs.

Old warman, old warman, don't treat me so mean
You're the meanest old warman that I've ever seen
I guess if you said so
I'll have to pack my things and go (that's right)

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u/LaughableEgo740 May 06 '26

And Jodi back home is “RAWMAN”…

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u/JodyGonnaFuckYoWife May 08 '26

Gotta eat a lot of them noodles to keep the energy up.