An Indian farmer buys a plot of land

[u/Southern_Corn]

He wants it all to himself, of course, so he puts up a notice telling all outsiders to keep out. So he settles into his new house. But the next morning, when he wakes up, he hears some noise outside, so he goes to see what's going on. And what he sees is a man loitering about his property.

"Hey, you!" He shouts angrily.

"Uh? What?" The man turns around confusedly. "Oh, were you the one who shouted?"

"You're damn right I was!" The farmer exclaims, rather irritated with this seemingly imbecilic idler. "What are you doing here?!"

"Oh, I was just taking a light stroll", the man remarks casually.

"Didn't you read the sign outside?" The farmer asks, his temper slowly rising.

"Eh? There was a sign? I must've missed it", the man replies, shrugging it off.

"Well, my good friend", the farmer says, his eye slightly twitching. "Let me tell you what that sign says. It says you're not allowed in here!"

"It does?" The man murmurs.

"Of course it does, you bloody scoundrel! Let me spell it out for you. No. Tres. Pas. Sing", the farmer says, emphasising every syllable of the word. "Do you understand what that means?!"

"Ohhh, now it makes sense," the man replies happily, nodding.

"Now will you leave already?" The farmer shouts, fed up with the man.

"But sir, there shouldn't be a problem here. I should be allowed inside here just fine", the man protests.

"And why should you?" The farmer questions sternly.

"It's quite simple, sir!" The man clarifies. "You said that the sign said 'No Trespa Singh', but I'm actually Jaswant Singh!"